Clothing guilty pleasure - Things that everyone finds ridiculous/tasteless but you enjoy wearing anyway

[Monika H.]

Hallo, hallo!!

Everyone has his own taste in clothing, be it quite common or particular.
The way we dress reflects our personalities, in a way.
There are article of clothing that most people don't like or find to be outright ridiculous, but we like them anyways, and we don't give a damn about their opinion: we find them good-looking and look cool with then (at least we think we are).

Stupid shirts, tacky jackets, fedoras and vintage glasses: what do you like that common norm finds stupid and/or tasteless?
Kiwis, confess yourself.

 

[RG 448]

I love wearing merkins. If I match them up with tall enough socks nobody even realizes I’m not wearing pants.

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

I wear hipster glasses since they're the only thing to give my face a proper shape.

I'm also an ashamed lolita

 

[Y2K Baby]

Don't make threads anymore.

 

[Nekromantik]

I want boots like this so bad.

Spoiler

But I can't. My feet are too long and wide, and my ankles too big. It's not fat, there's no fat on my feet. I just have weird monster feet. I once asked a guy at a shoe store for help finding boots. He took one look at my feet and just shook his head.

It's a pain finding sandals too.

 

[Monika H.]

For the summer, I have a collection of Hawaiian shirts that everyone in my life hates.
Some are pretty normal, in blue, green and red/pink tonalities; but others have pretty outrageous patterns and violently clashing color combos, and hurt the eye just by looking at them.
My wife has a pure and unedulcorated hatred for them, and has tried to throw them away a couple of times already.

 

[Fred Durst]

Shorts-shorts on dudes.

 

[Draza]

I wear Jordans, Gucci pants, Gucci watches, polo shirts, and a snapback.

 

[The Fool]

mommy's panties (the red ones)

 

[RG 448]

Don't make threads anymore.

That is literally the exact opposite future of the one we need.

 

[Xetzyr]

I'm naked right now... completely without apparel... sitting in front of a air conditioner... what does this say about my personality?

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'm naked right now... completely without apparel... sitting in front of a air conditioner... what does this say about my personality?

Homosexual.

 

[RG 448]

mommy's panties (the red ones)

Let me know if she wants the blue ones back.

 

[Monika H.]

Don't make threads anymore.

Stop me if you can

 

[Y2K Baby]

Stop me if you can

LIKE THE GINGERBREAD MAN.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Birkenstocks and sneakers without socks. Makes my feet reek, but so comfy. Also fishing vests with tons of pockets.

 

[Fred Durst]

I wear Jordans, Gucci pants, Gucci watches, polo shirts, and a snapback.

That's called clout.

mommy's panties (the red ones)

Lewd.

 

[Monika H.]

LIKE THE GINGERBREAD MAN.

What's your confession?

 

[Coldgrip]

Sleeveless shirts.

Only I don't feel guilt about it.

What's your confession?

Do you know the Muffin Man?

 

[Pinup Paracelsus]

The tamer side of black Avant-Garde,

I'm also an ashamed lolita

not an ashamed Lolita fan, and some modern Asian fashion.