A lot of new major blockbuster directors come in two flavors, Quiet and bland as mayo on whitebread, or overemotional and prone to chimping out on Twitter.
Also at 10 pages, this thread went on for a lot longer than I imagined.
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Also at 10 pages, this thread went on for a lot longer than I imagined.
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Sorry that i'm late but like, if you miss a joke, stop digging. Just say "haha oh shit i took that a little too seriously".
Someone made fun of you, and you wrote an essay on satire.
"Here's five paragraphs on why the joke that made fun of me isn't technically a joke"
Someone made fun of you, and you wrote an essay on satire.
"Here's five paragraphs on why the joke that made fun of me isn't technically a joke"
These people who keep saying "BUT IT'S NOT FUNNY" seem to forget that humor is subjective. Different people find different things to be funny and/or entertaining. Ohright, wrongthink is a thing to these folks.
But it's not funny.
"It's not funny to me, therefore it's problematic and probably supports white supremacy! REEEEEEE!"
The best part about Cinemasins is that they are essentially parody and satirizing the weirdest things film critics give while also giving actual criticism. Examples are sin removals: Removing ten straight sins during a Godzilla movie of good ol' Mother of all Monsters breathing straight into another kaiju, followed by interrupting it and then removing two more sins, removing two sins "but they didn't know why" (an actress was topless) and my personal favorite sin removal, when they actually have a genuine laugh at a joke. Some things that get sins don't make sense which is poking fun at the stupid reasons why people mark off points for movies, such as "Hermione is too young to be sexy in this scene" and of course, "X CHARACTER would be great at Cinema sins." If they want a film critic, then they're... at a weird place. They're not gonna get professionals, but they're most certainly not gonna get idiots. They're gonna get cynical dudes who are, as the best way I can put it, a smarter and more attentive Beavis and Butthead but for feature length films instead of MTV and Music vids.
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One of my favorite running gags is the "That's racist" to anything judgements anyone says about anything.
Doublepost, but new salt from a regular lolcow.
They want a really funny hat.
If I had to guess, they want the channel to apologize for every "mean thing" it's ever said followed by deleting its channel and no one liking them anymore.
So, that's any YouTube channel of the week that earns ire from people. What's new?
Shhhh....logic has no place in the world of "problematic content".
CinemaSins gets more views than a lot of these films ever did.
He actually posted bob's video. I cannot believe he actually did it.
Also, just another case of Dobby not knowing people have different senses of humor.
Edit: I remember that Honest Trailers did a video on Payday 2 and didn't even mention the main joke (see: truth) of drills breaking constantly and instead talked about how their sequel should have guns that actually are accurate. They more than likely didn't know Accuracy was a stat.
I was waiting for a low-key acknowledgement of that director's bitchfit.
Also those first three sins. XD
Also those first three sins. XD
I'm pretty sure this thread would never end up getting locked, simply because butthurt fanboys take CinemaSins too seriously all the damn time. It's almost as if they have no sense of humor.
INB4 Jordan writes another fucking novel about how much CinemaSins sucks.
I made this thread, and I thought it would peter out after five pages at most. Didn't expect how much pent-up autism people have over CS, even from normally sane people like Brad "Cinema Snob" Jones.
Then again, Brad does follow Jordan, Moviebob and Brianna Wu on Twitter, so maybe he's just really low-key about his more cowish tendencies.
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Christ, Dobson, that was out of nowhere
That being said, fucking where is the sexism lmao
Apparently he takes the "scene does not contain a lap dance" and "(female actor) isn't my girlfriend in this scene" runnning gags seriously.
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