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Meet Christopher Woodward / @Mangcho:
Can't get much stronger of an opening than that.
A brief rundown as to why this Halal thread is being written:
This is ultimately the meat and potatoes of the thread and why most of you clicked.
The earliest mention of Chris on the Farms dates all the way back to Oct. 16th, 2017 in the Draconis thread.
It was here that he was spotted trying to act like a badass in defense of Draconis who was being " harassed for being a Nazi "
Archive
Next mention on the Farms is April 29th, 2018 in a post which can be found here. Apparently Chris posted a picture of someone from one of Alt-Furries' Telegram groups belonging to QuQu which pissed off Blum, Len, and their cronies. It seems like this was during the point where the factions were already starting to form but this definitely furthered the rift. The argument takes place over Telegram and exports of the feud can be found here. For the sake of brevity, I include screenshots of the most notable parts of the convo.
Len celebrating Chris' " exile" as it were. Checked on what I presumed to be a Discord handle but Dis.cool says the account doesn't exist. Going to put it at the bottom for brevity.
PetSquirrel claims Chris has " anger issues " which is the understatement of the century.
PS & Radix discussing him posting private info of someone named Albrecht. Not clear as to why he did that but considering his spergy tendencies, it's most likely to do with whatever porn they liked. I'll have to look into this later. The only person I found using that name doesn't fit the description of someone from Alt-Furry so I won't share their profile.
Chris spergs (seemingly) in the background while the Pretend-Grown ups discuss how they're going to handle the divorce lol
I don't think God accepts furries
Weak trolling
The rest of the logs is just him being an antagonistic cunt. QuQu seemed to have Blum and Len at least listen to him but keeping the rat around soiled their diapers. Oh well.
The next post is in the Zoosadism thread here where (Totally Not) Chris makes his 1st appearance. He refers to himself as associating with " Trad /Right " groups and posts the following screencaps:
They aren't really important and contribute nothing to the thread. Someone correctly points out that he's a part of Xanadu & the Pooknostate (QuQu's group) here. Seems like Chris carries a grudge against Blum and Len still as he was only in Xanadu in order to get people to leave
Stock Photo James recalls that Chris went on a tirade against " some spergal artist " (most likely Sisk). Chris actually attempted to write an OP about Sisk but it was simply moved into the Sergal thread here. The formatting of the post is pretty garbage and images are broken. Dunno what's up with the arrows or why half the tweets he posted don't have archives but whatever. He mentions it as well in his " Who Are We " article which can be found later in this OP.
Continuing on from this:
Post
Let it be shown that whatever info he was trying to show was already documented. He was literally just trying to take credit for what people on the Farms posted.
This is most likely, again, him talking about the " Who Are We " article. Chris is really onto something you gaiz! He's a real think thonker!
Posts start here
For the longest time, Chris believed in some insane conspiracy theory that DogPatchPress and DeoTasDevil were harboring the Zoosadists because raisins. Never really specified as to why or provided a shred of evidence that could stand on its own two feet. What evidence he did provide is unfortunately lost as the dipshit didn't know how to properly post pics or archive his shit.
Now, FWIW, I also think DPP concealed info on the Zoosadists but unlike this sped, I have something to back it up.
For context:
Shadowwoof was in a findom relationship with Simba Lion from Furry Valley. When DPP began investigating Simba, SW reached out to DPP on Telegram to offer collateral on the Zoosadists in exchange for him not to post anything on Simba. The problem? DP's callout of Simba took place on Oct. 26th, 2018. The screenshot he posted from his initial questioning of Simba dates January 13th. If SW messaged DP right after his conversation with Simba (somewhere in Mid-January 2018 ) then he knew about the Zoosadism group for almost a whole year. Why he would do this? Idk. That's really just speculation at that point but here's the screencaps + archives for reference.
It doesn't end there folks! Starting on this post, Chris proceeds to sperg about how (not) he was totally right. This resulted in him getting threadbanned thanks to Blessed Meowthkip
Again, I have no idea what he posted in his 1st message because it wasn't properly archived. Let this be a lesson to all: Archive your fucking shit.
We're not done yet though as he does have one last hurrah for the road - this time posting from 2 accounts. Shitstorm starts here.
TL;DR:
And with that, the evil has been defeated. Onto the next section!
His Gab Account:
This is definitely more of a " show don't tell " kind of section. Enjoy!
His " Articles "
In the world of modern journalism, thinkpieces are much more widely accepted nowadays - even if those opinions are shit. However, Chris' pieces not only manage to hit the bottom of the barrel, but also break through to reach new depths that shouldn't even be possible. It is honestly not an exaggeration to say that the material he wrote borders on Alex Jones-level of conspiracy rants. I'm not entirely sure where these articles were posted first as they're on both his personal website and on QuQu's blog but I don't think it matters. Personally find it more funny that QuQu (presumably) read these articles and said " Good shit, nigga! Throw that up! "
Anyways, here is a summary of 4 of his articles with Web Archives included.
His Degeneracy:
So I saved this section for last as I wanted people to watch him build up this overly-religious simp character who preaches about not being a heathen just to tear the cloth out from under you.
To anyone who has made it this far: Congratulations! You have the patience of a saint or you skimmed the fuck out of this thread. Either way, here's your prize!
Let's start off with the most harmless 1st and make our way down:
Alright, he's a ponyfag. Not the worst thing in the world. This is the least offensive thing he could like, though given that he's 33 at the time, that's still pretty cringey.
Archive
He's a furfag. Again, not really the worst thing but his continuous existence that he isn't one despite all the info that's about to be laid out + his association with Furry groups specifically should tell you all you need.
Archive
And he likes (really badly drawn) weeb shit.
Archive
At some point between 2013 & 2015, he would nuke both his FA and DA accounts the reason is unclear as to what triggered this event but it most likely has to do with him rapidly changing his beliefs to be more.... Christ-Fulfilling.
Cow Crossover
Being the absolute mouthbreather that he is, Chris likes to get in various internet feuds with other cows. We've already seen the crossover with DogPatchPress so I'll cover what I found between him and CarcinLoring outside of his failed attempt to make an OP on him:
To the best of my ability, Chris' initial dispute with the pedo apologist started because he felt Carcin was being " unfaithful " to his then-wife. To those uninitiated, Carcin more or less cheated on his ex-wife with Sisk. The ex-wife apparently fed some info to Chris which greatly pissed off Carcin. As a result of the dispute, Chris opted to dig into the #SaveOurSisk campaign and came to the conclusion that it was a scam. This is based on the cost of Sisk's restitution, fines, & other fees which did not total in the $40k USD which Carcin was asking for. My guess is what remaining money was going towards living expenses as Sisk's primary source of income before his conviction was drawing porn (which he could no longer do due to the limits of his probation). Chris then accuses Sisk of still drawing porn but can't provide proof of that. About 2 years passed and the next mention of Chris by Carcin is him telling Blum that Chris got in trouble with the DoJ for sending in so many reports to the DoJ that he was flagged as a serial harasser. I'd love to see those reports lmao
Other Notes
I have a theory that based on his age and his views of the fandom, he might have initially been a part of Burned Furs but I don't have any evidence of this yet. It would make sense as to how he became so quickly radicalized under the influence of Alt-Furry (if he wasn't already radicalized). I'm not one to say " HuH hUh, He WaS pRoBaBlY aLsO oN 4cHaN aNd ThAt'S wHy He'S a CoNfUsEd NaZi " but I will say that I think he frequented the Boards which accelerated whatever his current mental state is. Probably a lead worth checking.
Only other things I can think of is he might have been in a Communist Livejournal group
He's been very careful to nuke most of his previous accounts which would most likely unveil his previous identities so other than the names in the title + the info down below, I got zip.
Can't get much stronger of an opening than that.
A brief rundown as to why this Halal thread is being written:
- He insists that all furries are degenerates and that he himself is not a furry OR a degen. FA & DA prove otherwise
- His response to handle the " Goyim Degenerates " (his words - not mine) is to go on a Genocidal rampage
- He wrote a 3-part article about that which is just him going on Alex Jones level of conspiracy and ranting.
- Engaged in thread derailment multiple times in the Zoosadism thread.
- He used multiple accounts to do this and each time he got called out, he insisted that it wasn't him but if it was him that Chris is a cool person
- Participated in the Smear campaign that Alt-Furry did against Antifa-furries where they insisted that they were the ones covering up the Zoosadism leaks.
- He was in the Telegram group Alt-Furry organized with Zcarlo (who is a zoophile)
- He tried to take credit for a lot of the discoveries people made here on the Farms in order to attention seek
- Ironically, all of the subsects of Alt-Furry don't like him very much as he's been banned from their Telegram groups a couple of times only to weasel his way back in
- Pretty sure he's a virgin incel based on the articles he's written and posts he's made on Gab.
This is ultimately the meat and potatoes of the thread and why most of you clicked.
The earliest mention of Chris on the Farms dates all the way back to Oct. 16th, 2017 in the Draconis thread.
It was here that he was spotted trying to act like a badass in defense of Draconis who was being " harassed for being a Nazi "
Archive
Next mention on the Farms is April 29th, 2018 in a post which can be found here. Apparently Chris posted a picture of someone from one of Alt-Furries' Telegram groups belonging to QuQu which pissed off Blum, Len, and their cronies. It seems like this was during the point where the factions were already starting to form but this definitely furthered the rift. The argument takes place over Telegram and exports of the feud can be found here. For the sake of brevity, I include screenshots of the most notable parts of the convo.
Len celebrating Chris' " exile" as it were. Checked on what I presumed to be a Discord handle but Dis.cool says the account doesn't exist. Going to put it at the bottom for brevity.
PetSquirrel claims Chris has " anger issues " which is the understatement of the century.
PS & Radix discussing him posting private info of someone named Albrecht. Not clear as to why he did that but considering his spergy tendencies, it's most likely to do with whatever porn they liked. I'll have to look into this later. The only person I found using that name doesn't fit the description of someone from Alt-Furry so I won't share their profile.
Chris spergs (seemingly) in the background while the Pretend-Grown ups discuss how they're going to handle the divorce lol
I don't think God accepts furries
Weak trolling
The rest of the logs is just him being an antagonistic cunt. QuQu seemed to have Blum and Len at least listen to him but keeping the rat around soiled their diapers. Oh well.
The next post is in the Zoosadism thread here where (Totally Not) Chris makes his 1st appearance. He refers to himself as associating with " Trad /Right " groups and posts the following screencaps:
They aren't really important and contribute nothing to the thread. Someone correctly points out that he's a part of Xanadu & the Pooknostate (QuQu's group) here. Seems like Chris carries a grudge against Blum and Len still as he was only in Xanadu in order to get people to leave
Stock Photo James recalls that Chris went on a tirade against " some spergal artist " (most likely Sisk). Chris actually attempted to write an OP about Sisk but it was simply moved into the Sergal thread here. The formatting of the post is pretty garbage and images are broken. Dunno what's up with the arrows or why half the tweets he posted don't have archives but whatever. He mentions it as well in his " Who Are We " article which can be found later in this OP.
Continuing on from this:
Post
Let it be shown that whatever info he was trying to show was already documented. He was literally just trying to take credit for what people on the Farms posted.
This is most likely, again, him talking about the " Who Are We " article. Chris is really onto something you gaiz! He's a real think thonker!
Posts start here
For the longest time, Chris believed in some insane conspiracy theory that DogPatchPress and DeoTasDevil were harboring the Zoosadists because raisins. Never really specified as to why or provided a shred of evidence that could stand on its own two feet. What evidence he did provide is unfortunately lost as the dipshit didn't know how to properly post pics or archive his shit.
Now, FWIW, I also think DPP concealed info on the Zoosadists but unlike this sped, I have something to back it up.
For context:
Shadowwoof was in a findom relationship with Simba Lion from Furry Valley. When DPP began investigating Simba, SW reached out to DPP on Telegram to offer collateral on the Zoosadists in exchange for him not to post anything on Simba. The problem? DP's callout of Simba took place on Oct. 26th, 2018. The screenshot he posted from his initial questioning of Simba dates January 13th. If SW messaged DP right after his conversation with Simba (somewhere in Mid-January 2018 ) then he knew about the Zoosadism group for almost a whole year. Why he would do this? Idk. That's really just speculation at that point but here's the screencaps + archives for reference.
It doesn't end there folks! Starting on this post, Chris proceeds to sperg about how (not) he was totally right. This resulted in him getting threadbanned thanks to Blessed Meowthkip
Again, I have no idea what he posted in his 1st message because it wasn't properly archived. Let this be a lesson to all: Archive your fucking shit.
We're not done yet though as he does have one last hurrah for the road - this time posting from 2 accounts. Shitstorm starts here.
TL;DR:
- Chris shares info from Dissident Furs (a group Len owns) that " outs " a Zoosadist ring & its leader. You can read that article here.
- General reaction is to point out that Len is a sack of shit who has previously protected Zoophiles / Zoosadists within his own circle.
- Apparently Chris actually took the screencaps & did the " investigation " & didn't think we were worthy of his magnificent find
- Proselytizing brutal poodle
- Vagueposting / Philosophical musings from a sperg
- He literally used his same identity to go hunt pedophiles / zoos... that he uses to write posts / articles about him exposing pedophile / zoos. Admits that got him blocked out of a potential Zoo group
- Tried to make a Halal thread on Wigglecat which got deleted because the OP was shit.
- Begins larping on Chief and Herald saying how cool Chris is for outing Zoos and how stupid we are for not listening to him
- Both accounts get banned for shitting the thread
And with that, the evil has been defeated. Onto the next section!
His Gab Account:
This is definitely more of a " show don't tell " kind of section. Enjoy!
His " Articles "
In the world of modern journalism, thinkpieces are much more widely accepted nowadays - even if those opinions are shit. However, Chris' pieces not only manage to hit the bottom of the barrel, but also break through to reach new depths that shouldn't even be possible. It is honestly not an exaggeration to say that the material he wrote borders on Alex Jones-level of conspiracy rants. I'm not entirely sure where these articles were posted first as they're on both his personal website and on QuQu's blog but I don't think it matters. Personally find it more funny that QuQu (presumably) read these articles and said " Good shit, nigga! Throw that up! "
Anyways, here is a summary of 4 of his articles with Web Archives included.
A Holocaust for Goyim: Totems, Video Toys and the Occult, Part 1
Boomer gets mad at video game ads. He spent half a page ranting about a Sega ad before going on some spiel about how Coke is specifically drank by the " liberal, bourgeois, academic mindset, one that consistently votes Democrat and begs for release from the tyranny of the U.S. constitution. "
" The people behind the 32X campaign were more akin to workers in a meat plant, unaware the slurry pouring into the trough in front of them is of human origin. So long as the meat sells, the meat is produced. Perhaps one of them will find a human ear, floating in the slurry. Will they tell someone, or strain it out into a bin and keep stirring? "
Basically boils down to Trump's Chosen People controlling kids through video games (I thought it was Jews? Which one is it??). Curious that he now plays video games himself. Is he a brainwashed goy too then?
A Holocaust for Goyim: Totems, Video Toys and the Occult, Part 2 (Electric Boogaloo)
AVGN hurts the Boomer's feewings because he trashed the Power Glove. Apparently Chris came from a not-rich family but they still bought it for him anyways. His friend, who was also poor, assumed that anyone who owned a Power Glove was a rich prick because AVGN said so.
A Holocaust for Goyim: Totems, Video Toys, and the Occult, Part 3
Who are You:
Taking the best quotes as all of his articles are word vomit and these best represent the picture this thread is trying to present.
Boomer gets mad at video game ads. He spent half a page ranting about a Sega ad before going on some spiel about how Coke is specifically drank by the " liberal, bourgeois, academic mindset, one that consistently votes Democrat and begs for release from the tyranny of the U.S. constitution. "
" The people behind the 32X campaign were more akin to workers in a meat plant, unaware the slurry pouring into the trough in front of them is of human origin. So long as the meat sells, the meat is produced. Perhaps one of them will find a human ear, floating in the slurry. Will they tell someone, or strain it out into a bin and keep stirring? "
Basically boils down to Trump's Chosen People controlling kids through video games (I thought it was Jews? Which one is it??). Curious that he now plays video games himself. Is he a brainwashed goy too then?
A Holocaust for Goyim: Totems, Video Toys and the Occult, Part 2 (Electric Boogaloo)
AVGN hurts the Boomer's feewings because he trashed the Power Glove. Apparently Chris came from a not-rich family but they still bought it for him anyways. His friend, who was also poor, assumed that anyone who owned a Power Glove was a rich prick because AVGN said so.
- " Memes convinced my poor friend not to buy the Power Glove "
- Hey or maybe his family couldn't fucking afford it, genius
- " Is my colleague my enemy now "
- " Judaic thought espouses similar goals as Nazism. The Master Race, the chosen people, sacrificing for their collective goals along tenuous ethnic lines—both ideologies carry the guilt of blood shed for these totems. Yet if I can become aware of why these people—my colleagues, our colleagues, and I theirs—would see me in this way, I can muster a defence, protect, serve, and even save. "
- Remember, this is all over a dude buying a fucking glove nearly 20 years ago
A Holocaust for Goyim: Totems, Video Toys, and the Occult, Part 3
- The fact his starts off with Incarnation means it's going to be even more spectacularly exceptional than the last article
- It's basically a big sperg on Trump's Chosen People not believing in Jesus for the 1st paragraph
- " It is hard to pretend the totems binding the Christian faithful haven’t been disfigured by Trump's Chosen hegemony. " - " he video toy commercials, designed to weaken resistance to consumer culture. Replacing scripture and prayer with children and parents in separate rooms, on separate machines, viewing separate YouTube videos. The corporate embrace of LGBT, especially among banks, serving the message that reproduction is a needless expense, one best left to surrogate “breeders” until machines are up to the task. "
Who are You:
Taking the best quotes as all of his articles are word vomit and these best represent the picture this thread is trying to present.
- " Was it propaganda? What values did it seek to reinforce? Christian values? Trump's Chosen values? Islamic values? Satanic values? Was Saturday morning a shallow marketing tool, or an ideological battlefield over your mind? Why did Sonic the Hedgehog have a fixation for chili dogs, an unhealthy mass-market food product, in a show focused on preserving the environment? Why did the Ninja Turtles do exactly the same thing, with pizza? Was the lie, that life is disposable, being served alongside the truth, that life is precious? Is the message, “eating unhealthy is defensible if you promote environmentalism” a good one for children? Could this brand of cognitive dissonance be responsible for leftist millennials promoting peace, while physically assaulting those who disagree with them? Why did the Clinton Administration pour millions of dollars into regulating violent video games, while programs with multicultural or environmentalist messages were left unquestioned? "
- " Think for a moment about fursuits. Think about the people who buy them, and what would motivate them to purchase one. Think about the concealing of the body, to cover its failure to embody the ideal, the beauty they believe can only be embodied by the animal. Think about fig leaves. Think about the garden. Think about shame. "
- "Are you the boy who discovered the internet, discovered talented artists drawing professional-grade depictions of the characters you psychically bonded with? Did you feel disgust when you saw an image of that character engaged in a sex act? Move forward 5 years. You are spurned by a female classmate in high school, when you clumsily ask her to the dance, despite not having ever spoken to her. Do you feel disgust when you masturbate to a fantasy of her that same night, to soothe the pain of her polite rejection? Do you resent the other male students who are rarely, if ever, rejected? "
- He goes on a really long winded rant about Save Our Sisk
- " Why are abuse victims so attracted to VR gaming? "
- Idk why do you run a podcast off of VR Gaming which can only be accessed through Subscribestar?
His Degeneracy:
So I saved this section for last as I wanted people to watch him build up this overly-religious simp character who preaches about not being a heathen just to tear the cloth out from under you.
To anyone who has made it this far: Congratulations! You have the patience of a saint or you skimmed the fuck out of this thread. Either way, here's your prize!
Let's start off with the most harmless 1st and make our way down:
Alright, he's a ponyfag. Not the worst thing in the world. This is the least offensive thing he could like, though given that he's 33 at the time, that's still pretty cringey.
Archive
He's a furfag. Again, not really the worst thing but his continuous existence that he isn't one despite all the info that's about to be laid out + his association with Furry groups specifically should tell you all you need.
Archive
And he likes (really badly drawn) weeb shit.
Archive
At some point between 2013 & 2015, he would nuke both his FA and DA accounts the reason is unclear as to what triggered this event but it most likely has to do with him rapidly changing his beliefs to be more.... Christ-Fulfilling.
Cow Crossover
Being the absolute mouthbreather that he is, Chris likes to get in various internet feuds with other cows. We've already seen the crossover with DogPatchPress so I'll cover what I found between him and CarcinLoring outside of his failed attempt to make an OP on him:
To the best of my ability, Chris' initial dispute with the pedo apologist started because he felt Carcin was being " unfaithful " to his then-wife. To those uninitiated, Carcin more or less cheated on his ex-wife with Sisk. The ex-wife apparently fed some info to Chris which greatly pissed off Carcin. As a result of the dispute, Chris opted to dig into the #SaveOurSisk campaign and came to the conclusion that it was a scam. This is based on the cost of Sisk's restitution, fines, & other fees which did not total in the $40k USD which Carcin was asking for. My guess is what remaining money was going towards living expenses as Sisk's primary source of income before his conviction was drawing porn (which he could no longer do due to the limits of his probation). Chris then accuses Sisk of still drawing porn but can't provide proof of that. About 2 years passed and the next mention of Chris by Carcin is him telling Blum that Chris got in trouble with the DoJ for sending in so many reports to the DoJ that he was flagged as a serial harasser. I'd love to see those reports lmao
Other Notes
I have a theory that based on his age and his views of the fandom, he might have initially been a part of Burned Furs but I don't have any evidence of this yet. It would make sense as to how he became so quickly radicalized under the influence of Alt-Furry (if he wasn't already radicalized). I'm not one to say " HuH hUh, He WaS pRoBaBlY aLsO oN 4cHaN aNd ThAt'S wHy He'S a CoNfUsEd NaZi " but I will say that I think he frequented the Boards which accelerated whatever his current mental state is. Probably a lead worth checking.
He's been very careful to nuke most of his previous accounts which would most likely unveil his previous identities so other than the names in the title + the info down below, I got zip.
- Furaffinity (disabled - no archives)
- DeviantArt (deactivated - no archives)
- Steam (Archive)
- Weasyl (Archive)
- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6nfdp5gRa7qcHJPh4ZnMZg/featured
- Real_Mactonight Twitter(suspended)
- https://archive.md/CChs3 (He tweeted KitTheSoulless - a zoophile who actively defends Kero the Wolf)
- MangchoMouse Twitter (suspended - this is the only archive I was able to find)
- TheMoolMangcho Twitter(Suspended - only 2 archives)
- Gab (Archive)
- Personal Website(this is just a backup of his articles that he posted on QuQu's site. Worth noting but no new content)
- Dlive (Archive)
- Medium (archive)
- Subscribestar (Archive)
- Linuxquestions (archive)
- World of Warcraft (maybe - archive)
- Picarto (maybe - archive)
- https://zibraltar.newgrounds.com/ (maybe - archive)
- Dailymotion (idk if this is him talking or someone else. Based on the topics he started gibbering about towards the end, it makes me think it's him)
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