Because Soybeards are like that idiot Tim Treadwell who thought the bears were his friends and needed to be protected when the bears only saw some stupid faggot who was there to be eaten once the river dried up.6/10 at best? Check!
"le QUIRKY" job they probably aren't qualified for? Check!
Colored hair? Check!
Feminist spoilsport? Check!
Probably fucking nuts? Check!
I don't understand why soybeards associate with chicks like these, it's career suicide. It's the equivalent of seeing a nature documentary on praying mantis mating behavior, though at least male praying mantises get some before getting their head torn off.