clivedavinci / Andy Patton - loveshy filmmaker who is apparently the true creator of 'Dexter'

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I'm beginning to doubt this guy has any experience with vaginas.

You think?

 

[💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗]

 

[P.F.H.]

This is the first time i feel geniunely disgusted thanks to a lolcow without getting at least a bit of 'lulz'...

Also

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...The fuck?

 

[💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗]

I'm pretty sure he thinks that saying creepy things about sex is humorous and is going to land him a girlfriend.

 

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I'm pretty sure he thinks that saying creepy things about sex is humorous and is going to land him a girlfriend.
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A few small tweaks could make that second one aimed at that dog.

Sure would be unfortunate if such edits circulated.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

By "black from the waist down," does he mean he has a large penis? Because it's not the size of the boat that matters as much as the motion of the ocean.

That may be true, but would you rather cross the Atlantic in an ocean liner or in a canoe?

 

[Fiddleford]

My ex got me put in jail to become a pornstar? She sent a threat to Kevin Spacey's website. The fuckers stole my movie 'The Thing' but made it shitty, read my synopsis or script at thethingfromanotherworld.webs.com. 2nd time feds kicked in my door, guns blazing, I told them my gf had shaved a penis in my chest hair, which she really did the night before, they looked and laughed and withdrew their guns out of our faces, I basically saved that crazy ex ponrstar, tattood bitch's life with my wittiness and her stupid art project she did on me when she was bored.

I feel like I'm having a goddamn stroke

i even have gay fantasies, every human being does

In all honesty this guy is fascinating, horrifying and kind of pityable all at once. He's obviously not well.

Also, his ex ain't got no eyebrows.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I feel like I'm having a goddamn stroke




In all honesty this guy is fascinating, horrifying and kind of pityable all at once. He's obviously not well.

Also, his ex ain't got no eyebrows.

She has her eyes closed and is trying to picture her happy place.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel like I'm having a goddamn stroke




In all honesty this guy is fascinating, horrifying and kind of pityable all at once. He's obviously not well.

Also, his ex ain't got no eyebrows.

He looks like a retarded Ian Curtis, though come to think of it, Ian Curtis looked like a retarded Ian Curtis, too. So he just kind of looks like Ian Curtis, I guess.

 

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He looks like a retarded Ian Curtis, though come to think of it, Ian Curtis looked like a retarded Ian Curtis, too. So he just kind of looks like Ian Curtis, I guess.

Next Andy Patton's gonna say he originally wrote all the songs on Unknown Pleasures.

 

[just_in_case]

 

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How dare he.

 

[GS 281]

 

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Oh shit, I nearly forgot about Andy!

He still drawing titty monsters and crapping dogs?

 

[GS 281]

Oh shit, I nearly forgot about Andy!

He still drawing titty monsters and crapping dogs?

he has a facebook for his cat

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100016835406369&fref=mentions&pnref=story

 

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he has a facebook for his cat

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100016835406369&fref=mentions&pnref=story

Cute cat.

 

[Fiddleford]

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"Are they saying I'm like Michael Meyers and shit"
....No.