Kiwi Farms

Have any other Farmers seen this yet? It's almost as year late, but Clarkson's Farm has finally dropped on Amazon Prime and all good BT trackers.

I've only watched the first episode so far, but I'm really impressed. idk if it's the fact that Jezza has shown humility for the first time in two decades, or if it's the chemistry between him and most of the others on this show, but IMHO this is the best thing he's made in years.

Unlike Top Gear and The Grand Tour where the dumb shit he does is obviously scripted, the dumb shit he does in the first episode comes across as Clarkson not knowing any better.

For starters, Clarkson buys a tractor that's way too big. As an added bonus, he imported it from Germany. This posed a few problems and a couple of facepalms.

He also ignored the advice of not one but two experienced tractor operators, fucking up the seeding process at least twice.

The best bit of this whole show is a young farmer named Kaleb. Imagine a stereotypical British farmer (complete with the 'oo-arr' accent) that looks like Ed Sheeran if he ate one too many pies. As an added bonus, Kaleb is 21 and talks to Clarkson as though he's just some pleb rather than a world famous celebrity. The crazy part is that Kaleb and Jezza actually have some solid rapport going on. Maybe not at the same level as the rapport with May and Hammond, but I'm only one episode in so it'll probably develop more over the rest of the series.

So yeah... if you're a Clarkson fan, you'll enjoy this. If you hate Clarkson's guts, you'll enjoy this. Either way, it impressed me enough to risk a barrage of puzzle pieces to sperg about here.
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