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Just gonna point out he has actually threatened Kory and Dusty with lethal violence. To the best of my knowledge, this video was posted years after either of them had spoken to him, but he acts like he'd just been tormented by them that day. Not sure if either of them have seen it.
Funny how he claims he's "friends with a lot of cops." And to think I thought he wanted to kill cops.
He looks like an autistic version of the big boss man with a bad dye job in that one ^
In the one where he rants at Chris for ten minutes, he keeps talking but all I can think about is how much skinnier his face was then, as compared to recent photos of his Smug Potato form.
Mr. Potato Head Syndrome can be acquired from constant exposure to self-care.
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How does someone who is this much of a failure at absolutely everything, who has nothing to show for his entire life but shitty mistranslated tattoos covering his body like a physical manifestation of autism, somehow still manage to maintain such a smug expression? Yet another super punchable face.
"I have an Oedipus complex." WTF? I know he wants to kill Angelo but I didn't know he wants to fuck his mom.
What is self-care? Mass debating?
Yeah, look at how smug he is after the interviewer calls him "man:"
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Milkshakes, mostly.
It's a reference to a comic Phil made where a female version of himself is at an ice cream parlor getting some ice cream. I think it was to get some relief from the oppression Phil thinks he suffers from. The caption in that comic refers to the ice cream as "self-care," and since then, "self-care" has often been used by Kiwis to refer to Phil's lousy diet in general.
Said comic was posted in the original ADF thread, but I forget what page.
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In the real world of mental health issues, people with strong anxiety, PTSD, or other complexes can find it difficult to maintain their health. Taking medication on time, eating right, even bathing, etc. are sometimes problems for them, due to various symptoms. Self-care in this context is making sure that you are properly taken care of, and is sometimes extended to psychosocial care, like not letting people take advantage of you, or getting a treat you might not feel you deserve because you live in a constant state of feeling worthless.
In Ahuviya-land, self care means spending your money only on instant gratification, because fuck responsibility. It's the responsibility of cishet shitlord capitalists to provide for her.
Yeah I sometimes wonder if he realizes not being obese is a big part of gender transition (that and not going bald). I think his only chance of actually passing as a woman is to get some hardcore facial surgery, but not being a lardass would go a long way as well.
That is clearly a man.
Cutting off his balls would just make him even fatter, like a gibbed cat.
But on the flip side without his balls he's now able to not only ride a bike but he would be able to take it everywhere and keep his weight in check.
Oh who am I kidding, we all know he'll still abuse public transportation and blame something else for his lack of bike riding ability.
That's assuming any attempt Phil makes at riding a bicycle doesn't end with him being turned into mashed potatoes.
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