Coffee - gween tea

georgyjobe

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Is there an espresso maker cheaper than the Breville worth getting? I can't get crema on my cheap machine even with freshly-ground beans.
 

Twinkletard

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Most mornings I go to the taco truck down the street and pick up a bacon egg and cheese taco with queen majesty's habanero and black coffee hot sauce. I also get a black coffee, nothing in it.

I then go to the park to watch girls jog by and my dog runs around like an asshole. I'm 84 years old.
 

Orange Rhymer

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Most mornings I go to the taco truck down the street and pick up a bacon egg and cheese taco with queen majesty's habanero and black coffee hot sauce. I also get a black coffee, nothing in it.

I then go to the park to watch girls jog by and my dog runs around like an asshole. I'm 84 years old.
what is 'black coffee hot sauce' ?
 

plgfarts

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Hot and black. Preferably a medium roast to really get the full benefits of the caffeine and optimum flavor. Brew it in a French press. Pair that with an unfiltered cigarette and you have the breakfast of champions and properly evacuated bowels.
 

Poppavalyim Andropoff

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Is there an espresso maker cheaper than the Breville worth getting? I can't get crema on my cheap machine even with freshly-ground beans.
Adjust your grind? How much crema do you require?
I dunno where you are or what’s available but this Breville Barista Express is my machine of choice. Had half a dozen cheap machines before & invariably something happened to them even though they made a decent espresso. When my grinder shit itself I splurged on the Express.

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MerriedxReldnahc

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I've never been a coffee fan in the past, I think because my dad drinks it black with nothing added and it tastes like agony. But I've always liked coffee ice cream! I just started a new job at a cafe so I'm having to learn everything about something I know nothing about, I get a free drink every day so I'm going to use that to practice making something new each shift. So far I've discovered that blended mochas are like coffee ice cream in flavor, so in other words really tasty. And the latte I made last shift to make sure the espresso machine was fixed was also tasty, so either lattes are good or I made the world's greatest latte. (Somehow I doubt that it was the latter, as I was actually trying to make a cappuchino and got my foam to milk ratio wrong)
 

Pissmaster

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I tried some french vanilla coffee creamer thats been in my fridge for ages and expired like a year and a half ago

tastes like chemicals but works in a pinch when im out of milk

probably not good to drink it but yolo
 
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