Why are they calling it Clayposting? Clay isn't as dense as Dream. Then again I'm not even sure peridotite or gabbro is that dense either.He also looks like a typical 4chan janny. Also enjoy this edit, people are already making shitposts (Clayposting if you will).
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some guy with big followers noticed this and decided to start a thread that floods random images with the caption "Dream face", of course, while playing it off as a memeHave the Twitterati picked up on all this stuff or are we still ahead of the bell curve
That's the most autistic thing I've heard all daysome guy with big followers noticed this and decided to start a thread that floods random images with the caption "Dream face", of course, while playing it off as a meme
did you expect anything less from these peopleThat's the most autistic thing I've heard all day
Much like bigfoot, nobody gives a fuck until there are pictures.Are we really surprised that the Minecraft speed runner is a fat fuck? I thought we discovered this when the cheating drama came out.
To add on to this I want to give a hopefully comprehensive history of the Dream being fat theory for the newbies joining.Alright, since this thread is turning a bit retarted, here's a TLDR of the last few pages for newcomers, to clear the air a bit.
-Dream finally admitted to cheating his speedruns after 7 months, during which his fans harrassed a shit load of people, including speedrun mods.
-He went into massive damage control mode, and took a massive dose of copium.
-He went on Hasan "Ben Laden was justified in his actions" Piker's podcast, and ridiculed himself (bonus salt points for loosing face in front of Piker of all people.)
-Dream is/was confirmed fat.
Anything concerning Sapnap being a groomer and George being a kike is obscure twitter chatter atm, and we simply have no proof whatsover of it being real, again atm.
Also avoid doxxing other people who have nothing to do with the thread.

So, Dream is a fat man that likes to beat up her ex because he is into BDSM. Won't be surprised if he is a closeted gay and jacks off to fanart of him having sex to his "friends". Very cool.
All BDSM fanarts involving Dream is officially canon, then.
Good write up, hopefully all of the cloudy counter points of yours will be able to be proven when you're able to post more info. There's no doubt that he's well aware of this thread and sweating more than usual (He's fat lol). This is way juicier than the cheating at games nerd shit.
Now that it's been mentioned, he does sort of have a fat guy voice. I'll remain skeptical on the 400lb meme until we get a full frontal gunt dox tho.
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only way to find out would be to blow $24 on one (if any kiwis wanna bite). it's still so odd that they've receded their claims after teasing at deviant sexual shit/possible abuse for a week. i guess we'll never know now.
while fat dream is a hilarious thing to imagine, that unboxing video brings the claim into question.
The only real evidence provided for the obese Dream claim is this censored image: https://archive.fo/Xr4Sm
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It's hard to tell with the blurring, but it definitely looks like Dream is much broader in the shoulders than the scrawny twink depicted in the face reveal video. He definitely has some thunder thighs on him, too. The red in the face is notable too, and based on pics we've seen of his brother, I don't think that complexion runs in the family. You can also see that despite his apparent girth, the picture makes it look like he still has normal-ish skinny wrists and small hands. He might just have freakish fat distribution.
ETA: The longer I look at the hands, the bigger they look. I dunno.
If he was fat a good portion of his stans would probably still find him attractive tbh
Dream is fat, and I would not have sex with him.
Also that twitter pfp isn't, just, his face, right? That's a reverse image searchable picture of some kid?
90% sure this is Dream based off of the some information from his two followers. I also reverse image searched the pfp and had no matches on Google.
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Having eyes like this in high school?
Someone's been naughty, playing Minecraft all night.
He reeks bully magnet to me, this is the kind of kid bullies picked on in school.
Little did Dream know that there would actually be a face reveal at 20M.
hamplanet confirmed?
I guess the argument that Team Rooted made about Dream being fat could actually be true, then.
Holy shit, Clayton is just the dedotated wam kid with short hair
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Side note, on Dream's youtuber wikia page it says he was the quarterback for his Highschool (Lyman High in FL) football team. I've been trying to find team profiles and looking at recorded videos of past games from 2015-2017 with little luck. It could also be worth looking for a yearbook, though none seem to be available from Clayton's time in Highschool.
I have found Team listings from when Dream would be on the football team but his name is always strangely absent. I swear, if he's lying about being the quarterback to make himself look cooler to his rabid fanbase, that would make my fucking day.
I've said it once, but now that I have confirmation, I'll repeat it...
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I was thinking the same thing lmfao. If Dream really is fat, he’s been using Coleton (or maybe even other people too) to look fit since 2019. Jesus Christ.
Looking at those photos, Clayton is definitely a fat fuck now, lol. I'd be autistic about keeping my face off the internet if I was a fatass whose fanbase revolved around me being a cute gay boy too.
What’s the likelihood a person who grew up on the internet playing Minecraft and visiting forums all day and was homeschooled for most of high school isn’t a fat fuck hamplanet? Especially if he wasn’t fed less than his brother who was in sports. Someone said he looked like a bully magnet, maybe that’s why he was homeschooled.
So Dream was a fat kid with a coach for a dad? LMFAO. That must be why he's so strict about his diet now.
Dream, if you are here, please tweet "I'm a fat fuck" or anything indicating that you are indeed fat. Thank you.
I guess now we can officialy say that he's fat?
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Instead of commenting on his actual weight, he just side-steps the question.
Apparently the stans found the dox info
https://twitter.com/burner15935532/status/1401324351635394565?s=20
archive: here
Archived that url and grabbed some of the pics, though I don't think any are very interesting. I didn't even look at most of them
https://archive.md/t3UtG
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I did some digging on that thread. Most of the people on the list of Twitter accounts changed their usernames (or deactivated possibly).
The person who intrigued me the most is @wotsthisthen. Their account is private, but they have a CuriousCat link in their bio. (Archive). They seem to lurk the thread.
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UPDATE 2: Someone posted on their CuriousCat on behalf of the Farms (I have no idea if they're a poster or a lurker)
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I don't quite know how I got the screenshot. I randomly refreshed the page and that post was there. I haven't found an Andrew Rife on Facebook with anything that would help us, but I'm probably just a dumbass.
fair enoughdid you expect anything less from these people
How many of those do you have to eat before you get morbidly fat as Clayton?How could we have missed the signs, they were all there. Prodding us, poking us, whispering about tempting the will of fate.
He even comments on the size of the sandwich.
The crossover nobody asked for.Nikocado avacado muckbang crossover when?
Thanks for posting this fag, didn't know about any of this. Don't worry, I was late tooGive me clocks if I'm late but apparently Clayton is a secret Trump supporter?
Edit: I'm late and gay.
The only way a lardass like him can ever come clean is like thisI hope he comes clean about stuff like this, dude gotta be more transparent
Since he's a speedrunner, he might just become transparent, but hold the parent.I hope he comes clean about stuff like this, dude gotta be more transparent