Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

Von Wolf Demon

Sofia, Oaxaca, MX
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FYI: I think Colt has deleted the FB account that we have watched the past few years. Unless somebody knows of some social media that Colt is still on, I think we may be heading for a "Tango Down/Inactive Thread" scenario? Too bad, as I enjoyed this thread and found it a relief from the "angertroons" I follow like Zinnia, Rhys, etc. Yeah, Colt was infuriating in her own way, but there were usually laughs to be had. However, I do compliment Colt on figuring out the easiest way to win Kiwi Wars... don't play. Get off the fucking Internet. Get a life. Go outside.

In my opinion, there are two factors that run through ALL the lolcows I follow: 1) an inability to self-reflect 2) a tendency to overshare every detail of their lives on social media. You knock one of those pillars out and you are no longer a lolcow.

Yeah, Colt is likely the same manipulative mentally ill person she always was, but taking that shit off the Internet is a good first step. And, yes, I'm always amazed when cows as dumb as Colt figure out shit that our smarter PhD-level cows never seem to understand.

However, while looking for her current FB account, I actually found an older one I hadn't noticed before (note: it may have appeared earlier in this thread, I just don't remember it and it was a year ago when I read the whole thread). She seems to have bailed on this account four years ago.

Nothing really worth archiving, but it was an interesting find.


The two things that stood out to me were 1) how much LESS Colt there was just four years ago... never a skinny girl, but Jesus she blew up. 2) The series of photos on her page is astonishing in the similarity of nearly every shot. If you are familiar with Colt content, you know what I'm talking about. The same angle over and over. Seriously, Peter Coffin's wife has more diversity in her photo angles than Colt. I'm not going to cap the whole series, just go to the facebook link and you'll see it.

Here are some "skinny" Colt pics I hadn't seen before. Drinking gallons of sweet tea will really pack on the pounds. These are two rare ones without the "Colt angle", but they conveyed the Smaller Colt aspect.

colt1.PNGcolt2.PNG
 

Von Wolf Demon

Sofia, Oaxaca, MX
kiwifarms.net
If xir sticks with it good for xir. She'll become the second lolcow after Allison Rapp to realize the only way to get us to stop paying attention is by going away.

Which is really sad because Colt is actually retarded and realized that while so many smarter lolcows cannot.

Yeah, I think there are a few more that have killed their thread through DFE, but Rapp is the one who sticks out to me as well, since I followed that thread towards the end.

But, yeah, we have actual college professors like Rhys, Luke (former, but still...) , etc who haven't figured this shit out yet. Not sure of Sapphixy's degree, but he had a good career before trooning out.

Hell, even Tommy Tooter was smart enough to get a degree in a hard science.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
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If xir sticks with it good for xir. She'll become the second lolcow after Allison Rapp to realize the only way to get us to stop paying attention is by going away.

Which is really sad because Colt is actually retarded and realized that while so many smarter lolcows cannot.
Most cows think they can outsmart us - if they can come up with the perfect putdown or raise that personal army or complain to the right person, they can take us down. And in a way, they like us. We validate them. We give them a reason to play the victim. Hell, look at the number of people who pretend they’re Top Victim when they got a passing mention in one thread.
 

Lesbian Sleepover

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I always had high hopes for her but I got a bad feeling something IRL will happen and she'll need those built-up social media connections. She always disappoints me by never disappointing.
Like ADF, the true commie cow, he'd close his shit and go "hmmf ! I showed those kee-wee-pharmerz".... then "request solidarity" a day later and realize his shit is ganked. She'll need new housing or trans-affirming resources etc.

OR

Perhaps she ended back up in Georgia and is in some kind of social media / life lockdown.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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FYI: I think Colt has deleted the FB account that we have watched the past few years. Unless somebody knows of some social media that Colt is still on, I think we may be heading for a "Tango Down/Inactive Thread" scenario? Too bad, as I enjoyed this thread and found it a relief from the "angertroons" I follow like Zinnia, Rhys, etc. Yeah, Colt was infuriating in her own way, but there were usually laughs to be had. However, I do compliment Colt on figuring out the easiest way to win Kiwi Wars... don't play. Get off the fucking Internet. Get a life. Go outside.

In my opinion, there are two factors that run through ALL the lolcows I follow: 1) an inability to self-reflect 2) a tendency to overshare every detail of their lives on social media. You knock one of those pillars out and you are no longer a lolcow.

Yeah, Colt is likely the same manipulative mentally ill person she always was, but taking that shit off the Internet is a good first step. And, yes, I'm always amazed when cows as dumb as Colt figure out shit that our smarter PhD-level cows never seem to understand.

However, while looking for her current FB account, I actually found an older one I hadn't noticed before (note: it may have appeared earlier in this thread, I just don't remember it and it was a year ago when I read the whole thread). She seems to have bailed on this account four years ago.

Nothing really worth archiving, but it was an interesting find.


The two things that stood out to me were 1) how much LESS Colt there was just four years ago... never a skinny girl, but Jesus she blew up. 2) The series of photos on her page is astonishing in the similarity of nearly every shot. If you are familiar with Colt content, you know what I'm talking about. The same angle over and over. Seriously, Peter Coffin's wife has more diversity in her photo angles than Colt. I'm not going to cap the whole series, just go to the facebook link and you'll see it.

Here are some "skinny" Colt pics I hadn't seen before. Drinking gallons of sweet tea will really pack on the pounds. These are two rare ones without the "Colt angle", but they conveyed the Smaller Colt aspect.

View attachment 1735850View attachment 1735851

I think you are giving Colt too much credit. She’s gone inactive before, usually after her latest move blows up in her face and there is IRL shit hitting the fan. (The DFE seems to come from avoiding IRL ppl mad or troon drama she stirred up somewhere, rather than any concerns about KF)

I’m going to guess when Colt pops back up it’s going to be in a new apartment or new city/return to Chicago air bnb hopping. This is usually the case after a period of silence. COVID-19 has to have made it harder/ the dumb moving cities a bit slower this year, but she still managed to do it.

Colt pretty much posts only positive upbeat stuff. It’s her schtick and also very useful for finding new marks, communities, freebies and playing innocent when her leeching neediness and drama pisses everyone off.

This was a practical choice because her drama from way way back shows her constant lying and drama backfired terribly for her. I don’t think she can control her drama and crazy IRL, but she has curbed broadcasting it in public SM.

I do wonder if she still tells crazy lies like she did as a teen or if it was just a phase that she grew out of.
 

Von Wolf Demon

Sofia, Oaxaca, MX
kiwifarms.net
I think you are giving Colt too much credit. She’s gone inactive before, usually after her latest move blows up in her face and there is IRL shit hitting the fan. (The DFE seems to come from avoiding IRL ppl mad or troon drama she stirred up somewhere, rather than any concerns about KF)

Yeah, that's possible. But I'm pretty much the only one who tracked her much the past year, and I have watched a steady decline in her accessibility. This isn't something that happened overnight. She tightened her account settings, unfriended my sock, and then was only posting in that non-binary group which then got locked down (and which I was unable to join despite having a very troon-friendly account), and now seems to have deleted the account she has used for the past few years. I don't remember her deleting her account before, though she tricked me for a moment by switching to "Colt Colt". Of course, this is Colt, so it wouldn't surprise me if she popped up tomorrow with a new account.

Also, I don't think it is a an act of genius or anything to get off social media, but I am amused that a dumbass like Colt figured it out faster than far smarter lolcows. She was clearly aware of her thread and doesn't like it. No idea if that is why she left, but the effect may be to kill this thread.

Yeah. I can see an account, I think it might be an old one though.

Lol. She's always been the same apparently.

Yeah, that was the one that I found and posted. She hasn't used it in four years. Probably just forgot to delete it.

ETA: Just remembered another cow that seems to have killed their thread. Locria! I think all they did was lock down their twitter, but I haven't seen that thread pop up in a long time. I miss Locria even if that thread was really fucking gross...
 

EmpireOfTheClouds

They climbed aboard their silver ghost
kiwifarms.net
FYI: I think Colt has deleted the FB account that we have watched the past few years. Unless somebody knows of some social media that Colt is still on, I think we may be heading for a "Tango Down/Inactive Thread" scenario? Too bad, as I enjoyed this thread and found it a relief from the "angertroons" I follow like Zinnia, Rhys, etc. Yeah, Colt was infuriating in her own way, but there were usually laughs to be had. However, I do compliment Colt on figuring out the easiest way to win Kiwi Wars... don't play. Get off the fucking Internet. Get a life. Go outside.

In my opinion, there are two factors that run through ALL the lolcows I follow: 1) an inability to self-reflect 2) a tendency to overshare every detail of their lives on social media. You knock one of those pillars out and you are no longer a lolcow.

Yeah, Colt is likely the same manipulative mentally ill person she always was, but taking that shit off the Internet is a good first step. And, yes, I'm always amazed when cows as dumb as Colt figure out shit that our smarter PhD-level cows never seem to understand.

However, while looking for her current FB account, I actually found an older one I hadn't noticed before (note: it may have appeared earlier in this thread, I just don't remember it and it was a year ago when I read the whole thread). She seems to have bailed on this account four years ago.

Nothing really worth archiving, but it was an interesting find.


The two things that stood out to me were 1) how much LESS Colt there was just four years ago... never a skinny girl, but Jesus she blew up. 2) The series of photos on her page is astonishing in the similarity of nearly every shot. If you are familiar with Colt content, you know what I'm talking about. The same angle over and over. Seriously, Peter Coffin's wife has more diversity in her photo angles than Colt. I'm not going to cap the whole series, just go to the facebook link and you'll see it.

Here are some "skinny" Colt pics I hadn't seen before. Drinking gallons of sweet tea will really pack on the pounds. These are two rare ones without the "Colt angle", but they conveyed the Smaller Colt aspect.

View attachment 1735850View attachment 1735851
Why does she look more masculine WITHOUT the beard???
I think you are giving Colt too much credit. She’s gone inactive before, usually after her latest move blows up in her face and there is IRL shit hitting the fan. (The DFE seems to come from avoiding IRL ppl mad or troon drama she stirred up somewhere, rather than any concerns about KF)

I’m going to guess when Colt pops back up it’s going to be in a new apartment or new city/return to Chicago air bnb hopping. This is usually the case after a period of silence. COVID-19 has to have made it harder/ the dumb moving cities a bit slower this year, but she still managed to do it.

Colt pretty much posts only positive upbeat stuff. It’s her schtick and also very useful for finding new marks, communities, freebies and playing innocent when her leeching neediness and drama pisses everyone off.

This was a practical choice because her drama from way way back shows her constant lying and drama backfired terribly for her. I don’t think she can control her drama and crazy IRL, but she has curbed broadcasting it in public SM.

I do wonder if she still tells crazy lies like she did as a teen or if it was just a phase that she grew out of.
Yeah, we went a whole month and a half without her this year. It wouldn't surprise me if she popped up soon enough.

I would actually be surprised though if she was smart enough to realize the only way to get people to shut up is to actually just ignore them. she's fucking retarded though so I'm not counting on it.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
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Yeah, we went a whole month and a half without her this year. It wouldn't surprise me if she popped up soon enough.

I would actually be surprised though if she was smart enough to realize the only way to get people to shut up is to actually just ignore them. she's fucking retarded though so I'm not counting on it.
I don’t know, she does seem to learn from her mistakes to some extent. For instance, she doesn’t leave massive character assassinations against the people she lived with any more.

I mean, the obvious moral would be “don’t be a toxic, mooching cunt who burns every bridge they cross in the first place,” but lolcows gotta lolcow.
 

Lesbian Sleepover

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Merry Fucking Christmas!
First off all she can NOOOOT SING...So a virtual choir..and she has a keyboard lord help my sides.

What I find most fascinating is how the post is written like a Nigerian Scammer
 

Gay Communist Gun Club

Marx was not a gay
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Now despite everything in that post that is just fucking bizarre, I still scratch my head over "trans non-binary".

So you wanted to switch genders and got your tits lopped off in addition to taking cross sex hormones? Marvelous, troon out to your heart's desire. But you want to be called 'they/them' with no masculine identifiers at all? Weird, you can do that without going through the whole cross sex hormones and surgery business.

So you wanted to become a guy, took hormones to look like one, and now don't identify with being one? Why do we let these people have surgeries and hormones again?
 

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