Horrorcow Colonel Kink (very NSFW) -

[Pinball Lizard]

Colonel Kink is a middle-aged man who draws terrible traced Disney porn. He's one of the more prolific artists on the Western erotica website WWOEC, and is, at present, the only one enough of a lolcow to have his own ED page. What makes this brilliant artist so controversial? Well...

For starters, he's an unabashed pedophile, and has admitted to finding Melody (Ariel's daughter from the terrible Little Mermaid sequel) and Shanti (Mowgli's love interest from the end of The Jungle Book who has a bigger role in ITS terrible sequel) sexy. He also seems to be a guro/necrophilia fetishist, and has drawn numerous pictures of Disney's heroines being dismembered, including one of Ariel and Jasmine being cooked by Louis the chef from TLM. He has also made a drawing advocating the repeal of age-of-consent laws.

Kink is also an extreme misogynist who believes women should be subservient to men and like it. This lends the disturbing impression that the rape and torture that go on in his drawings are things he would actually want to do to women. Finally, he's known for including in his drawings out-of-context quotes from notable people, especially authors, that seem to justify things like incest, rape, etc. ED claimed he actually worked for Disney as a minor animator on Hunchback, but as with most things on ED I'm not sure how much is truth and how much is exaggeration.

His ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Col_Kink
His long-dead blog, including his rants on women: http://colkink.blogspot.com
And if you're brave, his WWOEC page: http://www.wwoec.com/artist/col/

 

[Shuu Iwamine]

This guy is just a massive clusterfuck of what-the-fuck. I'm looking at his ED page, and with how bad his art is, I would be incredibly surprised if he actually did any animating for Disney at all, minor or not.

 

[Meowthkip]

This guy is just a massive clusterfuck of what-the-fuck. I'm looking at his ED page, and with how bad his art is, I would be incredibly surprised if he actually did any animating for Disney at all, minor or not.

I think that might have been a fabrication on the part of the article writer.

 

[Shuu Iwamine]

I think that might have been a fabrication on the part of the article writer.

I know, the OP stated it's probably not true, but I had to respond to it any way. I'm a bad like that.

 

[Randall Fragg]

No, nope, just no, dear god no.

 

[Raccoongamer]

I cant even fap to his fucked up doodles

 

[LordDarkrai]

Apparently this guy was involved in the dance scene in Hunchback of Notre Dame. Is that actually true?


Anyway, from looking at his ED, this is going to ruin Disney for me. Just why?!

 

[Meowthkip]

Apparently this guy was involved in the dance scene in Hunchback of Notre Dame. Is that actually true?


Anyway, from looking at his ED, this is going to ruin Disney for me. Just why?!

I don't think the EDiot that wrote it was being TRUE and HONEST.

Seriously, let us not fall for such an obvious .

 

[Pinball Lizard]

Well that scene does have more cleavage than you usually see in a Disney flick.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Theres an image of Aurora(I think her name is) with her head in a guillotine and the picture is entitled "bae."

I'm just sitting here in this weird state where the thought of him getting off to killing a woman is the only thing keeping from laughing.

Candy.jpg under his "disney girls in bondage" folder. I'm not linking that even in a spoiler.


I'm gonna go read the Bible or something to try and forget I saw that.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I can't come up with anything to make fun of this, it just so ridiculous!

Spoiler: Dude, just... Dude

 

[Mechanism Eight]

I can't come up with anything to make fun of this, it just so ridiculous!

Spoiler: Dude, just... Dude

*HORROR BEYOND IMAGINING*

 

[Roosechu]

Kink is also an extreme misogynist who believes women should be subservient to men and like it. This lends the disturbing impression that the rape and torture that go on in his drawings are things he would actually want to do to women. Finally, he's known for including in his drawings out-of-context quotes from notable people, especially authors, that seem to justify things like incest, rape, etc.

Let him come here, so @Holden will have another little friend.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Oh sweet buttery Jesus. I've heard of Rule 34, but this is just...... unforgivable.

 

[R.A.E.L.]

Lmao, this guy. The dialog he puts in his pictures never fails to crack me up. He's friends with this other "artist" who goes by Beerman, who also has the creepiest boner for Shanti. What could make it worse, you ask? Kink is apparently married and has kids.

Spoiler

And in case you can't tell by looking, he traces everything. Hence the quotes.

 

[Pinball Lizard]

What could make it worse, you ask? Kink is apparently married and has kids.

E-freaking gad. I sincerely hope his loli fetish is confined to fiction...

 

[Treblinkachu]

E-freaking gad. I sincerely hope his loli fetish is confined to fiction...

When in doubt, always assume the worst

 

[Pine Tar]

And this is why we need a "Horrifying" rating in Lolcows.

 

[Red_Rager]

And this is why we need a "Horrifying" rating in Lolcows.

Just the ED page is enough for me. (())__(())"

 

[Pinball Lizard]

Just the ED page is enough for me. (())__(())"

I actually debated with myself whether to rate him "Disgusting" or "Horrorcow," deciding on "Disgusting" because, as far as anyone knows, he has yet to hurt a real person.