Coffee - gween tea

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Sure throw some more fucking sodium in your diet. You are probably only at 200-300% your daily dose.

Throw some fucking butter in there too. It makes it taste better!

Enjoy the fucking heart attack.

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I've been on keto for 2 years, lost a metric assload of weight, and haven't had a heart attack yet. Mmm, salt and butter. Enjoying all of my zero heart attacks.

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Well, it’s not as unfounded as you might think, even if it is retarded.
There’s kind of an urban legend of coffee brewed in ships in the Navy being made with seawater. That’s obviously false, but the more reasonable versions have it being brewed with slightly salted water, like how some people make pasta.
I’ll just make mine normally though.
 
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how is this news?
you arent doing that already?
everything that gets sugar needs a tiny bit of salt too...

No, it doesn't. The asshole who first put salt into caramel should be forced to hand wash Hillary Clinton's panties for life.
 

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It kinda makes sense. The more terrible the water (hard, alkaline, iron, sulfur, arsenic, e. coli, nitrates, jet fuel, nuclear waste, etc.), the better the resulting coffee.

Or maybe I'm just a Slav.
 

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No, it doesn't. The asshole who first put salt into caramel should be forced to hand wash Hillary Clinton's panties for life.
The second one should be rewarded though.
I always notice when people first add salt to something they add WAY too much. A pinch at a time or you end up with people tards
I'll put a tsp of salt in my instant next time and let you know how it goes.
wanting to put a whole teaspoon in and whining when it's too salty.
This right here is exactly why we need Home Economics back in schools instead of gender studies.
 

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I know almost nothing about drinking alcohol, but you know that thing where you lick salt I guess off your arm, take a drink and I think have a lemon slice or something (hell if I know.) What I just usually do is lick the nearest feminist then take a drink if I want something extra salty. It's like licking a toad but with better hallucinations.
 

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I did not bother with the judaism, but yes, a pinch of salt will bring out the flavor of your coffee.
 

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It would make the coffee salty.
Right? How many words did the author use to dance around this conclusion?

I did it once by accident when really sleep deprived and out of creamer. Mixed in salt instead of sugar and it was fuckin horrendous tasting. It's not a flavor you'd care to take a moment to consider the quality of its bitterness. It was a pretty big spoonful, mind. In the end it certainly woke me up.
 

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I did not bother with the judaism, but yes, a pinch of salt will bring out the flavor of your coffee.

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I hate tea, but when I lived in the Republic of Tuva, the Mongols there served tea with milk and salt. It was the only tea I've ever enjoyed. I can see how salted coffee would be good. Even better, put a little salted butter in there.
 

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If you reheat coffee it usually tastes extremely gross, but a pinch of salt can make it better.
Not sure why it's news that a bit of salt can also make normal coffee better in some ways.
For a while I drank coffee with butter before going to the gym in the morning, and it worked really well with salted butter.