Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

Dorsia.Reservation

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I wonder if the reason the break wasn't longer was that she was hoping someone down there would say, "Wow! Colt? You're here? Hey, why don't you come over and crash at mine?"

Yep!
She said she couldn't camp because it was too windy, I think she meant too scary.
And with no place to go she ended her "vacation" in under 72 hours.
 

Abortions4All

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Yep!
She said she couldn't camp because it was too windy, I think she meant too scary.
And with no place to go she ended her "vacation" in under 72 hours.

Observation of wind speed in San Francisco indicates that the weekend she was in San Francisco was the least windy that weather has been there in the last two weeks or more. If that made it too difficult to go through with her camping plans, she clearly did absolutely zero research as to what weather conditions were likely to be at the time of her trip.

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EmpireOfTheClouds

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Observation of wind speed in San Francisco indicates that the weekend she was in San Francisco was the least windy that weather has been there in the last two weeks or more. If that made it too difficult to go through with her camping plans, she clearly did absolutely zero research as to what weather conditions were likely to be at the time of her trip.

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Wait, she lives in Chicago, a city that has been known to get dangerously cold at times, yet complains it's too "windy" in San Fran.

Yeah i think we all know wind had nothing to do with it.
 

XxxmarijnxxX

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Wait, she lives in Chicago, a city that has been known to get dangerously cold at times, yet complains it's too "windy" in San Fran.

Yeah i think we all know wind had nothing to do with it.

Also :powerlevel: San Fran was not that windy Saturday (6/16) when i was there (and hoping not to run into her) in comparison to other times. Sure the bay air is chilly but no worse than Chicago (esp with the snow). She's totally blowing smoke.
 

EmpireOfTheClouds

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Also :powerlevel: San Fran was not that windy Saturday (6/16) when i was there (and hoping not to run into her) in comparison to other times. Sure the bay air is chilly but no worse than Chicago (esp with the snow). She's totally blowing smoke.
Isn't San Fran killer levels of hot at this time of year?
 

XxxmarijnxxX

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Isn't San Fran killer levels of hot at this time of year?

Eh yea and no. July and August are more hot days in the Bay area. Up north gets warmer. SF stays pretty cool due to the ocean

Edit: also it's still cold most of the time at night in SF even if not was hotter than hell in the day time.
 
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Dorsia.Reservation

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My terrible behavior should be accepted and you all must deal with it.

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LOL, no.
Get some fucking help.

No one is obligated to put up with this shit, especially if it happens in public.
Life can be really hard at times and most people suck it up and make it through the day.
 

Tragi-Chan

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My terrible behavior should be accepted and you all must deal with it.

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Yeah, great. Except if you know what your problem is, it’s up to you to deal with it. Saying “That’s okay, you just continue being an asshole” is the BPD equivalent of treating alcoholism with a barrel of whisky.
 

Ruin

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LOL, no.
Get some fucking help.

No one is obligated to put up with this shit, especially if it happens in public.
Life can be really hard at times and most people suck it up and make it through the day.

Coltard actually has a point here. Given that BPD is just clinical jargon for irredeemable asshole and not a treatable disorder like anxiety there's nothing that can be done other than tolerate them except change tolerate to ignore and avoid.
 

Angry New Ager

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Speaking of finances, looks like it could have been used for therapy.
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YOU JUST WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO, YOU STUPID COW! But of course it's the Center on Halstead's fault he can't afford sliding-scale therapy.

Yeah, bring on the torrent of "Mad on the Internet" ratings, because I can't even with this ambulatory piece of shit. And people are supposed to be understanding and considerate of his destructive BPD behaviors? Right.

But I am laughing at his checking account being $390 in the hole. Nice going, bucko. And I feel relieved for his now-former therapist; having a client who is as doggedly resistant to changing any of their behaviors and attitudes as Colt is had to be immensely frustrating. But now that there's no tugboat for it, he won't be back.
 

Abortions4All

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Colt is very focused on "self-care" for her self right at whatever moment she's at. She hasn't yet figured out that her future self could use some self-care from her present self too, in the form of not making obviously catastrophically stupid choices.
 

Angry New Ager

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Colt is very focused on "self-care" for her self right at whatever moment she's at. She hasn't yet figured out that her future self could use some self-care from her present self too, in the form of not making obviously catastrophically stupid choices.
Yeah, he seems to give absolutely no thought to any future consequences of his actions, and doesn't see how any of his current circumstances are the direct consequences of his past actions. Everything takes place in the moment, as if anything he did (or didn't do) in the past is not a factor, and anything he does now will have no repercussions.

And only other people's actions carry consequences for Colt; never his own. That he spent money he apparently didn't even have to fly to SF for 48 hours isn't why he can't afford sliding-scale therapy costs; it's because the tugboat for free therapy ran out and now he's expected to pay. That he can't keep getting all of the services he used to from the Center on Halstead isn't because he's a proven parasite upon whom their resources are wasted; it's because the CoH doesn't love trans people enough. If he's unhappy in Chicago, it isn't because he's burned every friendship with other trans people and willing allies, and made himself generally unwelcome; it's because Chicago itself is trans-unfriendly.

I've got a personal lolcow (a covert Narcissist) who does the exact same thing--she's never wrong; she never makes bad decisions; every self-inflicted misfortune is always somebody else's fault. And it makes me think that maybe Colton got dx'ed Borderline as a "lesser evil" diagnosis than Narcissism (because BPD, unlike NPD, can be improved with therapy), and is actually claiming BPD as a means of carrying out Narc manipulation.

It's pretty goddamned fascinating, tbh.
 

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Colt is very focused on "self-care" for her self right at whatever moment she's at. She hasn't yet figured out that her future self could use some self-care from her present self too, in the form of not making obviously catastrophically stupid choices.

She knows. She absolutely knew that the trip to SF wouldn't just leave her broke for this month but would put her in the hole for next month as well. She just doesn't care about consequences in the moment and wants everyone to pity her because BPD.
 

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