Lolcow ClockworkAardvark/Yannevold (Not worksafe) -

[osooolemiiio]

(Tired of new finds yet? No? Well, have 'nother one... and as always feel free to relocate to a bigger thread if needed.)

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Clocky. (Alt here)
Before you go "WTF, everything's in storage": this is what this typical uvu/sjw fucktard, along with her ex-gurlfrand, tried to post on dA - completely with offsite links to uncensored versions (that aren't allowed by rules, mind ya):
http://clockworkaardvark.weebly.com/examples.html
http://archiveofourown.org/users/bootyshortscronus/works?fandom_id=527953 (all collabs with ex-gf, Clocky herself had left AO3)
http://clockworkpokemon.tumblr.com/ - more collabs, her tumblr, her nsfw tumblr
http://members.adult-fanfiction.org/profile.php?no=1296921166&view=story&zone=cartoon - AdultFF.net
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/clockworkaardvark/ - hidden nsfw. Every piece had been on dA, and ended up removed by either her herself or the admins.

Even having long moved to other fandoms since, the chick goes apeshit... or should I say, APESHIT at dA's rules (that don't allow porn, again) and people who aren't as pairing/shipping-obsessed. Like this -

--

From what I see by her dA journals, she's long on meds, and had been close to suicide several times. OKAY, understandable but still not an excuse to take it out on children's shows. Why the everloving hell she thinks the world owes her shit and everyone must bow down to her pwecious otps because meds fucked with her brain and left her sex-depraved beyond all reason. Just no.

 

[BT 075]

How is this person not like everybody else on DeviantArt? That bloody site even has "Deviant" in it's name, lol.

 

[osooolemiiio]

Satan, do I know? Part true though, these lil gems just keep flocking to the site because of the "deviant" part. Thanks gods it's not "Tumblrette" yet.

 

[Scribbler]

Thanks gods it's not "Tumblrette" yet.

They might be. I know the ex-girlfriend is on tumblr, but maybe it's just their thing. I hope.

 

[Meowthkip]

OH GOD THIS IS THE BITCH THAT WROTE "SHARK WEEK."

 

[Da Big Staw]

OH GOD THIS IS THE BITCH THAT WROTE "SHARK WEEK."

The synopsis

The Lorax realizes that there's something odd going on in Once-ler's pants. Once-ler promptly sends him to the store to fetch tampons. (Human Lorax)

Ok , def not reading that actual story.

 

[Android raptor]

Oh man, I remember her from my Lorax fandom stint. She was fucked up even by Oncelut standards.

 

[Petronella]

i just read a detailed description of the lorax eating feces
what has my life become

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Ooh, I read "Shark Week" on Topless Robot's now-defunct Fan Fiction Friday. Not sure if I want to relive that experience!

 

[Mmm....GoesDownSalty]

OH GOD THIS IS THE BITCH THAT WROTE "SHARK WEEK."

What......The......Fuck.

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

Her stuff reads like a real-life equivalent of the South Park boys' Scrotie McBoogerballs gross-out novel.

Unlike them, however, she failed to get a laugh out of Yours Truly.

 

[Wilhelm]

onceluts are still around?! are you shitting me?!

 

[Scribbler]

OH GOD THIS IS THE BITCH THAT WROTE "SHARK WEEK."

...

It's for moments like these I wish I was capable of posting gifs. Words are failing me at the moment.

 

[osooolemiiio]

onceluts are still around?! are you shitting me?!

...aren't they still all over tumblr, whining "duz any1 remmbere teh fandum???!!!1" and spamming with thneed/green shades cancer, or that's just me?
(edit: which reminds me, should there be a separate "onceluts" thread? I think there may be more old-but-gold or not that old gems for it.)

OH GOD THIS IS THE BITCH THAT WROTE "SHARK WEEK."

That too, I just forgot the site it was on.
I remember her having a FF.net (a regular one) and one of the stories was downright Once-ler x the smallest bear cub porn, so don't know what's worse. It all got wiped later, though.

 

[Wilhelm]

honestly i have not seen ANY for a long time. i used to see them a lot but they went away. thank christ.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Now why do I recognize that name?

Shit! now I need to do some dA favorites folder cleaning.

 

[wheat pasta]

Jesus, fuck. I read Shark Week. There are so, so, so many things about that fic that are just completely fucked up.
I think the most insulting part is it's not even well-written. I mean, at least if it were done by someone with some talent it could be 'artistic', but it's not even that.
I'm gonna go take.. like three showers....

 

[Meowthkip]

onceluts are still around?! are you shitting me?!

Not a lot of them. Many of the onceluts moved onto other fandoms, as they do, to creep over some new animated bishie.

There's still a creepily dedicated core, though.

Them bitches be cray cray.

 

[Android raptor]

Some of them were actually pretty talented artistically, and some of the askblogs were pretty entertaining/interesting IMHO (I'll always love Swag and One, I can't even begin to deny that). Hell, said talent and/or entertainment value bypassed a lot of the fucked up shit, at least for me (then again I'm kind of a sucker for well done, imaginative horror, as well as dark or vulgar humor).

Then there's people like ClockworkAardvark, who had zero talent or redeeming qualities but all the fucked up-ness cranked to eleven.

Side note, but any time someone tries to insist bronies are uniquely depraved I gladly show them choice Oncelut antics.

 

[Meowthkip]

Some of them were actually pretty talented artistically, and some of the askblogs were pretty entertaining/interesting IMHO (I'll always love Swag and One, I can't even begin to deny that). Hell, said talent and/or entertainment value bypassed a lot of the fucked up shit, at least for me (then again I'm kind of a sucker for well done, imaginative horror, as well as dark or vulgar humor).

Then there's people like ClockworkAardvark, who had zero talent or redeeming qualities but all the fucked up-ness cranked to eleven.

Side note, but any time someone tries to insist bronies are uniquely depraved I gladly show them choice Oncelut antics.

Never forget the askblog craze of 2012.