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It's just hilarious to think about...Chuck the Cuck's sales numbers are pretty much what I thought. Aftermath got a bunch of press because it was the first big Disney EU Star Wars book and basically positioned like the Thrawn Trilogy was to the original EU, turns out it was such fucking shit most people just skipped the next two and EVERYONE skipped the rest of Chuck's miserable output. The drop between books 2 and 3 aren't as bad as I thought. I guess that's your core market of Star Wars consoomers, not normal Star Wars fans or more casual audiences
Disney scrubs the EU, the pathetic losers that simp for the Rat or anything with an SW logo attached to it bargain and cope hard by claiming that the EU was always shit with too silly stuff going on. So a fresh start with Disney's amazing foresight is just what the franchise needs, right? Cool, let's make our faces go numb from soygrinning as we seal-clap in anticipation of next product and our consumption thereof.
Disney is working on the new trilogy, undoubtedly a massive, herculean effort to create the best fucking trilogy in SW -NAY!- in movie-history!
And then there's the book trilogy which will lead into this MAGNUM OPUS. Aftermath is published a few weeks before the movie.
Fans everywhere, those that disliked the EU, those that liked the EU (but want to see if the new books will be worth Disney's decision to wipe the EU), casual movie fans, book enthusiasts
and so on grab this new exciting installment to the SW franchise, the cornerstone of the new direction SW will take, the very foundation for the new trilogy and every movie, game, show, book or comic that we'll ever get from SW. With baited breath they open the book, flip through the pages and get... and get...
Artsy-fartsy present-tense half-sentences and grade-school-essay-tier descriptions containing -unironically!- terms like "herkily-jerkily".
My fucking sides.