Clothing Cringe - From shitty trends to how they're marketed

[RI 360]

I used to enjoy shopping at sites like modcloth but gave up on them years ago after they began catering hardcore to the morbidly obese, filled their business attire section with anything but, and pushed weeewooo infantile rainbow unicorn dresses as an age appropriate thing for women in their twenties through forties.

Anyway, in passing I saw this in my feed and nearly choked on my coffee in a fit of laughter:

I'm sure someone will complain it's still not inclusive enough, but it jumps the shark still. Obeast in ill fitting dress (buttons shouldn't be pulling like that, she's a deep breath away from recreating to Vegas shooting), in motorized wheelchair inexplicably in a field.

I'm going to start actively collecting things like this but am sure all of you have no shortage of ugly clothes on ugly women.

 

[Lackadaisy]

I can't clothes shop online easily because I'm a gremlin, but I've noticed a lot of sites like lookhuman very much cater to the ugly tumblr girl set.

 

[Barbarella]

I haven't been collecting but I'll start. I see a lot of ugly things, mostly clothes that don't fit models-although that one has to be on the top. There is literally nothing good about that photo.

 

[escapegoat]

Wasn't Modcloth bought by Walmart?

 

[pozilei]

I can't clothes shop online easily because I'm a gremlin, but I've noticed a lot of sites like lookhuman very much cater to the ugly tumblr girl set.

I had a look at that site and I can't believe half of this stuff is real...

This one's my fav so far:

A pair of leggings that makes it look like you're getting punched in the pussy. Very...feminist?

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

I had a look at that site and I can't believe half of this stuff is real...

This one's my fav so far:
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A pair of leggings that makes it look like you're getting punched in the pussy. Very...feminist?

Ive been quite concerned my leggings haven't been "trans-inclusive".

Seriously, WTF is that even when it comes to clothes??

 

[Cybermorph]

This thread is severely lacking in Lularoe and other multi-level marketing schemes that prey on women.

 

[Cripple]

A pair of leggings that makes it look like you're getting punched in the pussy. Very...feminist?

Or like you just got your peroid. (Cis)women love that.

 

[melty]

I see this brand or something really similar selling period panties at cons. Wtf the Picard one, just, no.

 

[LD 3187]

Hey guys, i really like this thread idea! With that said, we have a very similar thread on the tumblr subforum:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tacky-clothes-of-tumblr.19435/

We're a different board on the forum, so things will be different here, but I figure that both threads would attract a similar crowd.

Feel free to crosspost and pull good content from the other thread.

 

[Dymentia]

https://www.soaestheticshop.com/collections/equality-for-all

Check this collection out.

 

[Quijibo69]

I see this brand or something really similar selling period panties at cons. Wtf the Picard one, just, no.

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One of the most pointless products ever made. Seems more like a gag gift than anything else.

 

[Mrs Paul]

I'd like to know how you're supposed to wipe while wearing one of these. (Most of their jewelry is beautiful, if a wee bit hippie, but you have some that's just WTF?)

I used to enjoy shopping at sites like modcloth but gave up on them years ago after they began catering hardcore to the morbidly obese, filled their business attire section with anything but, and pushed weeewooo infantile rainbow unicorn dresses as an age appropriate thing for women in their twenties through forties.

Anyway, in passing I saw this in my feed and nearly choked on my coffee in a fit of laughter:

I'm sure someone will complain it's still not inclusive enough, but it jumps the shark still. Obeast in I'll fitting dress (buttons shouldn't be pulling like that, she's a deep breath away from recreating to Vegas shooting), in motorized wheelchair inexplicably in a field.

I'm going to start actively collecting things like this but am sure all of you have no shortage of ugly clothes on ugly women.

I actually kinda like the dress, because I like vintage-y stuff like that. But yeah, it looks hideous on her. It's one thing to have plus-size models, (they're trying to appeal to their clients), but surely you can make the clothes actually LOOK presentable. When Tess Holliday looks better than you, that's just sad.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Here's the dress on the modcloth website.

And now I like it less, because in wheelchair lady's picture it looks blue, but in this it's not a good color. And it's bunnies, not flowers.
Modcloth clothes are weird to me. Some of them are normal, some look like something you would get at Target, some look like something you would get at Brandy Melville, but the majority are, like, weird cat lady with danger glasses clothes. Marketing, I guess.

 

[Ruin]

Ever wanted to look like a disgusting slob who just bleeds into her pants? Good news now you can!

 

[Trombonista]

I've never understood the appeal of ripped jeans.

 

[Donovan the Man]

I'd like to know how you're supposed to wipe while wearing one of these. (Most of their jewelry is beautiful, if a wee bit hippie, but you have some that's just WTF?)

You use the claws to scoop the poop from your bunghole and run them under water. Like they do in India.

 

[exhausted]

Ever wanted to look like a disgusting slob who just bleeds into her pants? Good news now you can!

whyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Maggots on a Train]

Steady Clothing had Tess Munster model for their stock photos a few years ago. Their website, for whatever godforsaken reason, has no apparent superplus/normal filter, so Tess shows up looking like a terrible cartoon right next to their regular models. It completely spoiled whatever fantasy you had about their clothes.

 

[Nuttelex]

One of the most pointless products ever made. Seems more like a gag gift than anything else.

My partner bought a couple of pairs of them a while ago, and yeah, for a joke basically.

They're good quality though.