Chronological history of Ethan Ralph / The Ralph Retort / #Killstream -

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Gunty goes by @theralph, you can see his profile here: https://kiwifarms.net/members/theralph.8991/

What motivates me to make such a thread? Back in the years of gaygayte, lurking in the woods, I recall some very interesting exchanges in his thread. Nobody's gonna go through 3600 pages and I don't blame them, but it would be funny to see how the opinions shift, as well as the pig's demeanour.

I will be collecting interesting posts around the time of Ralph's ramblings. This is gonna be a wild ride. All links are KF posts.

Like most cows, he didn't like the thread. He spawned on the 3rd of March, 2016, on page 4! You can read the entire interaction, apparently it was some beef with a Britbong that goes by the handle Charming Man, he used to cover lolcow drama with his very vanilla and boring takes.
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Why did the Obama voter of twice join GayGayte? He hates them ess jay dubz of course!
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Ralph does not pay people who write articles for his site.
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Like the true Akkadian Kekistani, Ralph follows Alinsky's book, to pwn them ess jay dubs.
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People think someone that voted for Obama twice is an SJW? Shocker. Oh, and Ralph doesn't care that he has a thread, it doesn't bother him at all. He's never been caught browsing the thread, with his hoof in the Makers Mark cabinet.
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Ralph obliterates the britbong with facts and logics.
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This proto-ayelawg got 11 hats for his absolutely based take. *sigh*
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I bet no one saw what gunty was capable of. The gunt is only in its initial form.
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Pics of his microween in the OP are fake! Have we seen the real one?
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Taunting an ED sysop.
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Gunty finds himself in jail for assaulting a female cop. He took a swing at her and missed, his hooves were ironed, brought to justice. We love our cops, our law enforcement, we love our military very important!
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Yeah, don't run out of adjectives, great feeder.
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Say hi to Nora! She's a huge fan, we're better than Kotaku in Action.
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Cringe.
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Based.
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Right...
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Prophercy?
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His first post after being freed for the heinous crime of assaulting a female cop is this. :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
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Someone's right on the money.
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Talking about two homos huh? You voted for Obama twice.
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His written apology: Link
On August 27th of this year, I traveled to Loudoun County to meetup with a colleague I had done some projects with online. I almost stopped myself from going, several times. Now, of course, I wish I had. At the time, though, I had no knowledge that this visit would change my life in some drastic ways.
Hindsight is 20/20, as they say.
I got drunk and had a dispute with the individual I met up with. That’s about the last thing I remember from the evening. At some point, I made my way down to the lobby of the hotel, fell asleep, and was awakened by Loudoun County Sheriff’s Deputies. I do not recall what happened or even being woken up at all. The next thing that I can clearly bring to my mind is the moment when I was in the Loudoun Adult Detention Center being told by one of the officers who arrested me that I was charged with two felonies. That’s not one of my fondest memories, but it is very memorable nonetheless.
I eventually was released on bail, right after I made headlines across the country for this regrettable situation. Over the last few months, the case has wound its way through the courts. In fact, it’s still winding its way through the courts. However, I hit a certain milestone today that has brought me to the point where I needed to address the issue in detail for the first time. The impetus for this post? In short, I have signed a plea agreement with the Commonwealth of Virginia.
The terms of the agreement are as follows: All charges have been dropped against me except one felony count of assaulting a law enforcement officer, which I have agreed to plead guilty to. I was hopeful that I could get that down to a misdemeanor, but given my actions that night it was not possible. As I said, I don’t remember what happened at all, but that doesn’t absolve me of anything. I put myself in that situation by getting incredibly drunk. Deputies Chavez and Lotz were just doing their jobs and I hold no ill will whatsoever against either of those gentlemen. The responsibility for everything that happened lies completely with me. I apologize to both those men and I am very thankful that no one was hurt, myself included. It would have been easy for Deputy Chavez to harm me severely, but he did not. He was professional and took me into custody with as little force as possible.
The law being what it is in Virginia, my guilty plea on this charge means I will be spending a minimum of 6 months in jail. I’m not going yet, as I said. There’s still court procedures and such. Still, I will likely be in custody before May, at the latest. Jail sucks and this is an outcome I have worked to avoid. But that’s how things work and I have no one to blame but myself. I will serve whatever time is given to me with the full knowledge that I have earned that sentence. Unlike some people who I have written about, I will not make excuses for my plight.
Again, I take 100% responsibility for everything that has happened.
I will be working very hard from now until the day I go in. In my absence, the site will continue. I will submit work as well, although it will obviously be of a different nature. It’s hard to write breaking news stories and daily opinion when it takes awhile to get your work out. That being said, I believe that I can still contribute in a meaningful way.
I want to take this opportunity to also apologize to my fiancé, Nora, my mother, the rest of my family, and all my friends. Even though most of them have not told me so, I realize I have let them down with my actions. Since my release, I have taken steps to make up for it, and I will continue with that mission. I put a burden on them with my legal issues and I will always work to let them know that this unfortunate situation is something that I will make sure improves me, in the long run.
Thank you all for you support during my time of troubles. I want to tell you that I am sorry and that I wish I could take it back. Life doesn’t work that way, though. I appreciate all the writers and commentators who have continued to promote my writing, despite the fact that it would have been very easy to stop associating with me or the site. That’s meant a lot to me, as I see my efforts here as separate from my failings back in August. But I also appreciate all of you readers even more. You’ve made running this site a huge joy in my life and I wouldn’t trade this experience for anything. I met my future wife thanks to you, if you think about it. I promise you all that I will not let this bring me under. There’s still a lot more to be done and I consider this a detour that I will come back from even stronger.
I will now return to regular programming and I won’t be talking about this again until the day I go in. Thank you for reading, and I hope you all have a very Merry Christmas.

Cow collision.
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Entering 2017, Gunty confesses his love for the Karen Farmers. We're a huge fan of your show too.
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I'm pretty sure Jcaesar187, lover of BLACKED porn didn't mind this gracious gift.
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Based OG kongtent.
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Ralph delivering the blows to Bry Bry.
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Time for 2017, year two of the Orange Nigger's reign. Oh? Gay.
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Ok, he was 5'8 a year or so ago, now he's 5'10? :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
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Let's take a second and talk about animal rapists. Do we need more proof that gunty lurks here constantly, and probably just like Matt Jarbo and Cog the Cuck, he has Google Alerts set up?
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Hello 2019, the last year of normalcy, before some shitty Wuflu started to circulate. This is about some alt-right/Warski Show/Kumtard/Donga bullshit.
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Gunty hosts some 12-year-old girl, based and redpilled.
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PILLSTREAM 0.0 DELIVERED BY OUR BOI XANDER.
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We're in the stream.me era, gunty goes supernova at nool over petty gay shit.
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Ralph and forward thinking? What is this? That's not a Ralphamale move. You can go back and read the entire retarded exchange yourself. It's all stream.me drama, 100% retarded and extremely autistic.
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Now, the Lord Akira dox.
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Gunty somehow knows how people found Lord Akira's dox, via instagram of all places. I won't bother to find it but I've seen it. Lord Akira is a chad with a cutie Aryan waifu, unlike Jcaesar187.
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When you donate to Steam.me, you do so via PayPal, they have a scary amount of information on you. If you make a transaction over the state mandated limit, they require you to full dox yourself. That is, your location, your identity through passports or driver's licence, and proof of your location which is typically tax documents -- that leads to your job. Gunty doesn't need to "dox" anyone, all his paypiggies hand their dox to him willingly. When a donation is made, it shows up with the amount and your name on PayPal. If your account is verified, for example, you sell unwanted shit on eBay which requires that, your name will be displayed as your legal full name unless you have a business account, which obviously can be used to easily find your real name anyway.

Worse yet, the amount is in the American Dollar. So, typically any weird looking number, like say, $2.68, can be used to infer the currency the paypig is using. In many cases, PayPal will tell you the currency being used.
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Spelling it differently doesn't do much my dude. Should have used a completely different handle.
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Now, the paedophile ring stream with Warski.
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Ralph paid a hooker with Warski during his Miami trip, and/or fucked fantards.
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Now Spektree is being moaned at. It's apparently about a certain hammerhead shark.
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Getting obliterated, again, in his own fucking thread.
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Gunty creeping into the inbox of Soph. God I fucking love her pussy -- Jcaesar187
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@Perspicacity's solid advice. Ralph, like the delusional ResetEra Tranny, didn't take it.
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Based.
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FYI:
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You'll never be a real Memphis nigger.
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THE SAYME THREE HUNDRAD AYELAWGZ ARE BEIN MEEN TO MEH GAYDUR, WOODNT MATTER IF THEREZ 6,000,000 PAGES
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"The Faggot" Mk1 of Kiwifarms. The Current Faggot is Chef PhoBingas.
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Ralph names two more faggots.
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Ralph makes fun of Rand crying over his angel baby. :(:(
Rand crawls back to the gunt like a battered housewife. Stockholm... Perth Syndrome?
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Say hi to 2020, the year of Rona, the year of covid-19 fuckery, and the year Orange Nigger was stopped. What's better? Zidan will be back!
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Submit to PPP, gunty.
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More seething at PPP.
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Ralph educates the ayelawgz on how averaging works.
"You're mom should have swallowed you instead." -- Ethan Oliver Ralph, 2020.
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Wait, so is Ralph implying Perspicacity is who? Ashley, as in Ashton, as in PPP? Wew, fucking retard this pig is.
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That's the end... or is it? It's 2021, the current year. While there's no definitive proof here, the ip is said to be Virginian, and the record this new user showed is an original.
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Now that the thread is completed, I think it compliments the other timelines quite well. There's enough basic information on the pre-gunt years, but still none on the Gaygayte era. However, that dumb shit can be found on ED.
 

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Unlike Bryan Dunn with an outstanding 11 socks, I don't expect Ralph to make more @spectreisafaggot accounts. However, I always find cows socking on KF to be amusing. Hope to see more sperging in the future.
Somewhere in Ethan Ralph's wet brain, he knows he has nothing to gain by interacting with the forum. That's why the guntlet impotently flings shit from his crack shack studio when he's not (allegedly) jamming his thumb up Pantsu Party's butthole and huffing it like a hobo huffing paint.
 

MeltyTW

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Somewhere in Ethan Ralph's wet brain, he knows he has nothing to gain by interacting with the forum. That's why the guntlet impotently flings shit from his crack shack studio when he's not (allegedly) jamming his thumb up Pantsu Party's butthole and huffing it like a hobo huffing paint.
he gains not being a complete bitch reading all of our posts religiously and just taking it, thanking us even for making them. as it is now ralph is kowtowing to us so much and violating his wigger code of going lower to own the alawygs that we might as well be gangbanging his dying mom
 

Hüftpriester

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Let's not forget the other (more entertaining) sock

@Spicy User Name

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Suppled-titted, firmed assed young woman :story: I guess standards are relative but those are not words I'd use to describe Faith's body.
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If only we could fuck fat teenagers and trannies, we wouldn't have to jerk off to fantasies of being cucked by the Gunt, right guys?
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I almost feel embarrassed for him on this one. You're not clever Ralph, you're an obese, inbred, alcoholic redneck that didn't graduate high school or college.
 
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Let's not forget the other (more entertaining) sock

@Spicy User Name

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Suppled-titted, firmed assed young woman :story: I guess standards are relative but those are not words I'd use to describe Faith's body.
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If only we could fuck fat teenagers and trannies, we wouldn't have to jerk off to fantasies of being cucked by the Gunt, right guys?
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I almost feel embarrassed for him on this one. You're not clever Ralph, you're an obese, inbred, alcoholic redneck that didn't graduate high school or college.
That's probably just some gunt cocksucker, comparing someone to a sea urchin? That's way too subtle and smart for some dumb pig with no education. Does gunty know what an urchin is?

Don't know really, the spergery and faggotry is there, the intellect isn't. The only insults Ralph can come up with is a combination of "faggot, fuck, mother, fucker, nigger, kill yourself, cock sucker, cunt" and inaudible gunt noises.

Read through the stuff, giving it a 70/30 favouring gunty now, I'll add that later.
 
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