Artcow Christy Lynn Walker / Olimar Puke-Chan / ppauly / Nemu / Holden / Malfunction54 - A legacy tumblr horrorcow whose online footprint spans many platforms.

Scrooge

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Jesus Christ, I almost forgot about her SU character. Here's Corium:
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She'd churn out an OC every single time she got the hots for a character. They all just looked like gooey versions of her in a different art style.

I would be completely unsurprised if all her life stories were embellished. I just feel like a dumbass for always eating her stories up with a fork and a spoon. For example, her father died in early 2016, and everything she tweeted about their final goodbye (apparently she was late, and he couldn't talk and shoved a note that said "sorry" into her hand) was so theatrical.

@Scrooge, I never heard the Barbie story, but fuck that's nasty. I can confirm on her thinking it was hot that David would fuck her in her sleep, though. I also remember when a 14 year old French girl and diehard Nemu fan sent her a Tumblr message, wanting some advice from her; I had to step in and advise Nemu to not discuss/share anything sexual with a minor since it's illegal in a number of places. She almost seemed apprehensive about believing me.

Oh, yeah. I remember the whole Steven Universe thing now. She wanted to grow a giant dick and fuck Ruby with it because she looked like the villain from the Lorax to her. Now that was a fucked up ride. Her shit kink really peaked with him. I remember her saying she wanted to eat his shit out of a dog bowl.
 

Lady of the House

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A bit OT, but The Lorax fandom would've needed a thread wayyy back in 2012. The amount of weird shit that sprung up from a Dr. Suess movie is ridiculous, like the shipping of the two different forms of Onceler and everyone wanting to bang him. Nemu's obsession with Aloysius O'hare (?) is the weirdest though, considering that he doesn't have the same appeal as the Onceler and is a minor character compared to the others. She literally drew him shitting in a swimsuit as well.

How present was Nemu on the site? I hear she was super popular and has a few posts with thousands of notes, but despite being on the website around that time I never ran into her (thank god, I guess).
 

Meowzers

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A bit OT, but The Lorax fandom would've needed a thread wayyy back in 2012. The amount of weird shit that sprung up from a Dr. Suess movie is ridiculous, like the shipping of the two different forms of Onceler and everyone wanting to bang him. Nemu's obsession with Aloysius O'hare (?) is the weirdest though, considering that he doesn't have the same appeal as the Onceler and is a minor character compared to the others. She literally drew him shitting in a swimsuit as well.

How present was Nemu on the site? I hear she was super popular and has a few posts with thousands of notes, but despite being on the website around that time I never ran into her (thank god, I guess).
she actually didn't like the lorax fandom when it first came out. she didn't get the appeal, which is understandable, because i don't think anyone understood the appeal. she only liked o'hare, probably around 2014ish, and was into the onceler for a hot minute because she used him as a self insert before she started drawing her own o'hare stuff.
 

sadstuck

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she actually didn't like the lorax fandom when it first came out. she didn't get the appeal, which is understandable, because i don't think anyone understood the appeal. she only liked o'hare, probably around 2014ish, and was into the onceler for a hot minute because she used him as a self insert before she started drawing her own o'hare stuff.
It wasn't really the lorax fandom, it was the onceler fandom. It's not that hard to understand, Onceler was a bishie and a lot of fangirls' type at the time. But the selfcest shipping and endless ask blogs of his variations such as walmartcashier!oncie (not joking, actually saw this) on the other hand.... Tumblr at that time had a weird tendency to latch onto a single male character in a fandom (who tended to be crazy) and be completely obsessed with him. Such as Gamzee, Komaeda, etc... It might still be going on now, but I left years ago, thank god, so IDK.
 

BastardLegs

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How present was Nemu on the site? I hear she was super popular and has a few posts with thousands of notes, but despite being on the website around that time I never ran into her (thank god, I guess).

She had a pretty strong presence from 2014-2015, mostly getting attention for her post with Lord Farquaad in her purse at the bank, and for being absolutely manic with O'Hare. Some more popular users - crimewave420, 4lung, vaervaf among others - started reblogging her nastier O'Hare art to freak out their followers. She mostly got attention from either people who were into the same niche bullshit as her, bought into her "sex positivity", or people who couldn't believe she was real and were desperate to watch the train crash.
 

Scrooge

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How present was Nemu on the site? I hear she was super popular and has a few posts with thousands of notes, but despite being on the website around that time I never ran into her (thank god, I guess).

She would leave anonymous asks on to get teased about her fetishes and some people asked her how many followers she had. With how frequently she lies, it could have been false, but I remember her saying something around the 20,000+ range. From my understanding people either followed her for the fetishes, art, or the horror show. Could have been a lot of porn bots though with the NSFW keywords in her posts. Honestly at this point who fucking knows with her?

I'm also still reeling from the person who posted in the lolcow forum about her asking their age when she was 20 during her time of spreading the "sex positive" crap to young teens. When they said 15 she said "oh, good".

Why good, Nemu?
 

Oni_boltie

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She had a pretty strong presence from 2014-2015, mostly getting attention for her post with Lord Farquaad in her purse at the bank, and for being absolutely manic with O'Hare. Some more popular users - crimewave420, 4lung, vaervaf among others - started reblogging her nastier O'Hare art to freak out their followers. She mostly got attention from either people who were into the same niche bullshit as her, bought into her "sex positivity", or people who couldn't believe she was real and were desperate to watch the train crash.

That farquad post was her? Wow I've seen it floating around on social media sometimes. I don't want to know what she's done to that doll...

You know what's funny is that on the Google drive folder full of her art there's an old "meet the artist" thing of her old fursona and it says that she dislikes "porn culture" that definitely has changed now has it? And there's a short comic in there about how certain words are triggering to her because she's so sexually hyper. It seems she just abandoned everything and just went full sex drive.
 

Meowzers

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That farquad post was her? Wow I've seen it floating around on social media sometimes. I don't want to know what she's done to that doll...

You know what's funny is that on the Google drive folder full of her art there's an old "meet the artist" thing of her old fursona and it says that she dislikes "porn culture" that definitely has changed now has it? And there's a short comic in there about how certain words are triggering to her because she's so sexually hyper. It seems she just abandoned everything and just went full sex drive.
the anti-porn stuff is actually fairly recent, at least within the past 2 years. all the nasty stuff was before she quit tumblr in 2015. that was about when she was diagnosed with a sex/porn addiction and went full anti-porn.

@BastardLegs i'm really curious if you have more deets on her childhood and life before she turned into the puke loon she is today. i'm not surprised her dad was a creep - i recall in the tumblr days she went to visit her sister and her dad was making creepy comments on her sister's 12 year old daughter the entire time. she also said that her mom was just as weird as her.
vaguely related but i remember she said her parents were outrageously tall, like her mom was nearly 6' and her dad was 7'. i remember nemu talking all the time about how she was a 'big tall lady!!' and thinks that's why she was able to go balls deep on horse dildos as big as her arm. i was surprised to find that she's only 5'7", which i don't think is especially tall at all.
 

BastardLegs

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Nemu's parents being super tall is definitely a more recent lie...when I was in her inner circle from 2014-2016, she never brought up anything of the sort. The most she mentioned was how she has huge feet, a women's size 10. She seemed pretty genuine about that, and complained about how hard it was to shop for cute shoes in that size.

@Meowzers I've been trying to recall the rest of her homelife stories...she was always eager to share very personal stories, but most of it was pretty nasty and I buried it in the back of my head. There was a lot of neglect in her household, and kid Nemu would be left home alone to play Smash Bros Melee for hours on end. This was how she became fixated on the Ice Climbers, and assumed they were an adult couple, who she then liked to pretend were her adoptive parents. I can believe the neglect; her compulsive lying and relishing in online attention are pretty evocative of someone who struggled to get attention from their parents.

Nemu rarely brought up her brother. Someone on Lolcow said he was in the army, but other than that, she wasn't interested in talking about him. Maybe it was just because her sister was around more, and there was more to tell us about her.

She also took pride early on in being disgusting, probably since it got her attention. She once bragged to us about how, when she was 7 or 8, she ripped a fart on the school bus during a field trip that was so bad, they had to empty the bus and air it out. (Looking back, there's no fucking way this could be real.)
 

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2. Nemu badly wanted to fuck the Showbiz Pizza bear. Her big fantasy was taking his virginity because of this song. She even went to one of the surviving Showbiz Pizza band locations so she could get a picture with him and touch his face. The dude who owns the band is super protective of it, so the good news is Nemu likely would've had clean hands and not pussy-doused ones.

So is the Showbiz Pizza Bear attacking Rich Evans part of that fantasy?

Because if not I'm going to be extremely disappointed.
 

BastardLegs

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She definitely knew about the "Dick the Birthday Boy" image, but she got mad whenever people tried to make the bear (or Billy Bob, as he's named) seem creepy in any way. Jokes about being mauled by the bear were verboten, but talking about riding the bear's dick was fine. (In a way, I'm glad she never looked into Red Letter Media anything. God forbid she start trying to fuck the guys on the show.)

Random fact I just remembered: She got back into TF2 around late 2015, and bought one of the official framed portraits of the Medic. She then immediately hung it in her bathroom above the toilet.

Also, I'm sorry for the absolute shitass quality, but after some digging, I recovered a compressed screenshot of one of her dA journals:
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>2. "kurapika is my baby boy. (no pedo)"
Thanks for specifying that you don't want to fuck the anime kid, Nemu. Nobody considered your intention until you put it out there.
 

Meowzers

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@BastardLegs if you don't mind me asking, how did you end up falling out with her? i don't blame you if you got out because she was grody, but from what i know she has a penchant for ending friendships dramatically.
i used to be a pretty big nemu stan until i heard the story behind that Dead To Me picture. i don't particularly care if she has gross fetishes, but that was a really shitty move to pull.
 

BastardLegs

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@BastardLegs if you don't mind me asking, how did you end up falling out with her? i don't blame you if you got out because she was grody, but from what i know she has a penchant for ending friendships dramatically.
It's hard to describe without whipping out my power level, but basically, I got into a fight with a mutual friend. That friend then vented it all to Nemu, who then decided I should be ejected from her entire friend network. It turned into a full-on callout and a call for everyone to block me...some of the stuff they made up for the callout was pretty hilarious. (Knowing what we do now, I realize that whenever Nemu tells everyone to block a person, it's not because they're dangerous, it's so that they can't tell their side of the story.) A few people did ask why something this stupidly trivial was being made into a big public production, but I think they later got excommunicated too. Some of her fans also followed me around online for several months to make sure I wasn't shit-talking their supreme leader.

Looking back, I think Nemu was getting super paranoid if one of her friends was a mole. She had been away from Tumblr for a while, but was still insecure over whether or not her "haters" there were keeping tabs on her and farming from afar. Obviously I wasn't doing that back then, but hey, why talk to someone, when you can shoot first and tell your followers that you've saved them all and they should be grateful? (There's no way to describe Nemu's friend circle without it sounding cult-like. Because it was.)

Nemu constantly looks up herself online. I wouldn't be surprised if she's found this thread and has been checking it regularly.
 

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Man. I knew of her during her layton days, and chummed around with her when she was on tumblr. After losing touch and finding her love-ribbon account, I noticed she went/became a different kind of nuts. Im actually kinda relieved a wider group knows about her dysfunctional behavior.


Also, the gravity falls pic in the main post is by another old lolcow called zeriara and her buddy pandadox. Crazy goes full circle i guess.

A bit OT, but The Lorax fandom would've needed a thread wayyy back in 2012. The amount of weird shit that sprung up from a Dr. Suess movie is ridiculous,
Holy shit yeah.
On dA this chick named carol/doomchan made satirical surrealist art (and a significant amount of porn) that made you question her sanity. She got absorbed by tumblr (debug-fly/strawberryhitscan) and is absolutely nuts. Shes pretty much on nemu's level and definitely deserves her own thread
 
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