Kiwi Farms

I noticed we didn't have a thread for my favorite form of modern day slavery, NCAA Football. While not as easy to break in to as shipping slav girls to be unintentional snuff film stars in the Arab world, it is a lot more profitable and entertaining. Come watch as an SEC team, probably Alabama, destroys everything in it's path only to trip over an ACC underdog while Ohio tries to make sure it doesn't play a ranked team outside the Big 10 or Pac 12.

Come see me, a lifelong UGA fan, gets mad at his idiotic athletic director for firing the best coach the program ever had because going to the SEC championship every year the defense stays healthy is apparently bad for the school. Watch as PAC 12 homers start to cry when USC and Oregon start their late October collapses. Gaze in astonishment as a non-profit athletic organization makes more than the GDP of some European nations just selling T-shirts.

Fuck Florida, btw