Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

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I forgot about the TSA.
That's where the shit will really hit the fan.

Quite a few trannies have pulled the transphobic TSA card.
The upside is that the trans women who are trying to live unremarkable lives as close to normal as they can are beginning to push back against these bizarre scenes trenders like Katie Charm are pulling in order to get attention. We can all thank the SJW bugbear "intersectionality" for that because most of the people taking the transtrender shit are people of color who by their very jobs are working class and therefore costing them their jobs for following rules beyond their control is becoming frowned upon.

Even better, Colt, as a white trans dude is now automatically part of the male privilege crowd so he cannot pull the shit that trans women can get away with. He best step lightly unless he cherishes a future where his only friend is Fire.
 

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Presuming that "Rachel" is not just Colt with a dry-wipe marker (have we ever seen Colt's handwriting?), she has 14 cats because she wants to have 14 cats, not because it's actually what's best for the cats, and feeds them off giant plastic lids that are not food safe. She uses phrases like 'Happy Womb-Exit Day' perfectly unironically. She thinks it's a good idea to give room and board to a bloated, swollen leech like Colt, whose plans for the future seem to change with the weather, or more likely with who he's talking to and what he hopes will make him sound most sympathetic and deserving at the time. (I'm suicidal!/I'm totally stable, mom!/I'm moving to California ASAP!/I'm moving to the north side and we should totally hang out!) This is a shining example of humanity at it's best all right - a cringy, gullible cat-hoarder with a whiteboard whose only salient features are that she owns an apartment and was prepared to let the BPD parasite that is Colt latch onto her and commence draining her dry.

I'm not surprised that this individual gives Colt hope for humanity, though, seeing that he would appear to think that what's good for Colt Seidman is good for the country. Your charity is only genuine if you are giving it all to Colt - centering Colt, if you will, in your activism. Hear that, Center on Halsted, Howard Brown, Chicago YMCA, The Crib, Job Corps...
 
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It really shows the kind of person she is.
She might be aging out of youth services (which is a joke to call people over 18 youth. When there are 18 yrs olds getting their asses shipped to the middle east in a naive bid for a better life) but all the places she uses have adult and even elderly services.
All you have to do is give back a little.
She won't even lift a finger to do that.

No, that's too hard for poor Colt.
When poor people travel it's usually on Greyhound or Amtrak because there is no baggage fees and you can bring your own food.

I can bet the drama will start at the airport with baggage fees...you know these people never travel light. And then it will move on to food and beverage costs because a cross country flight without food is totally abusive.

She is nothing but a carpet bagging tranny.
She really thinks surprised is going to be given precedence over California residents and people who are willing to help give back for the resources they use?


LOL!


Carpet bagging tranny- California Dreaming edition is going to be hilarious.

I’m waiting for the follow up post whining that the plane had no WiFi or that she spent her last $15 to get it for 3 hours on the plane (because she needs it to live) that she has to beg as soon as she lands.
 

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I forgot how she needs LTE to live ! Ha.

Maybe she doesn't have many belongings . This subject is unique in the sense that she pre plans her logistics . For example, Toren gets low on vodka/battery acid and wakes up and says "buy me a cup of coffee " + ebeglink

I've yet to see any washy begging here .Lots of smug complaints. The facade here is that of a person who , man if people would just re educate themselves every five seconds would be very successful. At what we don't know.

I think she hides how smart she is in the sense of thinking ahead. I'd bet my last C-quarter her shit is on a slow delivery van or bus to Cali and she'll eat the cell coverage less hours .

Or have some massive post landing begging scheme for her things.
 

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I forgot how she needs LTE to live ! Ha.

Maybe she doesn't have many belongings . This subject is unique in the sense that she pre plans her logistics . For example, Toren gets low on vodka/battery acid and wakes up and says "buy me a cup of coffee " + ebeglink

I've yet to see any washy begging here .Lots of smug complaints. The facade here is that of a person who , man if people would just re educate themselves every five seconds would be very successful. At what we don't know.

I think she hides how smart she is in the sense of thinking ahead. I'd bet my last C-quarter her shit is on a slow delivery van or bus to Cali and she'll eat the cell coverage less hours .

Or have some massive post landing begging scheme for her things.

I don't think she's very intelligent actually. I think that like fellow lolcow Jonathon Sweets aka the Iconoclast she's relatively verbose and can string together pseudo progressive jargon well enough to give the illusion that she's much smarter than she actually is.
 

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I don't think she's very intelligent actually. I think that like fellow lolcow Jonathon Sweets aka the Iconoclast she's relatively verbose and can string together pseudo progressive jargon well enough to give the illusion that she's much smarter than she actually is.
That’s the case for a lot of the Rat King. They know the big words, but when you deconstruct their babble, you quickly realise they don’t have a clue.
 

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I can't believe someone would give her the door key and has her stay and sleep in their house:
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And Laura is one of the degenerates who used HIV prophylaxis.
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Some evidence of her "kindness" and "empathy":
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This is something I do agree with. It's just a shame Laura thinks it's the same thing as the suicidal ideation of a manipulative BPD sociopath.


As for the 14 cats thing. I can't say I'm totally surprised because outside of being a sociopath and all around terrible person, Laura strikes me as being incredibly BOOOOOORING, and I'm pretty fucking boring myself. I mean she seems shocked about Lyft drivers not being able to find their destination, and then there's that hilarious "play my drum" post, which made me giggle (not least because she looks like Peter Griffin). You'd think all the time she's spent homeless and in and out of psych wards (or so she says) would have taught her a thing or two, but it's somehow only made her dumber.
 

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I have been scrambling to find an apartment since January (since my lease is up soon & I can't afford rent at my current place) & I've only just now found places. I've been busting my ass touring places, sending in applications, working out my budget, applying for financial assistance---& this bitch just flits from one place to another while expecting other people to take care of her. It's galling.
 

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I have been scrambling to find an apartment since January (since my lease is up soon & I can't afford rent at my current place) & I've only just now found places. I've been busting my ass touring places, sending in applications, working out my budget, applying for financial assistance---& this bitch just flits from one place to another while expecting other people to take care of her. It's galling.

I feel you when I was young I was in a similar boat . This forum reminds you that you have it good because no matter what you'll be comfortable every where and aren't a snowflake .

Gall is the right word .I never in my fucking years would so much as accept a glass of water without repaying the non debt . I'm super curious what will happen when an adult alss her to adult.

I have property in Georgia and spent a long time there . It's very gay lesbian queer friendly so she must have been outside the perimeter .
 

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I feel you when I was young I was in a similar boat . This forum reminds you that you have it good because no matter what you'll be comfortable every where and aren't a snowflake .

Gall is the right word .I never in my fucking years would so much as accept a glass of water without repaying the non debt . I'm super curious what will happen when an adult alss her to adult.

I have property in Georgia and spent a long time there . It's very gay lesbian queer friendly so she must have been outside the perimeter .

RuPaul is from Atlanta an got famous there way before he became super-famous everywhere. Atlanta, Savannaha and Athens all have thriving gay scenes and have for a very long time.

Gay, southern men have a fabulous distinct witty culture in the south but they wouldn’t want anything to do with Colt. Colt is the whinny, ruin the party with bad drama, sloppy, unkempt type they steer well clear of. Only in SJW land do you have ppl who force themselves to “like” or tolerate ppl like Colt. Southern gays wouldn’t give Colt the time of day.
 

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