Cocktails - Them fruity chick drinks
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Andrew Noel Schaefer
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Traditional MD? Not really. It can pass with Seagram's 7, but only if you're really desperate.
The blue MD, though. That shit goes well with pretty much anything. Add some vodka and triple sec.
I agree with @Jackass RN. I was out of Coca Cola once and had Mt. Dew on hand. I figured "why the hell not?" and used it with some Bacardi. I drank it because I didn't want to waste alcohol, but yeessh, it was nasty.
Andrew Noel Schaefer
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Can we have our own blend of a Kiwi themed cocktail using Coke Zero?
I used to make a Dew-Dad, which was Mountain Dew and Old Grand-Dad. Almost all those soda and some liquor drinks are pretty bad, of course, but who cares?
The only one that is actually tasty is the Dark and Stormy, which consists of some spiced rum and strong ginger beer, in whatever proportions you prefer.
Crabbie's alcoholic ginger beer makes awesome Moscow Mules.
Andrew Noel Schaefer
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A personal favorite and specialty of yours truly during my bartending days:
The Epitaph
2.5 oz Deaths Door Gin
1 oz Fresh squeezed lime juice
.25 oz St. Germaine
.25 oz Velvet Falernum
A splash of blue curacao, for color
A healthy splash of absinthe (optional)
Shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass with a single cherry in the bottom. Garnish with a thin twist of lime peel on the rim.
Drink wisely, it's called the epitaph because your night is fucking over after this.
The Epitaph
2.5 oz Deaths Door Gin
1 oz Fresh squeezed lime juice
.25 oz St. Germaine
.25 oz Velvet Falernum
A splash of blue curacao, for color
A healthy splash of absinthe (optional)
Shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass with a single cherry in the bottom. Garnish with a thin twist of lime peel on the rim.
Drink wisely, it's called the epitaph because your night is fucking over after this.
lol, such a sweet kid.
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Sure thing:
The Autists Draught
1 can of Coke Zero (In honor of our Dear Leader)
.5 oz grenadine (Because you're all a pack of fruity fucking queers)
3 oz vodka (Because if it doesn't get you shitfaced, what's the use?)
1 oz pure everclear (In honor of Dynastia and the horrible things he does to people)
1 dash orange bitters (To represent the bitterness and salt of our depressive, maladjusted userbase)
1 oz Triple Sec (obligatory Orange Fanta reference)
.5 oz cherry brandy or Kinky liquor (To represent the terrifying fetishes and pornography you fucking degenerates fail to spoil in threads)
Optional additions:
500 mg hydrogen cyanide (To represent Deep Thoughts and literally everything ever said in it)
Shake with ice and strain into a highball glass, top with the coke.
Garnish with a fist sized hunk of Crayola Fucking Model Magic and the knowledge of your parents eternal disappointment.
Bon appetite.
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Do you have an opinion on an absinthe that combines drinkability and affordability? Most absinthes I've seen are wildly overpriced hipster liquor. The beverage itself largely trades on its somewhat undeserved evil reputation from the era in which banning it was seen as punishing degenerate elements in European society.
You forgot the part where you ejaculate into the highball glass first. Gotta recycle the navy somehow.
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Sidewalk slammer
40 Oz of malt liquor (I prefer st ides). Drink down to the top of the label. Pour in 4loko (back when it killed 16 year olds) and keep drinking
Drank this all the time in college. Once found my roommate passed out drunk in front of the fridge with the door open.
40 Oz of malt liquor (I prefer st ides). Drink down to the top of the label. Pour in 4loko (back when it killed 16 year olds) and keep drinking
Drank this all the time in college. Once found my roommate passed out drunk in front of the fridge with the door open.
The only people I ever knew who drank St. Ides were either black, heroin addicts, or both.
Flowers For Sonichu
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Elliott Smith was a heroin addict?
Dr. Dick's Piña Colada:
I'd like to plug Sugar Island because that brand should be industry standard for mixed drinks with coconut rum. Adds a perfect amount of sweetness without any of the mouth-burning booziness of the other brands. Drink it straight, and it goes down like water.
- 1+ cup Talenti Carribean Coconut gelato
- 1 1/2+ cup ice
- 1/2+ cup diced pineapple, frozen
- 2+ oz. pineapple juice
- 2+ oz. Coco Lopez coconut cream
- 1 1/2+ oz. Sugar Island Coconut rum (fuck Malibu, Bacardi and all other shit-tier rums)
- 1 ounce dark rum
- Fresh pineapple slices (optional)
I'd like to plug Sugar Island because that brand should be industry standard for mixed drinks with coconut rum. Adds a perfect amount of sweetness without any of the mouth-burning booziness of the other brands. Drink it straight, and it goes down like water.
Here's one from the menstruation fetish thread.
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