Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

MirnaMinkoff

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Have some new buzzwords.

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"birthing people"
"womxn"
"chestfeed"

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Troons need to stop using the word "valid". It doesn't mean what they think it means.

If you even want to accept this premise that a pregnant transman is a “pregnant person” it doesn’t change the fact that there are maybe a handful in the entire world who given birth. Actual trans men don’t want to be pregnant or give birth, they want to be men who don’t do any of that shit.

It’s literally trying to change the entire language based upon billions of women who have been giving birth for millions of year to placaite seven mentally ill weirdos that sprung up in the last decade. (Remember about eight years ago that first big media splash on a “pregnant man” Thomas Beatie? He’s a loon, since then arrested for stalking his ex-wife, domestic violence issues and has basically tried turning his pregnancies into a career as a “speaker on issues of sexuality and gender.”

The transmen who have done this don’t strike me as suffering from gender dysphoria but as BPD weirdos like Colt desperate for attention, because they all seem to seek out media to do stories on them. It’s a ticket to their 15 min. much like Octo-mom. The term “pregnant man” is perfect retarded clickbait for both sides - the left (who want to say how wonderful) and the right (who want to say how fucked up).
 

Abortions4All

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Yeah. There's exactly one scenario under which I could see a genuinely dysphoric transman having a baby, and that's if the transman's female partner turned out to be totally infertile or a pregnancy would harm her. At that point, I could see someone who hated the very idea of pregnancy and birth sucking it up for the sake of a partner who desperately wanted to have a child that belonged biologically to one of the two of them. It'd probably take some counseling and other supports, but people can really sacrifice huge things about their personal identity and life goals for a partner they love very much.
 

polonium

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Yeah. There's exactly one scenario under which I could see a genuinely dysphoric transman having a baby, and that's if the transman's female partner turned out to be totally infertile or a pregnancy would harm her. At that point, I could see someone who hated the very idea of pregnancy and birth sucking it up for the sake of a partner who desperately wanted to have a child that belonged biologically to one of the two of them. It'd probably take some counseling and other supports, but people can really sacrifice huge things about their personal identity and life goals for a partner they love very much.
They're weird freaks that get off on rubbing their sexual fetish in everyone's faces. If they weren't all horrible fat porkers that not even lesbians will touch they'd all be trying to get pregnant because it would be BRAVE and FIERCE and BLOW YOUR MIND that a chubby woman with bingo wings, cankles, type two diabetes and a pube-beard is carrying a child. As it is, female trannies are repugnant and tranny chasers won't go near because they're after a way to suck cock without it being "gay", not some goblin-looking chick who doesn't look after herself, grew her armpit hair out and wears a hoodie.
 

repentance

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lol at Laura's claim that she "doesn't have the time" to take the bus to SF.
 

Dorsia.Reservation

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lol at Laura's claim that she "doesn't have the time" to take the bus to SF.

And just yesterday she was complaining about a resource center/charity wouldn't help her homeless/low income self with housing.

A lot of places who help you get into low income housing will look at your financial situation and will give more scrutiny if you get a government check and what is it being spent on. Especially because many people who need help don't have the extra cushion of that guaranteed check.


But now she is booking a flight
Because someone with no job doesn't have time for Greyhound or Amtrak (both which allow you to carry way more baggage for free).

:thinking:

Pretty much this...

Currently 50/50 on whether Laura 'misses' her flight back to Chicago. Depends on whether she finds some charity to leech off in SF in the 3 days before she's due to leave.
 

Abortions4All

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Even in her delusional mind, what makes her time so valuable? Is there some kind of impending deadline about returning to Chicago? Very weird that she'd even think this way, most of this breed of internet workshy realizes that all they've got is time.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
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Even in her delusional mind, what makes her time so valuable? Is there some kind of impending deadline about returning to Chicago? Very weird that she'd even think this way, most of this breed of internet workshy realizes that all they've got is time.
I think it’s her way of justifying spending money on plane tickets while claiming to be broke.
 

Slowboat to China

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When's her birthday, anyway? If she's buying the plane ticket far enough in advance, the price might not be so high. Still, it has to be at least four hundred dollars--way more than a bus ticket, which runs $150-$250 depending on which provider and schedule you choose.

I'm guessing it's more than a time issue with regards to Greyhound, though. Cross-country Greyhound is really tiring, and there's no guarantee that you won't spend twelve hours smushed up against some smelly weirdo in the next seat. It can be rough if you have delicate feelings.
 

Hank Scorpio

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When's her birthday, anyway? If she's buying the plane ticket far enough in advance, the price might not be so high. Still, it has to be at least four hundred dollars--way more than a bus ticket, which runs $150-$250 depending on which provider and schedule you choose.

I'm guessing it's more than a time issue with regards to Greyhound, though. Cross-country Greyhound is really tiring, and there's no guarantee that you won't spend twelve hours smushed up against some smelly weirdo in the next seat. It can be rough if you have delicate feelings.

It depends on the airline. I've only gotten mine a good time in advance but I've seen one way tickets as low as $150 if you were willing to take a plane change. But let's be real, she probably did this way last minute and with someone like Delta or American Airlines.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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If she thinks she’s gong to show up in SF and be able to start leeching free services for troons she’s going to have to get in line behind 786,576 other unemployed, broke transpeople, including a ton of actual youths under 20. She can’t even be a sex worker like all the other SF troons for money because, well, eww.

If she has some hope of leeching free or subsidized housing SF is the last city on earth she should go to, she’ll be getting Medicare before she makes it through the poor ppl housing wait list in SF.
 

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Pride days/weeks/months are like Go in Monopoly: you collect 200 asspats without doing anything.

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What total bullshit.

I love how these trannies pervert history.

There is video out there of Johnson saying he ONLY identified as a drag queen.


And even if he was a trans person, what does that have to do with Colt?
Who is nothing but a drain on resources and society.


And since she is down with capitalism, I guess she won't mind if her tugboat was ended.
 

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