Artcow Christy Lynn Walker / Olimar Puke-Chan / ppauly / Nemu / Holden / Malfunction54 - A legacy tumblr horrorcow whose online footprint spans many platforms.

[soryu]

Also, the gravity falls pic in the main post is by another old lolcow called zeriara and her buddy pandadox. Crazy goes full circle i guess.

That drawing was by Benny / scumparadis3

 

[Bellsprout]

I haven't heard about Zer in 1000 years so I'm a little sad the crossover didn't happen. Whatever happened to THAT psycho.

 

[InternetCivilian]

Oh shit, she's involved with Zer?

I dont necessarily think they know each other. But theyre both pedo-y so im not surprised if they crossed paths on tumblr via fandom or whatever. I do know that collaredginger is mutual buds with both of em though.

That drawing was by Benny / scumparadis3
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Scumparadis3 rips images from paheal and reposts them. The pic is from an opencanvas collab between zer and pandadox

This is the source they link in the above post, just check the tags (https://web.archive.org/web/20130407232717/http://rule34.paheal.net:80/post/view/942883)

 

[BastardLegs]

My memories of Nemu's clique have been coming back bit by bit, and I've been jotting them down so I'll keep track of everything. I'll share them here as long as anybody's interested.

I'm sure most of you have seen the picture of the Medic from TF2 eating shit out of Tupperware and vomiting on himself, but I don't think most people know that it was made to be Nemu's TF2 spray. She was disgusted by all the lolicon sprays she'd see, so she sat down and drew that Medic to spray on the aforementioned whenever she saw them. (Nemu also told us about meeting a guy on voice chat who said, I quote, "It's so disgusting, but...it's drawn SO well?!" She took this as a supreme compliment.)

As well, her safeword - both with David, and with friends making obscene jokes - was "Korean ambassador". Nothing can describe the feeling of seeing someone describe Lord Farquaad fucking a snake and then a grown woman responding, "KOREAN AMBASSADOR !!!" as a command to make them stop.

 

[mrdk_04]

2. Nemu badly wanted to fuck the Showbiz Pizza bear. Her big fantasy was taking his virginity because of this song. She even went to one of the surviving Showbiz Pizza band locations so she could get a picture with him and touch his face. The dude who owns the band is super
protective of it, so the good news is Nemu likely would've had clean hands and not pussy-doused ones.

Methinks the Showbiz Pizza Bear has already copulated with the ever delightful Rich Evans.

EDIT: double ninja'd by @Meowthkip .

 

[ComputerWife]

Not sure if anyone will have the information I’m looking for, but figured it was worth mentioning; Does anyone remember Nemu having a friend who was obsessed with Dr. Crygor and Mike from Warioware? I think he might have had the drcrygor url at some point, he was also obsessed with kesha and the bad megaman cartoon. The reason I ask is because I vaugely remember she and he got into a public spat with his ex-boyfriend after the ex started dating another person. Sent threats and accused him of cheating or something, I think someone made a callout-esque post about them for this in 2014 or 2015. It was when Nemu had the blog theme with that picture of Pauly but sweaty.

 

[soryu]

Not sure if anyone will have the information I’m looking for, but figured it was worth mentioning; Does anyone remember Nemu having a friend who was obsessed with Dr. Crygor and Mike from Warioware? I think he might have had the drcrygor url at some point, he was also obsessed with kesha and the bad megaman cartoon. The reason I ask is because I vaugely remember she and he got into a public spat with his ex-boyfriend after the ex started dating another person. Sent threats and accused him of cheating or something, I think someone made a callout-esque post about them for this in 2014 or 2015. It was when Nemu had the blog theme with that picture of Pauly but sweaty.

They go by papamametchi on Twitter now.

Spoiler: Some Tweets

They're currently 21 years old, so they would've been 16 around the time Nemu was hanging out with them online, Nemu would've been 21. Going back on their blog, posts pre 2016 don't exist so it means they either deleted and remade or have their old blog archived.

 

[BastardLegs]

Continued memory dump:

In Nemu's mind, kinkshaming was akin to bullying. You couldn't even joke about being kinkshamed (i.e. a friend teasing you for a character you liked and you say "I'm being kinkshamed!") because it was that serious to her. She held her "abusers" on Tumblr (read: the people who just made fun of her) to be on the same level of suicide-goaders and stalkers. Keep in mind this moral crusading is coming from a woman who was friends with a guy who fucked an Astro Boy plush doll and "can't help what he's into".

There was one time when Nemu was watching 1000 Ways To Die, the series Ron Perlman narrated - I think it was on TV in her work's employee break room - and got really upset during the segment "Crib Your Enthusiasm". To cut it short, it's about a guy with a baby roleplaying fetish who winds up getting his neck crushed when he sticks his head through a drop-side crib. Nemu came to Twitter that day, very distraught about how the episode "kinkshamed" a "common fetish", and her disgust at the line, "Ohh, does baby have a boo-boo??" She was so upset then, but it's always cracked me up how Nemu got indirectly kinkshamed by Ron Perlman.

Towards the end of my experience with Nemu (around February or March 2016), she was starting to get really antsy around anyone who didn't really belong around her. If you were close to her and not kinky enough, she started to wonder if you were an impostor/mole/secret abuser/whatever. I talked to someone who later admitted they faked having a hypnosis fetish in order to prolong their friendship(?) with her.

They're currently 21 years old, so they would've been 16 around the time Nemu was hanging out with them online, Nemu would've been 21.

I've been realizing how common it was for people that young to be hanging around her. A lot of her biggest fans were around 15-18, and she'd let them into her closer circles if they appealed to her in any way.

 

[AnOminous]

In Nemu's mind, kinkshaming was akin to bullying. You couldn't even joke about being kinkshamed (i.e. a friend teasing you for a character you liked and you say "I'm being kinkshamed!") because it was that serious to her. She held her "abusers" on Tumblr (read: the people who just made fun of her) to be on the same level of suicide-goaders and stalkers.

She's the prototype for every single tumblrina-style lolcow we've had since. They all do that. It's like they're her retarded clones.

 

[Meowthkip]

There was one time when Nemu was watching 1000 Ways To Die, the series Ron Perlman narrated - I think it was on TV in her work's employee break room - and got really upset during the segment "Crib Your Enthusiasm". To cut it short, it's about a guy with a baby roleplaying fetish who winds up getting his neck crushed when he sticks his head through a drop-side crib. Nemu came to Twitter that day, very distraught about how the episode "kinkshamed" a "common fetish", and her disgust at the line, "Ohh, does baby have a boo-boo??" She was so upset then, but it's always cracked me up how Nemu got indirectly kinkshamed by Ron Perlman.

That

is

hilarious.

 

[apricorner]

I've been realizing how common it was for people that young to be hanging around her. A lot of her biggest fans were around 15-18, and she'd let them into her closer circles if they appealed to her in any way.

i think the time that i was friends with her i was 14-16. it was honestly a lot of lonely teenage girls that looked up to her as an older sister figure i guess, and either liked her enough to ignore the gross shit she did or were groomed enough to think it was normal. i know that's been said before, but it's honestly so disgusting to look back on and think about being involved in.

 

[Galaxy Harasser]

:powerlevel:I'm a weird outlier where I'm actually a few years older than Nemu, but I had looked up to her because both my self-esteem and self-confidence was low and she seemed very supportive and she was a !!!!NICE LADY!!!! despite the mental illnesses she has. I was a bit jealous and wish I had a friendship (with someone else) like her and Xan's.

This recent uncovering of her manipulating and backstabbing ways and eye-opening, and now makes me more weary of anyone who is a bit *too* over-supportive.

 

[BastardLegs]

I was milling over my experiences with Nemu again, trying to put together more things to post in here (i.e. not just Tumblr grade "this person was really weird and mean umu" crap), when I realized something that's had a lasting effect: a term Nemu made up, "fictional others". People still use it in little corners of Tumblr.

Back in 2015, when Nemu started to get more attention from people outside her friend group, she started getting heat for calling the characters she'd fuck her husbandos/waifus. A few anons were calling her racist (likely just people yanking her chain), so she started workshopping a new reference term...I don't know who helped her come up with it, but she soon introduced "fictional other", short form "f/o". It came from "significant other", and I remember it took off like wildfire with her closest friends and fans. I think that was around the same time she started calling her waifu chart the "sweetie squares". Even after she bailed Tumblr for Twitter, there were still people using it, and it just took off slowly from them.

I just searched the term on Tumblr, and there's a ton of recent posts with people using it. I really wonder if they have any idea it was coined by someone with vomit and radiation fetishes.

Bonus: When Inside Out first came to theatres, Nemu spent a bit of time deliberating over whether or not she'd fuck Bing Bong. That was immediately derailed when some teenager sent her a Tumblr anon message begging her not to fuck him. It was phrased like, "Inside Out is a comforting thing for me, don't you put your hands on it!" Nemu took a ton of offense to the wording, whined about this in response, and immediately abandoned interest in Inside Out. That kid saved us all from seeing Mama Nemu violate Bing Bong's cotton candy ding-dong or something.

 

[ComputerWife]

I was milling over my experiences with Nemu again, trying to put together more things to post in here (i.e. not just Tumblr grade "this person was really weird and mean umu" crap), when I realized something that's had a lasting effect: a term Nemu made up, "fictional others". People still use it in little corners of Tumblr.

Back in 2015, when Nemu started to get more attention from people outside her friend group, she started getting heat for calling the characters she'd fuck her husbandos/waifus. A few anons were calling her racist (likely just people yanking her chain), so she started workshopping a new reference term...I don't know who helped her come up with it, but she soon introduced "fictional other", short form "f/o". It came from "significant other", and I remember it took off like wildfire with her closest friends and fans. I think that was around the same time she started calling her waifu chart the "sweetie squares". Even after she bailed Tumblr for Twitter, there were still people using it, and it just took off slowly from them.

I just searched the term on Tumblr, and there's a ton of recent posts with people using it. I really wonder if they have any idea it was coined by someone with vomit and radiation fetishes.

Bonus: When Inside Out first came to theatres, Nemu spent a bit of time deliberating over whether or not she'd fuck Bing Bong. That was immediately derailed when some teenager sent her a Tumblr anon message begging her not to fuck him. It was phrased like, "Inside Out is a comforting thing for me, don't you put your hands on it!" Nemu took a ton of offense to the wording, whined about this in response, and immediately abandoned interest in Inside Out. That kid saved us all from seeing Mama Nemu violate Bing Bong's cotton candy ding-dong or something.

This makes me wonder how much Nemu content has been truly lost. There’s only so many records and archives of her debauchery because it’s unfortunately too easy to wipe a tumblr blog. I remember the “waifu charts” or “waifu grids” being popular but then having to be renamed because of notable tumblr users (namely nishimikan) stating it was racist to use broken japanese to describe fictional characters you want to bone. I also wonder what Nemu would have done during the fictionkin boom in 2015 if she’d gotten involved.

 

[BastardLegs]

I also wonder what Nemu would have done during the fictionkin boom in 2015 if she’d gotten involved.

Oh, she definitely got into fictionkin. In addition to identifying as otherkin (with her boa constrictor-sona), Nemu would often describe being kin with Ness from Earthbound, even as an adult. He was her main in Melee, which she played a lot while her boozer parents were out of the house. She got into Earthbound in her early teens, and developed a kinship with Ness because he too was away from his parents a lot. She would get really defensive of how Ness was portrayed in fan art...it was good because she condemned anything sexualizing him, but also disastrous because she would pick apart any Ness fanart until she could determine it was to her liking.

 

[Oni_boltie]

Oh, she definitely got into fictionkin. In addition to identifying as otherkin (with her boa constrictor-sona), Nemu would often describe being kin with Ness from Earthbound, even as an adult. He was her main in Melee, which she played a lot while her boozer parents were out of the house. She got into Earthbound in her early teens, and developed a kinship with Ness because he too was away from his parents a lot. She would get really defensive of how Ness was portrayed in fan art...it was good because she condemned anything sexualizing him, but also disastrous because she would pick apart any Ness fanart until she could determine it was to her liking.

I knew mother 2 would come up sooner or later when she took a liking to snes games, I was scared of this happening. However at least she doesn't sexualize Ness and his pals with vomit fetish art, that's a good thing. The thing about Ness is that he's a silent protagonist that is supposed to reflect the players personality. Everyone can have a much different interperation of him. :powerlevel: As a big mother fan I know I interpreted him a different way.

I think nemu is trapped in a bubble where she wants everything to be just perfect for her, nothing to hurt her and nothing to go against how she thinks. She's trying to get back that childhood she never had.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

I knew mother 2 would come up sooner or later when she took a liking to snes games, I was scared of this happening. However at least she doesn't sexualize Ness and his pals with vomit fetish art, that's a good thing. The thing about Ness is that he's a silent protagonist that is supposed to reflect the players personality. Everyone can have a much different interperation of him. :powerlevel: As a big mother fan I know I interpreted him a different way.

I think nemu is trapped in a bubble where she wants everything to be just perfect for her, nothing to hurt her and nothing to go against how she thinks. She's trying to get back that childhood she never had.

Well yeah, we don't want vomit fetish art of someone puking on poor Ness' ding dong.

 

[BastardLegs]

What particularly bothered me about the kinning was how Nemu had to tell her fans not to bring up anything sexual involving Ness. The fact that she had people close to her who were very eager to talk about Ness sexually, and ready to encourage her to do so, really creeps me out in retrospect. It really encapsulated how willing the people around Nemu were to kiss her ass through everything she got into, no matter how disgusting. (Like, even in spite of Balloon Boy from FNAF clearly being a child, she still had people coddling her and going, "It's okay, you can pretend he's an adult uwu"

People in Nemu's inner circles made being disgusting a thing of pride, too. It was like hanging out with John Waters characters sometimes. Right before I left, things were getting worse and worse; Girl Code meant only one person could like a character at a time, so people were digging deeper into obscurity for characters to fuck. There were people getting off to Pokemon, Duckman, the barrels from Donkey Kong Country...anyone who left Nemu's group/got thrown out was a lucky bastard in the long run.

 

[soryu]

barrels from Donkey Kong Country

Wait, someone else that wasn't her was into the barrels? I'm pretty sure she started falling for Belcha a few months ago, which leads me to believe said friend got kicked out of the circle.

 

[Meowthkip]

(Like, even in spite of Balloon Boy from FNAF clearly being a child, she still had people coddling her and going, "It's okay, you can pretend he's an adult uwu"

I thought he was a robot.

A robot child.