Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

repentance

True & Honest Fan
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Why do the overwhelming majority of FTMs grow this stupid neckbeard + no hair on the face

it looks awful

I not sure hair even grows on the faces of most of them.

I expect that a lot of them keep the neckbeard because 1) they think it looks masculine rather than lazy and 2) they're fat as fuck and they think it hides some of their chins.
 

SpeedOSanicRee

Gotta Scroll Fast
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Colt is no longer trans and is now non-binary. Or both. Whatever. Personally, if I knew Colt IRL, I would have no problem using he/his pronouns due to the fact that she had put in pretty strong efforts to transition. I've known IRL MTF trannies who were decent people, and I had no problem calling them she/her. But I won't use they/them for anyone other than in the literary sense or plural usage. Enbies are beyond irritating and their main agenda seems to be annoying people with pronoun bullshit. With Colt, the main reason I "misgender" her as "she" is because so much of her online persona is clearly feminine.

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To celebrate, Colt gave herself the worst shave in the history of facial hair. Even the final "cleaned up" version in the second pic shows lots of straggling hairs. I also found it amusing how similar her selfie angles continue to be.

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ETA: Found a picture of her current facial hair status that shows it from a more frontal angle. Imagine this person showing up to walk your dog. I've known homeless guys on meth and heroin who do a better job shaving.

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Oh, and she scored some great pronoun pins from the LGBT job fair she volunteered at. No mention of her picking up any job leads at said fair.

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Also she discusses her wait for her housing voucher and required birth certificate. She is on SSI, apparently. Not a surprise, but I don't remember her confirming that before now.
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But, hey, compared to so many of our La Zorra forum inhabitants, Colt actually does try to work, even if it is just dog-walking. Imagine suggesting such a job to, say, Jake Alley. "Well, muh disabilities, live in the middle of nowhere, spend all week going to a couple therapy sessions, Ranma, blahblahblah... ". Honestly, though, it would help with at least three of his problems: 1) lack of sunlight and Vitamin D 2) lack of exercise 3) lack of social interaction. Dogs are one of the best conversation starters there is and are a great way to bond with people. Tip for any lonely kiwis out there- get a cute dog and walk it!

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Oh God.

This is an extremely borderline or even Sperg move. Let's talk about timeline.
  • She starts out as lesbian. I assume she did this to feel unique and special, as it wasn't quite as accepted even 10 years ago as it is now.
  • Then it becomes too accepted, so she becomes a trans man. This was very taboo even 5 years ago (I hadn't really known about transgenderism until 2013ish, when I met someone who claimed to be, and even then it wasn't as accepted).
  • That has become too mainstream now, so she's going to identify as non-binary full-time now.
See where I'm going with this?

Also, Colt definitely is a gendered name. Of all the names in the world, Colt/Colton and Isaac/Issac are two names that are super gendered. Is she going to change her name again?

I don't know about official confirmation, but she did take a selfie at the SS office awhile back, which implies she was at least filing for SSI (and likely already had it). You can find that somewhere in the thread. I think I was the one who posted it.

She's aware her birth certificate will be gendered right? Even if she updated her gender marker to M at some point (which I think is fucking ridiculous to do on a birth certificate but okay), it's still marked that she's male. Is it going to give her dysphoria to see that? Does Illinois have a law yet saying you can mark X on a birth certificate?
 

toilet_rainbow

like a floof bomb in your face
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I can see her going with agender or requesting neopronouns in the future. Anything that makes her "special." I wouldn't be surprised if she goes with the abortion story because abortion is still a taboo topic. She's also flip flopped between trans man and NB numerous times so it's also a flavor of the month deal for her.

She's aware her birth certificate will be gendered right? Even if she updated her gender marker to M at some point (which I think is fucking ridiculous to do on a birth certificate but okay), it's still marked that she's male. Is it going to give her dysphoria to see that? Does Illinois have a law yet saying you can mark X on a birth certificate?

According to Google, 10 states (!) offer an X marker on licenses. Illinois isn't one of them.
 

SpeedOSanicRee

Gotta Scroll Fast
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I can see her going with agender or requesting neopronouns in the future. Anything that makes her "special." I wouldn't be surprised if she goes with the abortion story because abortion is still a taboo topic. She's also flip flopped between trans man and NB numerous times so it's also a flavor of the month deal for her.
Did she talk about it at all during the Alabama/Georgia outrage? I can't recall if it came up.
According to Google, 10 states (!) offer an X marker on licenses. Illinois isn't one of them.
I'm shocked they haven't. They've tilted so far left recently that I thought they would have by now.

There's currently a battle in Indiana to make 'X' an option for driver's licenses (I think the hearing is November 15). Indiana is pretty fucking Republican so I'm shocked.
 

Abortions4All

Get 'em while they're legal
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Oh God.

This is an extremely borderline or even Sperg move. Let's talk about timeline.
  • She starts out as lesbian. I assume she did this to feel unique and special, as it wasn't quite as accepted even 10 years ago as it is now.
  • Then it becomes too accepted, so she becomes a trans man. This was very taboo even 5 years ago (I hadn't really known about transgenderism until 2013ish, when I met someone who claimed to be, and even then it wasn't as accepted).
  • That has become too mainstream now, so she's going to identify as non-binary full-time now.
See where I'm going with this?

Also, Colt definitely is a gendered name. Of all the names in the world, Colt/Colton and Isaac/Issac are two names that are super gendered. Is she going to change her name again?

I don't know about official confirmation, but she did take a selfie at the SS office awhile back, which implies she was at least filing for SSI (and likely already had it). You can find that somewhere in the thread. I think I was the one who posted it.

She's aware her birth certificate will be gendered right? Even if she updated her gender marker to M at some point (which I think is fucking ridiculous to do on a birth certificate but okay), it's still marked that she's male. Is it going to give her dysphoria to see that? Does Illinois have a law yet saying you can mark X on a birth certificate?

It's like tattoos.

A lot of people got sleeves to look scary and hardcore when they're 19. Some do it out of aggression, others use it as a social filter: if you can't look past this superficial issue to see the real me, you're not worth knowing.

Eventually they turn 25 and realize the real world is a thing, and they don't like the way people shun them, wouldn't hire them, wouldn't let them be around their kids. So they started having campaigns about how tattoos weren't really scary at all, they're beautiful art made by true artists, having a sleeve shouldn't keep you out of a job.

It works. You start to see people with tattoos at service jobs, and then in managerial roles in hip cities.

Now it's normalized. Trouble is, there's now a whole new crop of people who think they want to look hardcore, or filter out superficial people. To them, a sleeve is boring and you could have one while being a VP in Portland, so why bother? Very few superficial people will outright reject talking to someone or hiring them for some arm or leg tats, so it's not a valid filtering mechanism to find the socially accepting. They didn't see the last cycle, so when they're 19, the way to look hardcore is knuckle and face tattoos you can't cover up with clothes. Now that's scary!

Eventually, though, they'll get older, and want people to accept them and validate them as normal suburban moms and dads with "666" in the middle of their foreheads, and the consumer cycle begins anew.

That's why trans people have moved on to wanting full hermaphrodite setups, "nullification," and other modifications that don't even hypothetically resemble real genitals. There will always be a tension in the community between people who use transition to piss off their parents and people who use transition as a way to filter out who would give them validation no matter what.
 

toilet_rainbow

like a floof bomb in your face
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Did she talk about it at all during the Alabama/Georgia outrage? I can't recall if it came up.

I'm shocked they haven't. They've tilted so far left recently that I thought they would have by now.

There's currently a battle in Indiana to make 'X' an option for driver's licenses (I think the hearing is November 15). Indiana is pretty fucking Republican so I'm shocked.
Actually, I believe she did. It’s awhile back in the thread but she mentioned on Facebook that not all abortion patients are women. Sorry, but if you’re not a woman then how were you able to carry in the first place? You’re not special, snowflake.

I’m shocked about Indiana too. Mike Pence was governor there for fucks sake.
 

SpeedOSanicRee

Gotta Scroll Fast
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Actually, I believe she did. It’s awhile back in the thread but she mentioned on Facebook that not all abortion patients are women. Sorry, but if you’re not a woman then how were you able to carry in the first place? You’re not special, snowflake.

I’m shocked about Indiana too. Mike Pence was governor there for fucks sake.
I knew she advocated to bring trans men into the conversation but I didn't know it came up during all of that a few months ago. I'm kinda shocked she didn't tell her abortion story then in 'solidarity' with them, especially since (I assume) she lived in Georgia at the time.

The current governor is pretty conservative too (I think Pence himself chose him to be the governor). I don't know if it'll pass or not. From what I saw, the DMV wants to but they may not win.
 

heathercho

Original Election - DO NOT STEAL
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I never really noticed it before but Colt has a giant fucking head. She's lucky that the enormous pear she calls a body dwarfs that noggin
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That's what she reminds me of.
 

Von Wolf Demon

Sofia, Oaxaca, MX
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Also, rubbing androgel on your face and lopping your tits off is hardly "effort".
Yeah, "strong effort" may be hyperbole. However, I guess I focus a lot on the least-passing cows, so in that context, Colt is a fucking dudebro! For example: Kylie, Jake Alley, Nora Reed, Bex, etc.

I think whoever put it this way upthread got it right: "Colt passes well, in the sense that if you passed them on the street, your first instinct would be 'whoa, what's wrong with that dude?'"

Currently, we are in the "heading for a mental health vacation with no cell phone" phase of the cyle.

Hopefully she will get some help, but I feel like we've been down this road before.

Not that long ago, she was feeling like SuperColt!
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But then things took a dark turn....
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No posts for three days, so I suspect they actually did take her phone.
 

EmpireOfTheClouds

They climbed aboard their silver ghost
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Yeah, "strong effort" may be hyperbole. However, I guess I focus a lot on the least-passing cows, so in that context, Colt is a fucking dudebro! For example: Kylie, Jake Alley, Nora Reed, Bex, etc.

I think whoever put it this way upthread got it right: "Colt passes well, in the sense that if you passed them on the street, your first instinct would be 'whoa, what's wrong with that dude?'"

Currently, we are in the "heading for a mental health vacation with no cell phone" phase of the cyle.

Hopefully she will get some help, but I feel like we've been down this road before.

Not that long ago, she was feeling like SuperColt!
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But then things took a dark turn....
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No posts for three days, so I suspect they actually did take her phone.
Pretty sure they denied her last time is because the looney bin isn't a glorified Fairmont for mentally ill people, it's for people who are a danger to themselves.
 

beautiful person

vaccinated
True & Honest Fan
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It's a good thing she's basically so re.tarded that she's sexless, or else she could be a real problem
On one hand, she did have an abortion prior to trooning out and is still capable of getting pregnant. And there are plenty of troons and/or tards out there willing to inseminate each other. But on the other hand, the FTM 'non-binary masculine' lifestyle makes her much less likely to use her own body as a baby factory for extra benefits.
So far.
 

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