Coding request - I will pay monies

[nippleonbonerfart]

I need a browser plugin for Uber Eats that plays car vroom and beep noises as it travels on the map so I can watch it on my living room television while I wait for my food.

Will pay monies in bitcoin.

 

[DumbDude42]

this is so dumb i wouldn't do it even if i actually believed that you will pay me bitcoin for doing it

 

[General Tug Boat]

If you paid in Kiwi silver coins and internet stickers I would probably consider it for the fun of it.

Sounds like a major pain in the ass though considering just like their drivers, their programmers are probably of the street or bug descent. So trying to reverse engineer that niggerlicious code is probably going to cause more headaches than worth it. Probably be better to put

on loop, while you wait for your tendies. I'll take my payment now

 

[Nathan Higgers]

I need a browser plugin for Uber Eats that plays car vroom and beep noises as it travels on the map so I can watch it on my living room television while I wait for my food.

Will pay monies in bitcoin.

lol no

 

[Splendid]

A programmer is like $250 an hour minimum.

 

[ItsTheShitt]

I need a browser plugin for Uber Eats that plays car vroom and beep noises as it travels on the map so I can watch it on my living room television while I wait for my food.

Will pay monies in bitcoin.

First of all, uber eats is a proprietary application. I would prefer Toe Eats which is a free (as in free speech) program that delivers toe jam to everyone

 

[Rusty Crab]

LEARN

 

[nippleonbonerfart]

LEARN

I only code in assembly I need a scrub who programs javascript which I'm not gonna touch because it's not a real programming language.

A programmer is like $250 an hour minimum.

Exposure is worth more than money.

 

[ItsTheShitt]

I only code in assembly I need a scrub who programs javascript which I'm not gonna touch because it's not a real programming language.



Exposure is worth more than money.

Reverse engineer and program a client for Uber Eats in assembly then
Also what architecture of Assembly

 

[nippleonbonerfart]

Arm 8051 mips and 6502

 

[Splendid]

Assembler is baby shit. Real programmers just rewire the entire computer.

 

[nippleonbonerfart]

The best I can do is fit 4 vacuum tubes in my rectum srry to disappoint

 

[stares at error messages]

@nippleonbonerfart what software is your tellevision? If it's just you computer plugged into you TV, your project is very doable then.

 

[nippleonbonerfart]

My television runs Sony Trinitron OS