Artcow Cloud Monet / Carl Miller - A 1.2k page Comic-Writing Old Man

[SpessCaptain]

http://cloudmonet.deviantart.com/
http://www.carlmillerpoems.com/index.html

TS Chat has been talking about Cloud Monet, or Carl Miller for a couple of weeks. He's a hippy child of the 60s/70s and has been working on a comic for several years with over 1,200 pages and loves Kim Possible, or at least draws a lot of it.

Molly Blue is his magnum opus, spanning more than a thousand pages. It is a story about girl and her lizard saving the prince, their hi-jinks, talking frogs, fucking and other weird shit. We haven't found anyone with the constitution to read through it.

Spoiler: Some Of His Works

Accidental Goddess

As a child, I had an accidental goddess,
a personification of evolution.
The books I had about natural history
said that Nature created or designed,
capitalized like a person’s name.

The boys next door and across the street,
all Catholics, tried to tell me
God created the heavens and the earth.

I told them Mother Nature did all this.
I didn’t understand their unfriendly Father
obsessed with sins and souls, but I was scared
and asked my mother about Nature and God.
I don’t remember her answer.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Challenge accepted.

ETA: A lot of filler in just the first 23 pages alone + fetish confirmed

 

[Splendid]

The sheer amount of bare feet in this guy's work makes me wonder if he has a foot fetish...

 

[Ido]

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

He seems pretty active and prolific, but nobody really pays him any attention. He's just sort of shouting into an empty void. I can't tell if it's more creepy or sad.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

best dialogue 10/10

 

[Collections Agent]

best dialogue 10/10

Holy shit this needs to be animated

 

[Ido]

It's a shame he sticks with Molly Blue,

Spoiler: He actually has some talent

 

[DrainRedRain]

Dude...

Spoiler

I want to know what this guy is using...
Also, I wonder if he choose to call himself Cloud Monet because Of Claude Monet, the famous french impressionist.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Lol this guy used to post at another message board I used to post at, many years ago when I was in college.

He was always pretty chill, if oddly disconnected as well. Weird but not sure if lolcow. He's not going to go full retard if he finds this thread or somebody mocks him, that I'm sure of.

Good to see his art is still fucking awful, though.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The sheer amount of bare feet in this guy's work makes me wonder if he has a foot fetish...

That or he really just hates drawing shoes (I'm almost certain he had to be browbeaten into drawing the old guy with shoes on).

Also, that art looks painfully robotic in every way. Which is a pitty considering, as @Ido mentioned, he can do good(ish) art if humans aren't involved.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Does he have a self insert in this comic? Because the old dude in Molly Blue looks exactly like him IRL.

 

[Ido]

Does he have a self insert in this comic? Because the old dude in Molly Blue looks exactly like him IRL.

I would assume so, there are eventually two old guys though

Spoiler

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I would assume so, there are eventually two old guys though

Spoiler

HE CLONED HIMSELF

 

[pickledance]

I think I'll read and summerize if you guys want. I have a high tolerance for shitty comics.

 

[DripDrop]

I don't even know if he could be considered an artcow, considering he has actual talent if those surrealist drawings were actually made by him. Plus he hasn't freaked out or anything.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I'd call him a lolcow, but more in the sense of "weird person on the internet" than "chimps out at criticism".

 

[DrainRedRain]

I would assume so, there are eventually two old guys though

Spoiler

We know his self insert is the one using a loincloth.

 

[Queen Bethari]

Well, at least it's better than Sonichu. (Not that it's hard to be better than Sonichu.)

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Kim Possible always attracts the weirdos