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GeneralFriendliness

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You know who Chuck reminds me of; Karren Traviss. Both have overly inflated opinions of themselves, Both have acted hostile towards fans, and both worked on a trilogy of books set in a beloved sci fi universe which were supposed to bridge the gap between the older story arc and the newer ones (and both trilogies sucked).
They also got into obnoxious online sperg fights with fans where they got BTFO by said fans and they were also incredibly over protective of their overglorified OCs. Sad difference is that Chuck writes at a 3rd grade level and his OC self-insert is now a major player on the fucking big screen in IX, and despite how fucking full of herself Traviss was, she did manage to gain a legit fanbase of mandalore dick-riding cosplayers (fandalorians) who actually read and liked her content rather than simply defending it because of identity politics.

Do both want to be fucked into a mattress by a Mandalorian? Eh, probably.
In Chuck's case, he wants his wife to be fucked into a mattress by a big, barrel-chested and dark-skinned Resistance pilot with a pretty face, big eyelashes, a spiky anime beard and pouty lips.
 
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LordofCringe7206

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The funniest thing is that, according to this blog post and hundreds of tweets over the past week, he has a "writer's" shed. Certainly nothing else that shed could be used for, eh Chuck? :story:
This is really ironic coming from Chuck. Because I remember sometime earlier in this thread he lashed out at Jonathan Franzen for putting together a list of tips for writers. One of the tips essentially saying that you should have your own writing space that's cut off from the rest of the world.
 

AnOminous

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This is really ironic coming from Chuck. Because I remember sometime earlier in this thread he lashed out at Jonathan Franzen for putting together a list of tips for writers. One of the tips essentially saying that you should have your own writing space that's cut off from the rest of the world.
He's only calling it a writer's shed to distract from the obvious fact that it's actually a cuck shed.
 

Sissy Galvez

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They also got into obnoxious online sperg fights with fans where they got BTFO by said fans and they were also incredibly over protective of their overglorified OCs. Sad difference is that Chuck writes at a 3rd grade level and his OC self-insert is now a major player on the fucking big screen in IX, and despite how fucking full of herself Traviss was, she did manage to gain a legit fanbase of mandalore dick-riding cosplayers (fandalorians) who actually read and liked her content rather than simply defending it because of identity politics.


In Chuck's case, he wants his wife to be fucked into a mattress by a big, barrel-chested and dark-skinned Resistance pilot with a pretty face, big eyelashes, a spiky anime beard and pouty lips.
Ugh that is so terrible. Absolutely poorly written gibberish and it comes off as Chuck describing the man who he wants to fuck him in his “writing” shed.
 

8777BB5

Keep Her Sexy and Straightforward
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"A man needs a place to getaway to when his wife and her boyfriend need some private time."
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If you see a farting man at the side of the road it's just fifteen more miles to the
Cuck Shack
He's heading down the Pennsylvania Highway
He tweets about a million times a day
The cuck shack is a little old place where Chuck falls apart.
Cuck Shack baby
Chuck's got him a wife who's as a big as a whale
her boyfriend Tyrone just got out of jail
While he's banging her Chuck will epically fail
To be witty on twitter to make Snap Wexley slimmer
As he starts to lose his hair and money
The Cuck Shack is a little old place where Chuck falls apart.
Cuck Shack Baby

(Seriously though this is quite sad)
 

Mola Ram

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"He has" is present tense. "He's got" is just tard English.
The whole present tense thing is, for reasons unknown to me, wildly popular in Young Adult fiction, to the point that a lot of younger readers are turned off by more traditional past tense narratives.

Take that, add it to the huge number of aspiring writers on Twitter who worship this self-impressed, splenetic hack, and you'll want to jump in front of a freight train.
 

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The Shadow

The Shadow knows!
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damian

Not *cough* Zack.
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