Church of Euthansia -

[whitepaws]

http://churchofeuthanasia.org/

A crackpot from Boston advocating suicide, abortion, cannibalism, and sodomy, apparently in the name of environmentalism. They used to have a how-to guide, but I couldn't find it when I looked a moment ago. Oh, and he also posted a video of himself jerking off onto an American flag.

 

[José Mourinho]

the main page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Euthanasia

Following the September 11, 2001 attacks, the Church posted to its website a four-minute music video titled I Like to Watch, combining hardcore pornographic video with footage of the World Trade Center collapse. The montage featured an electronic soundtrack recorded by Korda and the lyrics, "People dive into the street/ While I play with my meat." Korda described the project as reflecting his "contempt for and frustration with the profound ugliness of the modern industrial world."[3]


The church's website previously had instructions on "how to kill yourself" by asphyxiation using helium. These pages were removed in 2003 after a 52-year-old woman used them to commit suicide in St. Louis County, Missouri, resulting in legal threats against the church.[4]

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Please tell me they're a church in name only....(I'm not going anywhere near that site)

 

[Chikinballs]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Euthanasia

Following the September 11, 2001 attacks, the Church posted to its website a four-minute music video titled I Like to Watch, combining hardcore pornographic video with footage of the World Trade Center collapse. The montage featured an electronic soundtrack recorded by Korda and the lyrics, "People dive into the street/ While I play with my meat." Korda described the project as reflecting his "contempt for and frustration with the profound ugliness of the modern industrial world."[3]

The church's website previously had instructions on "how to kill yourself" by asphyxiation using helium. These pages were removed in 2003 after a 52-year-old woman used them to commit suicide in St. Louis County, Missouri, resulting in legal threats against the church.[4]

This dude and his old lady, who is the brunette in the zig zag shirt at 1:33, did the helium thing. They were self help experts with a radio show.

 

[Null]

AFTER YEARS I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE SOURCE OF MY FAVORITE TF2 SPAM

"SAVE THE PLANET
KILL YOURSELF"

where do i sign up omfg

 

[Pikonic]

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA
The Church of Euthanasia was inspired by a dream, in which Rev. Chris Korda confronted an alien intelligence known as The Being who speaks for the inhabitants of Earth in other dimensions. The Being warned that our planet's ecosystem is failing, and that our leaders deny this. The Being asked why our leaders lie to us, and why so many of us believe these lies. Rev. Korda awoke from the dream moaning the Church's infamous slogan, Save the Planet - Kill Yourself.

Every aspect of the deepening global environmental crisis, including climate change, poisoning of the water and atmosphere, reduction of biodiversity, and topsoil erosion, directly results from the over-abundance of a single species: homo sapiens. The human population is increasing by one million every four days, according the Washington-based Population Reference Bureau. This is a net increase of 95 million per year, the current population of Mexico.

Even a major war or epidemic hardly dents the rate of growth, and modern wars have tremendous environmental consequences. It is for these practical reasons, as well as moral ones, that Euthanasians support only voluntary forms of population reduction, including suicide, free abortion, and sodomy,which they define as any sexual act not intended for procreation. They are also fiercely vegetarian, and support cannibalism for those who insist on eating flesh.

The planet is a living, breathing organism, and is capable of defending itself if necessary. The Church hopes to avoid the suffering this would entail by achieving a massive leap of consciousness in which human beings begin to think of themselves, not as individuals belonging to races or nation-states, but as a species. This species awareness would be the first step towards what Biodiversityauthor and population expert Paul Erlich calls "our absolute responsibility to protect what are our only known living companions in the universe."

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

So the best thing you can do is kill yourself... And the good reverend is still alive? What kind of example is he setting?

 

[FifthColumn]

Why oppose Euthanasia? I feel we should support our youth, whether in Asia, Australia or wherever..

 

[c-no]

So the best thing you can do is kill yourself... And the good reverend is still alive? What kind of example is he setting?

A hypocritical example unless of course he intends to kill himself once he is the last man on the planet. With that said, I gotta ask: Is this guy serious? I mean is this group legitimate in their beliefs? Is this a group making fun of religion or are they serious?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

A hypocritical example unless of course he intends to kill himself once he is the last man on the planet. With that said, I gotta ask: Is this guy serious? I mean is this group legitimate in their beliefs? Is this a group making fun of religion or are they serious?

Well given that someone already committed suicide with help from them. I dunno.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Why oppose Euthanasia? I feel we should support our youth, whether in Asia, Australia or wherever..

You win the internet XD

 

[wheat pasta]

So.. a bunch of idiots kill themselves instead of other people.
Why can't scientology start doing this too?

 

[Backwards Harvester]

http://churchofeuthanasia.org/

A crackpot from Boston advocating suicide, abortion, cannibalism, and sodomy, apparently in the name of environmentalism. They used to have a how-to guide, but I couldn't find it when I looked a moment ago. Oh, and he also posted a video of himself jerking off onto an American flag.

Well. I like him already.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What does one call people who are not euthanasian but would like to be? Eutheeaboos?

 

[Backwards Harvester]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Euthanasia

Following the September 11, 2001 attacks, the Church posted to its website a four-minute music video titled I Like to Watch, combining hardcore pornographic video with footage of the World Trade Center collapse. The montage featured an electronic soundtrack recorded by Korda and the lyrics, "People dive into the street/ While I play with my meat." Korda described the project as reflecting his "contempt for and frustration with the profound ugliness of the modern industrial world."[3]

The church's website previously had instructions on "how to kill yourself" by asphyxiation using helium. These pages were removed in 2003 after a 52-year-old woman used them to commit suicide in St. Louis County, Missouri, resulting in legal threats against the church.[4]

Yeah, an that' total bullshit. He shouldn't be censored for that. Those are the stories that make the news fucking entertaining.

 

[Ouija Board]

Ok, I watched the "I Like to Watch" video and now I need something to clean my brain.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Ok, I watched the "I Like to Watch" video and now I need something to clean my brain.

Whenever you guys type, "I Like to Watch" I can't help but think of Denny from The Room:

 

[Artard]

There was always one motherfucking kid in college who read something about Sub-Genius, or Discordianism, or any of Boyd Rice's schemes, or some other intellectual joke and wouldn't shut up about it. I guess we now know what happened to that kid when the keggers were over.

 

[c-no]

Whenever you guys type, "I Like to Watch" I can't help but think of Denny from The Room:

 

[A-№1]

I can't believe this is still a thing. This group has been around for decades. I think they were even on the Jerry Springer show at one point. I might still have one of their t-shirts somewhere.

They're not lolcows. They're attention whoring dada-wannabe proto-trolls.