clivedavinci / Andy Patton - loveshy filmmaker who is apparently the true creator of 'Dexter'

[dickbutte]

So is he purposely going for like a Jack Kerouac kind of thing or is that just a symptom of the bugfuck crazy?

Thank you so much for finding this man, @dickbutte .

If it wasn't for his commentary that ultimately becomes about how lonely he is on his endless LoveQuest he adds to every post he finds I would never have found this gem of a man.

I truly doubt that he's not diagnosed with anything if he's ever brought in any of his 'masterpieces' to his psychiatrists. That one good one amongst all the crap is actually another pretty strong sign of schizophrenia.

(And yeah, going through his walls of text make it painfully clear he's got some serious race issues. He either hates black people or wants to be one. "Na mean, niega")

 

[Meowthkip]

But this was a different bunch, it was a healthier, livelier bunch, dance music beep-booped in the atmosphere, the only thing puffing into their lungs in dustings would be more oxygen as they run harder and faster, they were athletes, elites, go-getters, talking about their betterments, their outlooks, career choices, nutrition, asses firm or fat, tits saggy or firm, cocks hard enough to get the job done, hard enough from a surplus of flowing blood from the cardio in which they partake.

Is this Naked Lunch?

(And yeah, going through his walls of text make it painfully clear he's got some serious race issues. He either hates black people or wants to be one. "Na mean, niega")

The fact that we honestly cannot tell is what makes him so fascinating.

 

[guau]

This guy is a treasure.

 

[Ruin]

He has a serious hard on for Clive Barker. I'm pretty sure he's trying to copy the surreal grotesque look of the artwork that occasionally shows up in Barker anthologies.

 

[Lorento]

Is this Naked Lunch?

I don't know Naked Lunch, but if it's anywhere near as bad as this moron's writing, I want nothing to do with it.

 

[Meowthkip]

I don't know Naked Lunch, but if it's anywhere near as bad as this moron's writing, I want nothing to do with it.

It's a book I actually like but that seems to be what he's going for, consciously or not.

William S. Burroughs indulges in similarly lewd ramblings that don't seem to go anywhere, but when he did it, it was purposely like an abstract painting or freeform jazz in prose.

It's my understanding that this man is trying to tell a story of some kind.

 

[Android raptor]

This guy might not be the hero tumblr wants, but he's the hero tumblr needs.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a book I actually like but that seems to be what he's going for, consciously or not.

William S. Burroughs indulges in similarly lewd ramblings that don't seem to go anywhere, but when he did it, it was purposely like an abstract painting or freeform jazz in prose.

Burroughs could also actually write intelligibly, as in his essays and early novels like Junky and Queer. This guy doesn't seem to have that choice.

 

[dickbutte]

It's a book I actually like but that seems to be what he's going for, consciously or not.

William S. Burroughs indulges in similarly lewd ramblings that don't seem to go anywhere, but when he did it, it was purposely like an abstract painting or freeform jazz in prose.

It's my understanding that this man is trying to tell a story of some kind.

This is more like Naked Lunch with a side of schizophrenia and possibly cocaine.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

It's like reading a mass murderer's manifesto.

 

[Sable]

I don't know, but Swab my Dick is probably a porn title, somewhere in existence.

And I dunno, I always imagined a murderer's manifesto to be more focused than this.

 

[harvey dirdban]

I have a soft spot for weird schizophrenic squiggle monster designs. If he were capable of working in any medium other than wide rule notebook paper and #2 pencil I'd probably buy one off him.

 

[dickbutte]

I'm fucking losing it, he's sobbing about not being hugged in years. The description: "clivedavinci: i kinda loose it in this video, its not that i’m lonely, its that i had love once, and i miss it ya know, and this video by sia was on my mind and its so beautiful man, i take the clip of it from some old short film that was on my computer and splice it in at the very end"

ALSO some amazing answers to asks:

Spoiler

lexunscripted Asks:
Holy shit, what are you smoking?!? That must be some fucking powerful shit!

clivedavinci Said:


i smoke pussy fibers, pubes from bitches in my joint, and i don’t use saliva to slicken the paper sealed, i use pussyjuices to do that, to seal in all that fishy nonfreshness yo

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Anonymous Asks:
Why the fuck do you post long ass paragraphs of nonsense on pictures that barely relate to whatever you're talking about

clivedavinci Said:

because man, if i posted things that weren’t nonsensical, accordant to a body and large penis looking like this in pictures, the world would have a hissy bitch fit and just convulse to orgasm, almost simultaneously, all the women of the world would be like that wave where seaters rise to throw up their arms in stadiums, except if my wave ever came, it would be orgasmic pleasure for the world’s woman, they’d rumble the entire earth with all that bullshit, so i just try to inject a little crazy so that it downplays me a bit, it knicks my perfection, rubs a blotting of grease on such a shiny vase, such a shiny ass


----

Anonymous Asks:
Damn dude that description is a novel in itself.

clivedavinci Said:

if i wrote one word onto my penis, from the lands it spans in its great-wall-of-china-longness, that word would stretch into so many books-worth of reading you’d read forever like you’re a road scholar or some shit, it’ll take journeys of travel just to reach the tip of my penis out there somewhere, keep reading you nerd

----

Anonymous Asks:
fuck you for talking shit about bisexuals

clivedavinci Said:


fuck you for word fucking me…. man there’s probably a few hundred anons, i’m figuring they’re not all from today, tumblr must’ve hidden them somehow, i’ll let them effervescently slip a little at a time when i get to them each day, let em slip like a silent fart, but if there’s new anons today i’ll answer those, man, what if a girl was trying to contact me and thought i was ignoring her? na, that’s not the case, girls flick their beans all day and cuddle/smooch with nerdy or scummy guys all day, they don’t care about me, or being loved by me, they just care about their silly fishy vaginas man, i’m gonna resume my tumblr life later and maybe reblog some shit, i’m feeling better, i felt like i was dying n shit all week, i just wanna get back to my life ya know, my simple little lonely life, at least i had that ya know, at least i can go to starbucks and chill out and maybe a girl would fall for me, at least i could come and go, my mom the dickhole said i should eat bananas and drink water, she’s so smart on shit, but then on the most serious shit that has to do with her own manageable health risks she stays dumb about, it makes no sense really, anyways, they say stress can also create irritability in the bowels, so like when you spend an hour trying to get a few seconds of internet to connect each day, and one day it finally does, hours spent of your life n shit, and you finally catch a glimpse of someone you cared about in the cluthes of another, it just always feels the same man, like shit, and i vowed that day to never look again, i may’ve had a past of making the mistake of looking at rare unicorns that didn’t like me back, hoping one day they’d change and see and make it known they did, but not anymore, never will i do that ever again, if i don’t do it with crissy or the others, t hen its a dwindling weakness, but a strong suit as well, just never look back ya know, find someone new, you don’t know what it feels like to wanna be the one holding a girl of your dreams and one dude after the next gets to, man i wish i had a girl to hold ya know, it’d be so awesome, a girl that wrapped herself up in me all day long, who came to see me, crissy was obsessed ya know, and it felt good

----

Anonymous Asks:
what is your stance on 20 year old bisexual feminists who hang out in bars

clivedavinci Said:

its quite simple, you need to get fucked properly, not by a certain gender, but by me, then maybe you wouldn’t be hopping along one fishy pot or one gangly vine after the next, and you’re in bars? at 20? what kind of hoebag lives like that? were your parents chainsmokers that let you do whatever the hell you wanted in life? is that why you’re so open to sniffing any groin that passes your peripheral?

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Anonymous Asks:
I like how you tell people to get a woman and talk about having sex with them when you talk about how single you are 20 times a day....

clivedavinci Said:

lol, i’m stupid man, you dicklickers actually caught me at a bad time of the month, i have pussy menstration pains in my gut n shit, if it would’ve been when i’m at the coffeeshop, since that’s my online life i have, wifi-ing n shit, i could’ve gone back and forth with all you fuckers, could’ve pingponged yo asses like selena williams tennis players n shit, like that seelena y los dinos, that j-lo bitch na sayin

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Anonymous Asks:
You didn't answer my question. Answer it properly without the sexual harassment.

clivedavinci Said:

fuck that, your ass will get slapped while i’m talking to you, my time is precious honey, i gotta be rubbing up on ya pussay o’ sompin while we talkin’, i don’t just have earlobes afterall, i have a dee attached to my body too, its kinda like you asking me to close my eyes while talking to you, what sense would that make? i have eyeballs n shit don’t i? you wanna go full ray charles on me n shit bitch?

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Anonymous Asks:
Hi there! This may seem like an odd question, but I was wondering what was your opinion on the illuminati? I've heard people talking about it lately and it seems like you'd have an interesting opinion.

clivedavinci Said:


they’re called the bilderbergs, the coke brothers, anyone that has over a few million dollars which they don’t need, and don’t share and gripe and moan and dominate the world as a result of it, nixon was our fucking president and he basically can be seen as an illuminati, he privatized healtchare, while simultaneously making cancer a 200 billlion dollar industry, that’s pure evil, bush was pure evil, but we’re fucking stupid americans and we like to blast off our fireworks and have our toasters for happiness and could care less about what’s actually happening or fucking us, people like me with some intellect (so i’m told although i think i’m retarded and am actually titled by law as such) are a danger when provoking people to think for once, to maybe stiffen the waters that flow with barricadings of us coming together and putting our feet down, planting ourselves strong, but we’re not strong, we’re leaderless and even if we pop a leader in there, like obama, the rest of us are too stupid and bitchy and in the dark to know to follow the insignias of good

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Anonymous Asks:
You don't even know what menstruation is you aspie retard. You and Christian Chandler ought to get together for a play-date. You could discuss Sonic and read passages from Lark Voorhies' insane shitpost books.

clivedavinci Said:


first of all, do you bleed from your vagina, or your anus, or both? second, who the fuck is christian chandler? is that channing tatums character in some notebook movie you watch all day? i’m not internets savy to know that shit, and sonic the hedgehog? when that shit came out for genesis i jizzed my pants in the 90′s, and then when it came out with a cheatcode to build whatever you want in the game, like as many rings you wanna jump through or hoops, i jizzed my pants again, and then when he popped up like a little gopher later on dreamcast, guess what? that’s right bitch, i skeeted down my jeans once again, he was fast as fuck, just like how my dick would be jammin’ up your little pussy you little teeny bop


^^ pedophile

 

[Keerakh]

This guy forces a Stephen King quote into my head, specifically from near the end of Misery:
"Writing may be masturbatory, but god forbid it should be an act of autocannibalism"

 

[Android raptor]

I have a soft spot for weird schizophrenic squiggle monster designs. If he were capable of working in any medium other than wide rule notebook paper and #2 pencil I'd probably buy one off him.

Agreed, his art has a great outsider art vibe to it. The love quest thing can fuck off, but the art needs to stay.

Is it just me or does he seem more sad than angry and misogynist compared to other loveshys?

 

[Rin]

I'm fucking losing it, he's sobbing about not being hugged in years. The description: "clivedavinci: i kinda loose it in this video, its not that i’m lonely, its that i had love once, and i miss it ya know, and this video by sia was on my mind and its so beautiful man, i take the clip of it from some old short film that was on my computer and splice it in at the very end"

ALSO some amazing answers to asks:

Spoiler

lexunscripted Asks:
Holy shit, what are you smoking?!? That must be some fucking powerful shit!

clivedavinci Said:


i smoke pussy fibers, pubes from bitches in my joint, and i don’t use saliva to slicken the paper sealed, i use pussyjuices to do that, to seal in all that fishy nonfreshness yo

----

Anonymous Asks:
Why the fuck do you post long ass paragraphs of nonsense on pictures that barely relate to whatever you're talking about

clivedavinci Said:

because man, if i posted things that weren’t nonsensical, accordant to a body and large penis looking like this in pictures, the world would have a hissy bitch fit and just convulse to orgasm, almost simultaneously, all the women of the world would be like that wave where seaters rise to throw up their arms in stadiums, except if my wave ever came, it would be orgasmic pleasure for the world’s woman, they’d rumble the entire earth with all that bullshit, so i just try to inject a little crazy so that it downplays me a bit, it knicks my perfection, rubs a blotting of grease on such a shiny vase, such a shiny ass


----

Anonymous Asks:
Damn dude that description is a novel in itself.

clivedavinci Said:

if i wrote one word onto my penis, from the lands it spans in its great-wall-of-china-longness, that word would stretch into so many books-worth of reading you’d read forever like you’re a road scholar or some shit, it’ll take journeys of travel just to reach the tip of my penis out there somewhere, keep reading you nerd

----

Anonymous Asks:
fuck you for talking shit about bisexuals

clivedavinci Said:


fuck you for word fucking me…. man there’s probably a few hundred anons, i’m figuring they’re not all from today, tumblr must’ve hidden them somehow, i’ll let them effervescently slip a little at a time when i get to them each day, let em slip like a silent fart, but if there’s new anons today i’ll answer those, man, what if a girl was trying to contact me and thought i was ignoring her? na, that’s not the case, girls flick their beans all day and cuddle/smooch with nerdy or scummy guys all day, they don’t care about me, or being loved by me, they just care about their silly fishy vaginas man, i’m gonna resume my tumblr life later and maybe reblog some shit, i’m feeling better, i felt like i was dying n shit all week, i just wanna get back to my life ya know, my simple little lonely life, at least i had that ya know, at least i can go to starbucks and chill out and maybe a girl would fall for me, at least i could come and go, my mom the dickhole said i should eat bananas and drink water, she’s so smart on shit, but then on the most serious shit that has to do with her own manageable health risks she stays dumb about, it makes no sense really, anyways, they say stress can also create irritability in the bowels, so like when you spend an hour trying to get a few seconds of internet to connect each day, and one day it finally does, hours spent of your life n shit, and you finally catch a glimpse of someone you cared about in the cluthes of another, it just always feels the same man, like shit, and i vowed that day to never look again, i may’ve had a past of making the mistake of looking at rare unicorns that didn’t like me back, hoping one day they’d change and see and make it known they did, but not anymore, never will i do that ever again, if i don’t do it with crissy or the others, t hen its a dwindling weakness, but a strong suit as well, just never look back ya know, find someone new, you don’t know what it feels like to wanna be the one holding a girl of your dreams and one dude after the next gets to, man i wish i had a girl to hold ya know, it’d be so awesome, a girl that wrapped herself up in me all day long, who came to see me, crissy was obsessed ya know, and it felt good

----

Anonymous Asks:
what is your stance on 20 year old bisexual feminists who hang out in bars

clivedavinci Said:

its quite simple, you need to get fucked properly, not by a certain gender, but by me, then maybe you wouldn’t be hopping along one fishy pot or one gangly vine after the next, and you’re in bars? at 20? what kind of hoebag lives like that? were your parents chainsmokers that let you do whatever the hell you wanted in life? is that why you’re so open to sniffing any groin that passes your peripheral?

----

Anonymous Asks:
I like how you tell people to get a woman and talk about having sex with them when you talk about how single you are 20 times a day....

clivedavinci Said:

lol, i’m stupid man, you dicklickers actually caught me at a bad time of the month, i have pussy menstration pains in my gut n shit, if it would’ve been when i’m at the coffeeshop, since that’s my online life i have, wifi-ing n shit, i could’ve gone back and forth with all you fuckers, could’ve pingponged yo asses like selena williams tennis players n shit, like that seelena y los dinos, that j-lo bitch na sayin

----
Anonymous Asks:
You didn't answer my question. Answer it properly without the sexual harassment.

clivedavinci Said:

fuck that, your ass will get slapped while i’m talking to you, my time is precious honey, i gotta be rubbing up on ya pussay o’ sompin while we talkin’, i don’t just have earlobes afterall, i have a dee attached to my body too, its kinda like you asking me to close my eyes while talking to you, what sense would that make? i have eyeballs n shit don’t i? you wanna go full ray charles on me n shit bitch?

----

Anonymous Asks:
Hi there! This may seem like an odd question, but I was wondering what was your opinion on the illuminati? I've heard people talking about it lately and it seems like you'd have an interesting opinion.

clivedavinci Said:


they’re called the bilderbergs, the coke brothers, anyone that has over a few million dollars which they don’t need, and don’t share and gripe and moan and dominate the world as a result of it, nixon was our fucking president and he basically can be seen as an illuminati, he privatized healtchare, while simultaneously making cancer a 200 billlion dollar industry, that’s pure evil, bush was pure evil, but we’re fucking stupid americans and we like to blast off our fireworks and have our toasters for happiness and could care less about what’s actually happening or fucking us, people like me with some intellect (so i’m told although i think i’m retarded and am actually titled by law as such) are a danger when provoking people to think for once, to maybe stiffen the waters that flow with barricadings of us coming together and putting our feet down, planting ourselves strong, but we’re not strong, we’re leaderless and even if we pop a leader in there, like obama, the rest of us are too stupid and bitchy and in the dark to know to follow the insignias of good

----

Anonymous Asks:
You don't even know what menstruation is you aspie exceptional individual. You and Christian Chandler ought to get together for a play-date. You could discuss Sonic and read passages from Lark Voorhies' insane shitpost books.

clivedavinci Said:


first of all, do you bleed from your vagina, or your anus, or both? second, who the fuck is christian chandler? is that channing tatums character in some notebook movie you watch all day? i’m not internets savy to know that shit, and sonic the hedgehog? when that shit came out for genesis i jizzed my pants in the 90′s, and then when it came out with a cheatcode to build whatever you want in the game, like as many rings you wanna jump through or hoops, i jizzed my pants again, and then when he popped up like a little gopher later on dreamcast, guess what? that’s right bitch, i skeeted down my jeans once again, he was fast as fuck, just like how my dick would be jammin’ up your little pussy you little teeny bop


^^ pedophile

It's like a pornographic Timecube.

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm fucking losing it, he's sobbing about not being hugged in years. The description: "clivedavinci: i kinda loose it in this video, its not that i’m lonely, its that i had love once, and i miss it ya know, and this video by sia was on my mind and its so beautiful man, i take the clip of it from some old short film that was on my computer and splice it in at the very end"

ALSO some amazing answers to asks:

Spoiler

lexunscripted Asks:
Holy shit, what are you smoking?!? That must be some fucking powerful shit!

clivedavinci Said:


i smoke pussy fibers, pubes from bitches in my joint, and i don’t use saliva to slicken the paper sealed, i use pussyjuices to do that, to seal in all that fishy nonfreshness yo

----

Anonymous Asks:
Why the fuck do you post long ass paragraphs of nonsense on pictures that barely relate to whatever you're talking about

clivedavinci Said:

because man, if i posted things that weren’t nonsensical, accordant to a body and large penis looking like this in pictures, the world would have a hissy bitch fit and just convulse to orgasm, almost simultaneously, all the women of the world would be like that wave where seaters rise to throw up their arms in stadiums, except if my wave ever came, it would be orgasmic pleasure for the world’s woman, they’d rumble the entire earth with all that bullshit, so i just try to inject a little crazy so that it downplays me a bit, it knicks my perfection, rubs a blotting of grease on such a shiny vase, such a shiny ass


----

Anonymous Asks:
Damn dude that description is a novel in itself.

clivedavinci Said:

if i wrote one word onto my penis, from the lands it spans in its great-wall-of-china-longness, that word would stretch into so many books-worth of reading you’d read forever like you’re a road scholar or some shit, it’ll take journeys of travel just to reach the tip of my penis out there somewhere, keep reading you nerd

----

Anonymous Asks:
fuck you for talking shit about bisexuals

clivedavinci Said:


fuck you for word fucking me…. man there’s probably a few hundred anons, i’m figuring they’re not all from today, tumblr must’ve hidden them somehow, i’ll let them effervescently slip a little at a time when i get to them each day, let em slip like a silent fart, but if there’s new anons today i’ll answer those, man, what if a girl was trying to contact me and thought i was ignoring her? na, that’s not the case, girls flick their beans all day and cuddle/smooch with nerdy or scummy guys all day, they don’t care about me, or being loved by me, they just care about their silly fishy vaginas man, i’m gonna resume my tumblr life later and maybe reblog some shit, i’m feeling better, i felt like i was dying n shit all week, i just wanna get back to my life ya know, my simple little lonely life, at least i had that ya know, at least i can go to starbucks and chill out and maybe a girl would fall for me, at least i could come and go, my mom the dickhole said i should eat bananas and drink water, she’s so smart on shit, but then on the most serious shit that has to do with her own manageable health risks she stays dumb about, it makes no sense really, anyways, they say stress can also create irritability in the bowels, so like when you spend an hour trying to get a few seconds of internet to connect each day, and one day it finally does, hours spent of your life n shit, and you finally catch a glimpse of someone you cared about in the cluthes of another, it just always feels the same man, like shit, and i vowed that day to never look again, i may’ve had a past of making the mistake of looking at rare unicorns that didn’t like me back, hoping one day they’d change and see and make it known they did, but not anymore, never will i do that ever again, if i don’t do it with crissy or the others, t hen its a dwindling weakness, but a strong suit as well, just never look back ya know, find someone new, you don’t know what it feels like to wanna be the one holding a girl of your dreams and one dude after the next gets to, man i wish i had a girl to hold ya know, it’d be so awesome, a girl that wrapped herself up in me all day long, who came to see me, crissy was obsessed ya know, and it felt good

----

Anonymous Asks:
what is your stance on 20 year old bisexual feminists who hang out in bars

clivedavinci Said:

its quite simple, you need to get fucked properly, not by a certain gender, but by me, then maybe you wouldn’t be hopping along one fishy pot or one gangly vine after the next, and you’re in bars? at 20? what kind of hoebag lives like that? were your parents chainsmokers that let you do whatever the hell you wanted in life? is that why you’re so open to sniffing any groin that passes your peripheral?

----

Anonymous Asks:
I like how you tell people to get a woman and talk about having sex with them when you talk about how single you are 20 times a day....

clivedavinci Said:

lol, i’m stupid man, you dicklickers actually caught me at a bad time of the month, i have pussy menstration pains in my gut n shit, if it would’ve been when i’m at the coffeeshop, since that’s my online life i have, wifi-ing n shit, i could’ve gone back and forth with all you fuckers, could’ve pingponged yo asses like selena williams tennis players n shit, like that seelena y los dinos, that j-lo bitch na sayin

----
Anonymous Asks:
You didn't answer my question. Answer it properly without the sexual harassment.

clivedavinci Said:

fuck that, your ass will get slapped while i’m talking to you, my time is precious honey, i gotta be rubbing up on ya pussay o’ sompin while we talkin’, i don’t just have earlobes afterall, i have a dee attached to my body too, its kinda like you asking me to close my eyes while talking to you, what sense would that make? i have eyeballs n shit don’t i? you wanna go full ray charles on me n shit bitch?

----

Anonymous Asks:
Hi there! This may seem like an odd question, but I was wondering what was your opinion on the illuminati? I've heard people talking about it lately and it seems like you'd have an interesting opinion.

clivedavinci Said:


they’re called the bilderbergs, the coke brothers, anyone that has over a few million dollars which they don’t need, and don’t share and gripe and moan and dominate the world as a result of it, nixon was our fucking president and he basically can be seen as an illuminati, he privatized healtchare, while simultaneously making cancer a 200 billlion dollar industry, that’s pure evil, bush was pure evil, but we’re fucking stupid americans and we like to blast off our fireworks and have our toasters for happiness and could care less about what’s actually happening or fucking us, people like me with some intellect (so i’m told although i think i’m retarded and am actually titled by law as such) are a danger when provoking people to think for once, to maybe stiffen the waters that flow with barricadings of us coming together and putting our feet down, planting ourselves strong, but we’re not strong, we’re leaderless and even if we pop a leader in there, like obama, the rest of us are too stupid and bitchy and in the dark to know to follow the insignias of good

----

Anonymous Asks:
You don't even know what menstruation is you aspie exceptional individual. You and Christian Chandler ought to get together for a play-date. You could discuss Sonic and read passages from Lark Voorhies' insane shitpost books.

clivedavinci Said:


first of all, do you bleed from your vagina, or your anus, or both? second, who the fuck is christian chandler? is that channing tatums character in some notebook movie you watch all day? i’m not internets savy to know that shit, and sonic the hedgehog? when that shit came out for genesis i jizzed my pants in the 90′s, and then when it came out with a cheatcode to build whatever you want in the game, like as many rings you wanna jump through or hoops, i jizzed my pants again, and then when he popped up like a little gopher later on dreamcast, guess what? that’s right bitch, i skeeted down my jeans once again, he was fast as fuck, just like how my dick would be jammin’ up your little pussy you little teeny bop


^^ pedophile

These are words written in English but I'll be damned if I can figure out what exactly he's trying to say aside from "I AM KOO-KOO!"

 

[dickbutte]

Agreed, his art has a great outsider art vibe to it. The love quest thing can fuck off, but the art needs to stay.

Is it just me or does he seem more sad than angry and misogynist compared to other loveshys?

He really, REALLY hates bisexuals but doesn't actually know what they are? I think what he's trying to hate on is polyamorous people but I don't even fucking know? He seems to have created this idea of 'bisexuals are sluts' out of the fact that his 'one true love' left him to become a porn star (or something like that) and he cannot fathom how someone could possibly leave his creepy ass because he's the 'whole package'. So all bisexuals are demons. And he just wants to hug a woman. But he is a huge sad angry misogynist so good luck lmao. He and CWC should hook up.

also, he changed his page header:

Spoiler

clivedavinci: WELCOME TO MY PAGE YOU FUCKASSES.. i know i’m hard to take in sometimes, i blow your minds just as i would yo panties na sayin? na, although you ladies in the world would feel like hysterepileptics as i put good pressure points around your ovaries, by thoughts of me, or by my large flesh missle you beg to taste and it grows larger than expected in you mouth, or inside you, as you’d convulse, still i’m just a lonely romantic guy, and my sexiness is reserved for only a girlfriend, if i ever find one, i can assure you one thing though ladies, i’d make your entire body feel like a clit, and i’d make you feel so happy and excited everyday, as lame as i am still you’d be so happy, i’d treat you so nice, i just have to find you first, we’d leave the bed and all our clothes in deploredness, i’m unlike anything you’ve ever had, i’m quiet, calm and strong and intelligent, and i’m a lover of lovers, i’m the last unicorn, the only faithful man, and the most incredible, my arms would always slither to find you prepensly, they’d be like pythons squeezing you tight, and knowing where the warmest nest is to hide, and what to protect, i hang out in coffeeshops doing nothing, and being alone, i just want someone to be alone with is all, and do things and feel and give love

Anon propositions him for love:

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Anonymous Asks:
find me on tinder lover boy

clivedavinci Said:


lol, what the fuck is that, a dating service n shit? i’d love to really i would, out of all the rare unicorns i’ve chased, and beautiful women in the world i never get to sample because i’m looking for love, i don’t know who this is, and it shouldn’t be that difficult for two people to find each other in life, if both of them feel the same way about each other, you wanna send me nudes n shit, go ahead, on my facebook where it’ll be private, try and talk me into having a fuckpal for the first time in my life, this celibacy is literally killing me, its pent up inside ya know, its an abhorrant pressure inside me, its a shame notta single girl in the world is fond of me, sure i can be macho and ask girls out, pretty ones with mesmerizing eyes n shit, but i’m not some d-bag, i’ll let a girl who’s truly into me to bark up my tree, anyone can approach me, i make that clear, but when it comes to the idea of me trying, that’s a defeated purpose, i can only be the salvationist to someone’s heart who wants it to be freed yet kept captive, so where you at ladies? wanna go, wanna date? oh well, time’s ticking away ya know, i mean how much greater of a dude can i become? whereas girls always sell their beautiful perfections short, i do miss my youth, but not reall, what was i really doing? i was in college, meeting all kinds of people, nobody like hung out with me n shit, i entertained everyone and they didn’t, i’m sure girls were hooking up with boys and professors n shit all the time, i was just innocent ya know, i liked girls but i came from another world, i never got to partake in them, date them, any of that, now everyone is having sex like there’s no tomorrow and all it takes is a little bullshit, proximity and formula, that’s it, ANY GIRL, there isn’t one that holds off her lonesomeness, girls like having thrills and joys of the pants n shit, they’re fucking weird, they search through the needles of dicks in their haystacks to find their one true prince, i’d never want girls like that man, its one thing girls wanting to be cool n shit and frequenting guys, that’s bad enough, but girls of today taste the rainbow man, there’s a girl who’s cool in my fb world i think is pretty, i’d take her out if she gave a shit, sometimes it seems like she does but then again i figure not, again, i’m not the bullshitting type that’s gonna proposition a girl to talk to me, if a girl liked me she’d talk to me, no message is a message ya know, i dunno, i’ll probably just live indoors my entire life, never see the beach again, never be around any other human beings other than males, whatever ya know, who cares, but then again, am i really missing out? girls don’t just come as themselves ya know, they come with their craziness you have to put up with, which i don’t mind, nor do i mind about a neediness, i love all that shit, i miss having a woman in my arms man, its all i reallly care about, but on most days i’m like ‘eh who gives a fuck’, and my comfort and bed is better suited to my needs, its no fuss, plus i can jackoff to porn, and what’s the tradeoff? lonesomeness? haaa, fuck that, i’ve had it most my life, no biggie, or what about being sick and someone isn’t there to take care of you? haa, i’ve had a girl who loved me and didn’t have determination in herself to bring me soups, sometimes sure, like a grand hellabazoo of it, like the bullshit of valentine’s day or something where an asshole striving for your pussy gets you roses or teddies or candies, like clockwork, like dad jeaned men at walmart all standing at the trough of the hallwmark card section of routine and normalcy, i mean, my ex was nurturing and caring and thoughtful back then sure, but little instances, like her dipping out to go to bars when you’re literally dying, etches a permenant memory on you ya know, all i know is i might be dying now for all i know, last night i swear my intestines were moving all the way up themselves, like they were fucking alive n shit, like the movie alien i swear to god man, gas or bloating doesn’t press out your skin does it? no i didn’t think so, and fever or headache isn’t a good sign either, which for some odd reason i’m feeling now again, just worse, a pain in the back of my neck n shit, immodium, bananas and water sure do suppress the pain, but i’ll probably end up dying from some kind of complication, and do i fucking care? no, i kinda accept it, please god if there is one, do it, just please make it not hurt, do it in my sleep or some shit because i’m a big baby with pain, although through life i hadn’t been, always being torn apart inside and out, i mean there’s just nothing to care about, i thought about my routine of the gym of seeing pretty girls ya know, or starbucks, or just going about my day, but why can’t i do without it? who cares, because i was measuring the things i still have yet to do in life, thinking about not having anything solid to leave to anyone, like my crazy mom, even though she’s nuts, whatever she could find in my life after my death she could use for her animals, but i don’t have shit, i haven’t accomplished anything, i think of film school and where it can catapult me to, i still think about my gunslinger trailer i wanna make, think about people i enjoy in my life, sure, but i really just want a person to hold, a girlfriend again, someone i can trust and be with, but it won’t happen, peopel care about stuff and things and ideas of things and ideas of stuff and ideas of people, people don’t actually care about people anymore and its a shame, because sometimes i suprise you, but i’ll probably trail off into the void, at least i won’t be hurt in living anymore, or what if i am? what even is an afterlife? fuck its scary as fuck, and these movements in my belly retrigger my thoughts about how fuckng stupid women are at wanting kids, i don’t want th em from my own prospectives about how the world isn’t a good place and we die in 80 years, and that’s basically evil to shit out a kid on purpose, that are just a decision from a moron that hasn’t seen any of life or the world yet, but i’m looking at it from a woman’s view, to feel these movings inside my gut? oh fuck its creepy, i wouldn’t wish it on my worst nightmare

Bonus: he rambles to an anon about how bisexuals should be called 'rentables'

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Anonymous Asks:

You're so weird you act excessively sappy and loving but then you instantly switch to spiteful and mean when there is something you don't like. Also you'll nevwr get higher that stephen king or anyone. You're just another crappy writer that will fail. Also I'm shre 99% of your bio is utter bullshit. I can't wait to hear what cheesy insult you randomly made up you're gonna cal me. Something involving genitals and crude actions mashed into one word.

clivedavinci Said:


i just reblogged something that explains this, i am a sappy depressant and recluse, didn’t you know dark corners of a computer desk are the best places to masterbate in? its like tom thumb going into a corner with a pie or some shit like that fable and sticking the thumb up his butt or something, same shit yo, and ‘failing’ at writing has your interest doesn’t it? and i’m just laying down with gassy cramps, da fuq? are you bi? you’re taking it out of context, i even have gay fantasies, every human being does, what i dislike is flaunting things that stole from me, barwhores shouldn’t be a title someone calls themself right? well why would bisexual be a title you’d want hateful hicks to know about, that you’re so indecisive over dick or pussy? you know what, you’re right man, i cannot properly explain my personal experience of my ex girlfriend fucking anyone she wanted to what someone else is in life, that is ignorant of me, but me explaining how i’m wrong should show you some insight that its not an issue for me, although i bitch about it in some places, and in the past, you’re misconsruing what i’m trying to say, and i guess you’re right and i’m not smart enough to plant you in the shoes i’ve walked in life, you not being able to understand why i spout it should be equally as ignorant as me blasting the word out there, to which i know nothing about inside someone’s head or through their lives, something of which i never attacked, just attacking the sharing of love, you could say i’m an outspoken hater of hippis too, they didn’t call themselves bisexuals back then, and the vast majority of them were having gangbangs n shit, sharing isn’t peace and love to that extent, its just an excuse, good people were fighting the war with shouting love and some long haired hippi bitches piggybacked off the shit, two people should be in love right? i love everyone, is that called polysexual or some shit? wait, let me guess, is polysexual meaning ‘fuckng’ everyone? well that’s just stupid man, c’mon, i’m not saying there should be a word for me because i fuck rubber vaginas, or that transexuals is a bad term because they were changed from genders, i’m grumpy about the frivelous parts of ‘fucking’ and not ‘loving’ people who ‘love’ can break anyone’s heart they choose, they can enter as man swinger parties as they want as long as they change the title of it to something that people accept, its kinda like putting on a cop’s uniform and infiltrating a bank and having everyone hand you for their money for safety reasons when you’re really just robbing them blind, honestly, i think bisexual should be changed to the world rentables, seriously, people don’t know what they want which is understandable, but they’renting, now if frat boys fucking all kinds of college bitches had a title they branded themselves i’d tell them to call themselves rentables too, c’mon man think about it? this is good debate at least right? i love you whoever you are, even though you’re hating on someone you think is hating on you which he definately isn’t, there are bigger concerns in the world man, look at everyone toting those rebel flags, there are wackos out there, i’m a kindhearted guy that says dumb shit sometimes, that’s all, no big deal, you just have to accept people, and i’m sure if you met some hateful redneck, and hung out with the person for weeks or months, maybe just mabye the two of you could understand each other, but i honestly don’t think that’s the case in the world, t hese kinds of people literally have so much hate in them they’re ready to go to civil war and kill their own brothers n shit, its fucked up, i’m not your enemy man, p.s i am bigger than king, achieved it already, just not the fame, its all just what people know about or think, that’s all it is, my stories are just as scary and far more original, i’m not an assembly line horror writer i only write original cool shit, i just haven’t sold any books yet, and i don’t care because i write because i enjoy it, and p.s. again, sometime tomorrow maybe i’ll go and edit whatever it is you saw in my info line that upset you, geez, suck a penis or lick a puss why don’t you and take a chill pill honey

I don't know exactly what he's saying here but I think he's proud of his new pageviews?

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clivedavinci: no, made in china buddy, sike, i’m gonna just watch movies now, you penises are boring me already, plus i don’t wanna do too much shit each day, i gotta literally screencapture and save all the brilliant panty-dropping things i say each day ya know, i had a little glimmer here, 20 thousand views of my page in a matter of days, jesus, imagine if i focused on making a tumblr that primarily stuck on topic, they say that’s how you do it, but i don’t give a fuck, i do shit my own way, i’d be online all day long if i had a secretary to save all this shit for me, it is literally the reason i don’t go ALL FUCKING DAY BABY, and no i don’t just mean on your little pussy with this big cock either, i’m a machine of the loins as well as the mind, but this glimmer was nice as short-lived as it’ll become, it reminds me all you gotta do is be yourself n shit, if there’s a world of scummy assholes out there that fuck each other in dungeons for my ex girlfriend, surely there’s like minded penises out there that can relate to andyp’s larger penis, like gaga’s monsters, i have penises, even if they’re girls, bam i’m trademarkin that shit now as we speak suhnn, sike, what is tumblr famous really? what could it be, since i’m not anyways? doors open up is all i know, opportunity, someone flying me to france wanting me to direct a music video, mused by frankie malloy pocket pooler, hellz yeah, the artists and innovators are out there, and i’m right fucking here and always have been, but the important thing people have to remember, whether people become haters or get jealous or just plain old disgusted about me, is you haven’t seen anything of my eccentricities yet, you honestly haven’t seen anything at all, but aside from how we all have great differing parts of ourselves in this world, if i was super boring, and didn’t feel like i managed up to much, as i’m laying here basically dying n shit, is that once all the dazzle of someone is stripped away, what’s left? more importan who’s left? do you think people like gaga are happy in life? with all that money? she might actually be because she’s always had a boyfriend or some shit, and she had family to love her, at the end of the day who’s left? who’s beside you? remember richie rich the animated series in the 90’s where he was all alone in hismansion with nobody to play with? concerning me, i’m alone in the opposite ways, because i don’t have all the money, because i do treat people nice, compared to literature reminding people that wealth is a developer of cruelness and meaness to the point people are all alone, hey if i’m alone because of my craziness okay, but look at the girl i was with 4yrs, she was spoiled rotten in a mansion of life, with respectful parents n shit, she used to be a good person, tattooy and scribed in trouble? sure, a bit, but it was how you meet someone that begins something you cannot stop, if i meet someone again oh well, if i succeed and direct studio films oh well, but guess what? if not who fucking gives a fuck, what i’m looking forward to is getting a new xbox in a new place and playing it all day long and getting a pet, being able to take showers as hot and as long as i want, bowls of ice cream, porn to fap to, venturings out into the world sometimes, and being nice, period, at the end of the day, stripped of all the glamour, being a nice genuine person is all that matters, and no, i’m not saying to ‘just’ say you’re that kind of person either, people can tell what kind of perosn you are if you’re just good, if you’re thoughtful, if you’re compassionate with animals, i’m a quiet shy person, but the times i’m out and about i’m always nice and endearing, i don’t judge, and i’m on the side of good always, obama, animals, the impoverished, the blacks, the chinese, the mexicans, the whites, i’m understanding of everyone, even the hate and the mixups it all causes, i get really fucking angry if i come into contact with an action by one of the worst people in the world, but then again, remember i was in a jail cell for a year of my life with everyone being those types of people, and i still qualmed them and myself, speech is great, sometimes its hard and you just let things play out, but what i’m saying is we all wanna be happy right? we just gotta shift the idea that fame or fortune would ever make us happy or fullfill our dreams, yachts and bitches and rolexes aren’t a reason to live your life, go for what you want, go for who you want, hey if you’re bisexual and just a horny person, go and fuck who you want just rubber it up, and keep it quiet if you’re gonna come anon me up the wazoo, because i don’t wanna here you’re bisexual, i don’t want you shouting it from a mountaintop is what i’m saying, its a title, its an indulgence, and i know you can see that, whether monogomy works for everyone or not, personally, to me, i could care less how you live your life as long as its not hurting anyone or anything, but if you’re on my page, talkin about bisexuals n shit, a closed off page, since i’m not yelling 'bisexual’ from a megaphone into a gay crowd, since i’m on my own prive universe with my own experiencess, you just gotta let up is all, you have to live through other people’s shoes, that way we can understand one another and adapt, change or get along, i’m misunderstood abotu the bisexual shit, i think we’re all a little gay, and i flaunt it in stupdity, not just because its how i’ve always been in gay overtones, but because it actually helps the cause man, but if you have a fantasy n shit, or you even fullfill one, why not keep it secret? i’m not talking about who you dated or who you’re currently dating, and i’m not even talking if you’re a pornstar and displaying it on your own fuckpage, what bothers me is i was in love once for a long period of time, and that person went and blasted that title all over the world, it made no sense, she told me in our relationship she had desires for her friends, or my friends, both genders, and she might even get a little horny sometimes and i’d fuck it right out of her reminding her who’s the best fuck and love of her life, but still, actually living out a selfish kind of life just saddens ME, personally, no big deal, i cry about it on my own page, i don’t throw out any hate i promise, what makes me cry about a title is its a sharing of partners, wheras i’d lost my best one, my only one, i’ve always seen the word bisexual as a selfish term of being a sleazeball, but hey, if there’s someone dating a girl, and can’t make up their mind if they love a boy, or vice versa, so be it, and hey, if she’s dicking both of them at the same time, being sleazy, so be it, its not my business,b ut don’t you see that titling that demeans the gay movement? it really does man, especially hatefull hicks, when gays had an upperhand and comparing love to the straight single life of bar frolicing

And finally, looks like he's bisexual? Is this why he hates them? (Be warned, this is horrifying)

"lonely neckbearded dudes actually get all the play, while i’m lonely, go figure"

 

[Meowthkip]

He really, REALLY hates bisexuals but doesn't actually know what they are? I think what he's trying to hate on is polyamorous people but I don't even fucking know? He seems to have created this idea of 'bisexuals are sluts' out of the fact that his 'one true love' left him to become a porn star (or something like that) and he cannot fathom how someone could possibly leave his creepy ass because he's the 'whole package'. So all bisexuals are demons. And he just wants to hug a woman. But he is a huge sad angry misogynist so good luck lmao. He and CWC should hook up.

also, he changed his page header:

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clivedavinci: WELCOME TO MY PAGE YOU FUCKASSES.. i know i’m hard to take in sometimes, i blow your minds just as i would yo panties na sayin? na, although you ladies in the world would feel like hysterepileptics as i put good pressure points around your ovaries, by thoughts of me, or by my large flesh missle you beg to taste and it grows larger than expected in you mouth, or inside you, as you’d convulse, still i’m just a lonely romantic guy, and my sexiness is reserved for only a girlfriend, if i ever find one, i can assure you one thing though ladies, i’d make your entire body feel like a clit, and i’d make you feel so happy and excited everyday, as lame as i am still you’d be so happy, i’d treat you so nice, i just have to find you first, we’d leave the bed and all our clothes in deploredness, i’m unlike anything you’ve ever had, i’m quiet, calm and strong and intelligent, and i’m a lover of lovers, i’m the last unicorn, the only faithful man, and the most incredible, my arms would always slither to find you prepensly, they’d be like pythons squeezing you tight, and knowing where the warmest nest is to hide, and what to protect, i hang out in coffeeshops doing nothing, and being alone, i just want someone to be alone with is all, and do things and feel and give love

Bonus: he rambles to an anon about how bisexuals should be called 'rentables'

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Anonymous Asks:

You're so weird you act excessively sappy and loving but then you instantly switch to spiteful and mean when there is something you don't like. Also you'll nevwr get higher that stephen king or anyone. You're just another crappy writer that will fail. Also I'm shre 99% of your bio is utter bullshit. I can't wait to hear what cheesy insult you randomly made up you're gonna cal me. Something involving genitals and crude actions mashed into one word.

clivedavinci Said:


i just reblogged something that explains this, i am a sappy depressant and recluse, didn’t you know dark corners of a computer desk are the best places to masterbate in? its like tom thumb going into a corner with a pie or some shit like that fable and sticking the thumb up his butt or something, same shit yo, and ‘failing’ at writing has your interest doesn’t it? and i’m just laying down with gassy cramps, da fuq? are you bi? you’re taking it out of context, i even have gay fantasies, every human being does, what i dislike is flaunting things that stole from me, barwhores shouldn’t be a title someone calls themself right? well why would bisexual be a title you’d want hateful hicks to know about, that you’re so indecisive over dick or pussy? you know what, you’re right man, i cannot properly explain my personal experience of my ex girlfriend fucking anyone she wanted to what someone else is in life, that is ignorant of me, but me explaining how i’m wrong should show you some insight that its not an issue for me, although i bitch about it in some places, and in the past, you’re misconsruing what i’m trying to say, and i guess you’re right and i’m not smart enough to plant you in the shoes i’ve walked in life, you not being able to understand why i spout it should be equally as ignorant as me blasting the word out there, to which i know nothing about inside someone’s head or through their lives, something of which i never attacked, just attacking the sharing of love, you could say i’m an outspoken hater of hippis too, they didn’t call themselves bisexuals back then, and the vast majority of them were having gangbangs n shit, sharing isn’t peace and love to that extent, its just an excuse, good people were fighting the war with shouting love and some long haired hippi bitches piggybacked off the shit, two people should be in love right? i love everyone, is that called polysexual or some shit? wait, let me guess, is polysexual meaning ‘fuckng’ everyone? well that’s just stupid man, c’mon, i’m not saying there should be a word for me because i fuck rubber vaginas, or that transexuals is a bad term because they were changed from genders, i’m grumpy about the frivelous parts of ‘fucking’ and not ‘loving’ people who ‘love’ can break anyone’s heart they choose, they can enter as man swinger parties as they want as long as they change the title of it to something that people accept, its kinda like putting on a cop’s uniform and infiltrating a bank and having everyone hand you for their money for safety reasons when you’re really just robbing them blind, honestly, i think bisexual should be changed to the world rentables, seriously, people don’t know what they want which is understandable, but they’renting, now if frat boys fucking all kinds of college bitches had a title they branded themselves i’d tell them to call themselves rentables too, c’mon man think about it? this is good debate at least right? i love you whoever you are, even though you’re hating on someone you think is hating on you which he definately isn’t, there are bigger concerns in the world man, look at everyone toting those rebel flags, there are wackos out there, i’m a kindhearted guy that says dumb shit sometimes, that’s all, no big deal, you just have to accept people, and i’m sure if you met some hateful redneck, and hung out with the person for weeks or months, maybe just mabye the two of you could understand each other, but i honestly don’t think that’s the case in the world, t hese kinds of people literally have so much hate in them they’re ready to go to civil war and kill their own brothers n shit, its fucked up, i’m not your enemy man, p.s i am bigger than king, achieved it already, just not the fame, its all just what people know about or think, that’s all it is, my stories are just as scary and far more original, i’m not an assembly line horror writer i only write original cool shit, i just haven’t sold any books yet, and i don’t care because i write because i enjoy it, and p.s. again, sometime tomorrow maybe i’ll go and edit whatever it is you saw in my info line that upset you, geez, suck a penis or lick a puss why don’t you and take a chill pill honey

I don't know exactly what he's saying here but I think he's proud of his new pageviews?

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clivedavinci: no, made in china buddy, sike, i’m gonna just watch movies now, you penises are boring me already, plus i don’t wanna do too much shit each day, i gotta literally screencapture and save all the brilliant panty-dropping things i say each day ya know, i had a little glimmer here, 20 thousand views of my page in a matter of days, jesus, imagine if i focused on making a tumblr that primarily stuck on topic, they say that’s how you do it, but i don’t give a fuck, i do shit my own way, i’d be online all day long if i had a secretary to save all this shit for me, it is literally the reason i don’t go ALL FUCKING DAY BABY, and no i don’t just mean on your little pussy with this big cock either, i’m a machine of the loins as well as the mind, but this glimmer was nice as short-lived as it’ll become, it reminds me all you gotta do is be yourself n shit, if there’s a world of scummy assholes out there that fuck each other in dungeons for my ex girlfriend, surely there’s like minded penises out there that can relate to andyp’s larger penis, like gaga’s monsters, i have penises, even if they’re girls, bam i’m trademarkin that shit now as we speak suhnn, sike, what is tumblr famous really? what could it be, since i’m not anyways? doors open up is all i know, opportunity, someone flying me to france wanting me to direct a music video, mused by frankie malloy pocket pooler, hellz yeah, the artists and innovators are out there, and i’m right fucking here and always have been, but the important thing people have to remember, whether people become haters or get jealous or just plain old disgusted about me, is you haven’t seen anything of my eccentricities yet, you honestly haven’t seen anything at all, but aside from how we all have great differing parts of ourselves in this world, if i was super boring, and didn’t feel like i managed up to much, as i’m laying here basically dying n shit, is that once all the dazzle of someone is stripped away, what’s left? more importan who’s left? do you think people like gaga are happy in life? with all that money? she might actually be because she’s always had a boyfriend or some shit, and she had family to love her, at the end of the day who’s left? who’s beside you? remember richie rich the animated series in the 90’s where he was all alone in hismansion with nobody to play with? concerning me, i’m alone in the opposite ways, because i don’t have all the money, because i do treat people nice, compared to literature reminding people that wealth is a developer of cruelness and meaness to the point people are all alone, hey if i’m alone because of my craziness okay, but look at the girl i was with 4yrs, she was spoiled rotten in a mansion of life, with respectful parents n shit, she used to be a good person, tattooy and scribed in trouble? sure, a bit, but it was how you meet someone that begins something you cannot stop, if i meet someone again oh well, if i succeed and direct studio films oh well, but guess what? if not who fucking gives a fuck, what i’m looking forward to is getting a new xbox in a new place and playing it all day long and getting a pet, being able to take showers as hot and as long as i want, bowls of ice cream, porn to fap to, venturings out into the world sometimes, and being nice, period, at the end of the day, stripped of all the glamour, being a nice genuine person is all that matters, and no, i’m not saying to ‘just’ say you’re that kind of person either, people can tell what kind of perosn you are if you’re just good, if you’re thoughtful, if you’re compassionate with animals, i’m a quiet shy person, but the times i’m out and about i’m always nice and endearing, i don’t judge, and i’m on the side of good always, obama, animals, the impoverished, the blacks, the chinese, the mexicans, the whites, i’m understanding of everyone, even the hate and the mixups it all causes, i get really fucking angry if i come into contact with an action by one of the worst people in the world, but then again, remember i was in a jail cell for a year of my life with everyone being those types of people, and i still qualmed them and myself, speech is great, sometimes its hard and you just let things play out, but what i’m saying is we all wanna be happy right? we just gotta shift the idea that fame or fortune would ever make us happy or fullfill our dreams, yachts and bitches and rolexes aren’t a reason to live your life, go for what you want, go for who you want, hey if you’re bisexual and just a horny person, go and fuck who you want just rubber it up, and keep it quiet if you’re gonna come anon me up the wazoo, because i don’t wanna here you’re bisexual, i don’t want you shouting it from a mountaintop is what i’m saying, its a title, its an indulgence, and i know you can see that, whether monogomy works for everyone or not, personally, to me, i could care less how you live your life as long as its not hurting anyone or anything, but if you’re on my page, talkin about bisexuals n shit, a closed off page, since i’m not yelling 'bisexual’ from a megaphone into a gay crowd, since i’m on my own prive universe with my own experiencess, you just gotta let up is all, you have to live through other people’s shoes, that way we can understand one another and adapt, change or get along, i’m misunderstood abotu the bisexual shit, i think we’re all a little gay, and i flaunt it in stupdity, not just because its how i’ve always been in gay overtones, but because it actually helps the cause man, but if you have a fantasy n shit, or you even fullfill one, why not keep it secret? i’m not talking about who you dated or who you’re currently dating, and i’m not even talking if you’re a pornstar and displaying it on your own fuckpage, what bothers me is i was in love once for a long period of time, and that person went and blasted that title all over the world, it made no sense, she told me in our relationship she had desires for her friends, or my friends, both genders, and she might even get a little horny sometimes and i’d fuck it right out of her reminding her who’s the best fuck and love of her life, but still, actually living out a selfish kind of life just saddens ME, personally, no big deal, i cry about it on my own page, i don’t throw out any hate i promise, what makes me cry about a title is its a sharing of partners, wheras i’d lost my best one, my only one, i’ve always seen the word bisexual as a selfish term of being a sleazeball, but hey, if there’s someone dating a girl, and can’t make up their mind if they love a boy, or vice versa, so be it, and hey, if she’s dicking both of them at the same time, being sleazy, so be it, its not my business,b ut don’t you see that titling that demeans the gay movement? it really does man, especially hatefull hicks, when gays had an upperhand and comparing love to the straight single life of bar frolicing

I like to read everything he writes in the voice of The Ultimate Warrior.

Really enhances the experience.

 

[dickbutte]

I like to read everything he writes in the voice of The Ultimate Warrior.

Really enhances the experience.

I'm choking lmao. The Ultimate Loveshy Schizophrenic

edit: I JUST NOTICED HE POSTED THIS ON YOUTUBE EW VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK

"clivedavinci: i have like dozens of hidden boners in my videos, i can’t remember which ones are the best, but this’ll do i guess yo"