Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Man o MAN we thought Colt was moving forward but fuck... she's just like ... all the other Rat Kings

 

[beautiful person]

People are saying she isn't malicious, but she keeps screwing people over, especially fellow troons who actively help her. At least now the word is spreading.

Ngl, I was shocked about the Facebook group. How the fuck do you do that to someone who literally bought you groceries? Now that person can't offer that help to anyone else in that group. It's even grosser because Laura's not even a local. She's just another cockroach that crawled out of whatever ass crack and decided that Portland is her city.

 

[Next Task]

Wait, is Colt back in Portland? Fred Meyer is a Oregon (and a few other western States) grocery chain. I don’t think they have stores anywhere near Chicago.

In the long comments chain there's a mention that she's back in PDX. Seems we got distracted and missed one of her many moves.

People are saying she isn't malicious, but she keeps screwing people over, especially fellow troons who actively help her. At least now the word is spreading.

I figure a lot of people give her a bit of a pass because she's a dumbass who talks a good game about trying to improve. I don't, but then I'm extra-wary of the sort of person who's nice and well-meaning and positive up until the moment things aren't going their way, which Colt seems to be. Because at that point she's more than happy - and the FB thread seems to back this up, as well as how she treated COH - to make personal complaints with exaggerated bullshit in them to try and get people in trouble, cut people off because she's decided they're 'toxic', and otherwise act like the BPD nutcase we know she is.

I'm sure there's other reasons people have for not thinking of her too badly - certainly comparing her to Becky Gerber makes her come off better. But she's still an unpleasant person I'm glad I don't have to interact with personally. As a bonus, I'm sure it's troons grifting troons all the way down that particular rabbit hole, so it's hard to feel sympathy for anyone except the one troon who was very open about how troon surgeries are not life-saving, because that's very based for a troon.

 

[AnOminous]

I figure a lot of people give her a bit of a pass because she's a dumbass who talks a good game about trying to improve.

I don't expect lolcows to improve which is why I ignore that kind of blather and am not disappointed when they don't.

 

[General Disarray]

I don't know how she does it - all the moving. I moved around a bit in my earlier years and there comes a time where you are just done with it, and want to put down roots for a sense of home and security. The thing she seems to have not grasped is that you can change your surroundings all you want, it won't necessarily change your circumstances. Wherever you go, there you are. She's not running to anything, she's running away from everything.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

In the long comments chain there's a mention that she's back in PDX. Seems we got distracted and missed one of her many moves.


I figure a lot of people give her a bit of a pass because she's a dumbass who talks a good game about trying to improve. I don't, but then I'm extra-wary of the sort of person who's nice and well-meaning and positive up until the moment things aren't going their way, which Colt seems to be. Because at that point she's more than happy - and the FB thread seems to back this up, as well as how she treated COH - to make personal complaints with exaggerated bullshit in them to try and get people in trouble, cut people off because she's decided they're 'toxic', and otherwise act like the BPD nutcase we know she is.

I'm sure there's other reasons people have for not thinking of her too badly - certainly comparing her to Becky Gerber makes her come off better. But she's still an unpleasant person I'm glad I don't have to interact with personally. As a bonus, I'm sure it's troons grifting troons all the way down that particular rabbit hole, so it's hard to feel sympathy for anyone except the one troon who was very open about how troon surgeries are not life-saving, because that's very based for a troon.

I think some ppl thought Colt wasn’t “as bad” as other troon cows is because while she is a SJW she doesn’t talk much about politics, transphobia or blast ignorant opinions about society 24/7 like most Troon cows.

But that is only because Colt is really dumb and incredibly self-centered. She is incapable of any empathy or thinking about anything but herself. Her SM is limited only to self-indulgent shit about her personal life and petty desires, but that means she avoids annoying KF with stupid political sperging and hysteria.

She’s just as toxic and terrible as Gerber but a lot more stupid, socially inept, fat and very unattractive. Gerber also realized she could use political issues to attract more attention to herself and wallow in victimhood. This is common attention seeking method is a little to complex for Colt. Colt is like a toddler, Gerber like an insufferable middle school age twat

 

[SpeedOSanicRee]

I was cautiously optimistic. She *seemed* to be getting her shit together, or at least developing self-awareness, but appearances can be deceiving and I've been aware of this. All I'm surprised by is that she's smart enough to con so many people.

Why exactly did she get Emily banned from the support group?

I actually feel really bad for her (Emily that is)--she said 'I should just stop helping people. I seem to always get fucked over'. Colt had a chance to show her that not everyone will fuck her over, and she still fucked her over. Maybe she's a lolcow too, who knows, but at least she felt some sense of charity. She did more than Colt will ever do for others. And now she won't again. Way to go, Colt. Just because your life sucks doesn't mean you have to fuck everyone else over too.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

So Clit's a scamming, con artist piece of shit. Other breaking news, water, wet.

 

[Wallace]

I was cautiously optimistic. She *seemed* to be getting her shit together, or at least developing self-awareness, but appearances can be deceiving and I've been aware of this. All I'm surprised by is that she's smart enough to con so many people.

Why exactly did she get Emily banned from the support group?

I actually feel really bad for her (Emily that is)--she said 'I should just stop helping people. I seem to always get fucked over'. Colt had a chance to show her that not everyone will fuck her over, and she still fucked her over. Maybe she's a lolcow too, who knows, but at least she felt some sense of charity. She did more than Colt will ever do for others. And now she won't again. Way to go, Colt. Just because your life sucks doesn't mean you have to fuck everyone else over too.

It's part of the nature of BPD. Colt is hypersensitive to anything that might even resemble rejection, even by troon standards. As soon as that warning light goes off in Colt's head, it is acceptable to strike back against this perceived harm. Think of how Zoe Quinn would react, since she's BLD too.

 

[najobo]

This girl has NO business being independent. She's so slow, she can't even manipulate other troons. Too socially inept and stupid to realize that disagreeing with a black trans woman is a big no-no. So short-sighted, she betrays a nearly equally dim-witted girl (who the fuck helps Colt?) who JUST bought her food. So massively, tit-slappingly stupid it never dawns on her that other people can use social media to bitch about her.

Don't get me wrong, she's malicious, but she has the IQ of a dumb 9-year-old. Had she been born just a decade or two earlier, she would be clean and happy and well-fed in a nice group home for cognitively disabled adults, baking cookies and going on field trips to Mickey D's. Instead, she has mutilated tits, is chronically poorly housed, and spends her time bilking and terrorizing other tards. Progress, y'all!

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

People are saying she isn't malicious, but she keeps screwing people over, especially fellow troons who actively help her. At least now the word is spreading.

This. I keep telling people not to root for her, and shit like this is exactly why.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

but she has the IQ of a dumb 9-year-old. Had she been born just a decade or two earlier, she would be clean and happy and well-fed in a nice group home for cognitively disabled adults,

Yes, let's not forget that she thought this was a completely appropriate masterpiece to post to social media.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

I was cautiously optimistic. She *seemed* to be getting her shit together, or at least developing self-awareness, but appearances can be deceiving and I've been aware of this. All I'm surprised by is that she's smart enough to con so many people.

I imagine anyone that keys in on Colt's reduced functionality and smooth talk might be easily persuaded to try to do a good deed to help Colt in some way. Unfortunately, no good deed involving Colt goes unpunished and the latter always leaves someone holding the bag in some form or another. True to their MO, Colt continues to drain the resources of other transgendered people that have barely enough to get by on their own.

Colt must have burned enough bridges or pissed off the wrong people because transgendered people generally won't call out one of their own for shitty behavior even when it would be the right thing to do. It's very telling to see those that unsuccessfully tried to help Colt now spreading the word to avoid the latter and not waste time and resources helping them.

Colt's sperging towards Aedan Buchanan and Kyng Rose probably brought all of this to a boil, especially since Colt was dismissive of Kyng's own experiences as a transgendered person. Colt certainly didn't win anyone over when stating their intent to block Aedan even though it was Colt who shit up Aeden's Facebook discussion with spergery.

I also agree that Kyng Rose appears to be pretty based in publicly posting that SRS and other trans-related surgeries need to be a lower priority when hospitals are overflowing with COVID-19 patients. Colt fails to grasp that COVID-19 also affects transgendered people and treating those infected with it is is more important than any sort of elective surgery for the time being.

Why exactly did she get Emily banned from the support group?

That's a good question. Based on other peoples' experiences with Colt in that discussion, my hypothesis is that Emily wanted Colt to help themselves in some way in return for Emily's getting groceries for Colt -- something the latter found problematic enough to somehow get Emily banned from the group. It makes no sense, though, for a COVID-19 group to ban someone over a petty squabble unless it was a group for transgendered people and the mods decided to believe Colt at face value.

I actually feel really bad for her (Emily that is)--she said 'I should just stop helping people. I seem to always get fucked over'. Colt had a chance to show her that not everyone will fuck her over, and she still fucked her over. Maybe she's a lolcow too, who knows, but at least she felt some sense of charity. She did more than Colt will ever do for others. And now she won't again. Way to go, Colt. Just because your life sucks doesn't mean you have to fuck everyone else over too.

As mentioned before, it seems that the transgendered people that have the least to spare tend to be the ones that are quick to respond to another transgendered person's request for help. When someone such as Colt screws them over and leaves them in a worse situation afterwards, it's understandable that they will now be reluctant to help anyone in the future no matter how genuine the need is. It's not even the transgendered community. The larger collection of e-beggers, grifters, and con artists ruin things for those that truly need a hand up because people get taken advantage of enough and they can cite people such as Colt as an example of, "Why should I help someone who not only refuses to help themselves, but turns around and bites the hand that feeds them?"

It's a shame that Emily's desires to help people whenever possible have been soured thanks to Colt's shitty behavior .
(E: Typo)

 

[break these cuffs]

>people itt still having hope for lolcows


Laura gets away with her scams for the precise reasons some posters in this thread pity her. She's developmentally disabled, she isn't malicious, she's slightly better than X, Y, or Z piece of shit troon. How much evidence do people need? Laura has shown throughout her entire history documented on the Farms that she has no problem fucking over or shit talking anyone. This is especially true of people who help her. Laura will lie her way into a situation to get someone's charity, abuse said charity, and then play the victim when she gets called out or cut off. She does it to her family. She does it to LGBWTFBBQ groups. She will do it to anyone who tries to help her. Are people forgetting that she's legit BPD and what that means?

It's like people still giving advice to Dickard. Why waste your time? I know people like a good comeback story or redemption arc, but these people are lolcows for a reason.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

>people itt still having hope for lolcows


Laura gets away with her scams for the precise reasons some posters in this thread pity her. She's developmentally disabled, she isn't malicious, she's slightly better than X, Y, or Z piece of shit troon. How much evidence do people need? Laura has shown throughout her entire history documented on the Farms that she has no problem fucking over or shit talking anyone. This is especially true of people who help her. Laura will lie her way into a situation to get someone's charity, abuse said charity, and then play the victim when she gets called out or cut off. She does it to her family. She does it to LGBWTFBBQ groups. She will do it to anyone who tries to help her. Are people forgetting that she's legit BPD and what that means?

It's like people still giving advice to Dickard. Why waste your time? I know people like a good comeback story or redemption arc, but these people are lolcows for a reason.

After the last salvo, I gave up all hope. She just pretends to "see things now" or "do prep for shit". This recent tar & feathering she received was incredible!

 

[Positron]

OP updated to include Laura's newfound reputation (correction: Laura is in Portland according to the grocery delivery address)

Richard Jones got ghosted by a certain Colt. Conincidence?

 

[Angry New Ager]

OP updated to include Laura's newfound reputation.

Richard Jones got ghosted by a certain Colt. Conincidence?
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Regarding the update to the OP: She's not in Minneapolis; I have no idea how anybody reached that conclusion.

She's in Portland again. It says so on her Facebook; the recent pics she's posted of herself are all in Portland, and (as somebody already pointed out) the Fred Meyer grocery chain that person tried to buy her groceries from is only in the Pacific Northwest:

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Cow crossover? This was posted in Tera's thread. I don't know what other Colt it could be.


Edit: Fuck I'm a moron. how did I not see this posted right above?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

In the long comments chain there's a mention that she's back in PDX. Seems we got distracted and missed one of her many moves.


I figure a lot of people give her a bit of a pass because she's a dumbass who talks a good game about trying to improve. I don't, but then I'm extra-wary of the sort of person who's nice and well-meaning and positive up until the moment things aren't going their way, which Colt seems to be. Because at that point she's more than happy - and the FB thread seems to back this up, as well as how she treated COH - to make personal complaints with exaggerated bullshit in them to try and get people in trouble, cut people off because she's decided they're 'toxic', and otherwise act like the BPD nutcase we know she is.

I'm sure there's other reasons people have for not thinking of her too badly - certainly comparing her to Becky Gerber makes her come off better. But she's still an unpleasant person I'm glad I don't have to interact with personally. As a bonus, I'm sure it's troons grifting troons all the way down that particular rabbit hole, so it's hard to feel sympathy for anyone except the one troon who was very open about how troon surgeries are not life-saving, because that's very based for a troon.

Becky is an unimaginable cunt, but the only ones who materially suffer for it are her spineless cuck husbands. Colt, on the other hand, causes people to suffer by her actions. She takes advantage of people’s good nature and the people suffer for it. She also deprives those who genuinely do need help.

I think that, like the best grifters, she’s good at coming across as genuinely needy and genuinely willing to improve, and if you’re not aware of her entire history, I can see why a person might fall for it.

 

[SpeedOSanicRee]

I think that, like the best grifters, she’s good at coming across as genuinely needy and genuinely willing to improve, and if you’re not aware of her entire history, I can see why a person might fall for it.

This is new even for her. For example, if I were to have helped her buy groceries, I'd assume I wouldn't be paid back for that even if she promised. I wouldn't expect her to fuck me over to this extent, even if I knew her history, because she's never done anything this blatant before. She knows how to play people. Like I said, I was cautiously optimistic that she'd truly changed, and I've been here nearly since the start of her thread. Someone who knows literally nothing about her because she's new to the area and her ilk don't read or listen to the stuff written on KF really has no reason to doubt that she truly needs the help other than being someone who can't help or won't help a person in need no matter what (due to your own situation or just being wary by default).