Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

Kiwi Lime Pie

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However, I do compliment Colt on figuring out the easiest way to win Kiwi Wars... don't play. Get off the fucking Internet. Get a life. Go outside.
Unfortunately, this is only half the battle. It's one thing to reduce one's time or footprint on social media. It's another to use the time away to better one's self in a meaningful way. Unfortunately, Colt hasn't been able to do the latter for any sustained period of time. How many times in this thread does it look like Colt finally has a clue about improving their life only to backslide into their bad habits a short time later? Even with Colt's surgery, they finally had the body they wanted but they didn't take care of themselves and they look worse than they did pre-surgery.

As much as it'd be nice for Colt to reduce their internet footprint and figure out how to be a respectable member of society, I don't think that's going to happen quite yet.

Colt sighting! From the “Portland Queer Housing” group on Facebook. I generally use it to cow-watch.
This isn't too surprising. TBF, it may be difficult to get through today's internet-based society without any sort of social media interaction. However, I'm not surprised Colt is on FB again -- possibly with a new account. Colt needs social media to try to find connections in their city of choice (and potential roommates to grift from stay with) and secondarily for asspats/validation.

Given how many people Colt has alienated all over the US, I'm not surprised that they've abandoned and/or deleted multiple accounts and created new ones with slightly different variations of their name in an attempt to distance themselves from all the bridges they've burned elsewhere. After all, if anyone from Colt's past could find them on social media now, I'd imagine they'd be very eager to call out Colt and their shitty behavior both as a roommate and in general.

So you wanted to become a guy, took hormones to look like one, and now don't identify with being one? Why do we let these people have surgeries and hormones again?
Some combination of "it's my body and I can do what I want," and "trans rights trumps everything else," perhaps?

More seriously: As much as the rat king insists they should be allowed to self-identify, self-medicate, and self-mutilate, people such as Colt are prime exhibits that doing those things are a bad idea for people that are neither truly nor fully committed to their gender identities.
 
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Tragi-Chan

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Unfortunately, this is only half the battle. It's one thing to reduce one's time or footprint on social media. It's another to use the time away to better one's self in a meaningful way. Unfortunately, Colt hasn't been able to do the latter for any sustained period of time. How many times in this thread does it look like Colt finally has a clue about improving their life only to backslide into their bad habits a short time later? Even with Colt's surgery, they finally had the body they wanted but they didn't take care of themselves and they look worse than they did pre-surgery.

As much as it'd be nice for Colt to reduce their internet footprint and figure out how to be a respectable member of society, I don't think that's going to happen quite yet.


This isn't too surprising. TBF, it may be difficult to get through today's internet-based society without any sort of social media interaction. However, I'm not surprised Colt is on FB again -- possibly with a new account. Colt needs social media to try to find connections in their city of choice (and potential roommates to grift from stay with) and secondarily for asspats/validation.

Given how many people Colt has alienated all over the US, I'm not surprised that they've abandoned and/or deleted multiple accounts and created new ones with slightly different variations of their name in an attempt to distance themselves from all the bridges they've burned elsewhere. After all, if anyone from Colt's past could find them on social media now, I'd imagine they'd be very eager to call out Colt and their shitty behavior both as a roommate and in general.


Some combination of "it's my body and I can do what I want," and "trans rights trumps everything else," perhaps?

More seriously: As much as the rat king insists they should be allowed to self-identify, self-medicate, and self-mutilate, people such as Colt are prime exhibits that doing those things are a bad idea for people that are neither truly nor fully committed to their gender identities.
Colt’s identity issues go far beyond gender. Ultimately, she’s someone who just can’t hack it in the adult world and her solution is to keep resetting.
 

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"I have started to recycle better"
"I have taught myself how to recycle better"
"I have educated myself on how to teach myself to recycle better"
"I have helped to educate myself on how to teach myself to recycle better" <--- she is here

!!!
that's three degrees of separation from not being a disgusting slob! Fucking woke newspeak!
 

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"I have started to recycle better"
"I have taught myself how to recycle better"
"I have educated myself on how to teach myself to recycle better"
"I have helped to educate myself on how to teach myself to recycle better" <--- she is here

!!!
that's three degrees of separation from not being a disgusting slob! Fucking woke newspeak!
Colt is 10 IQ points away from needing to be in a group home. 20-somethings don't want to babysit their roommate.

I work with someone like Colt. They're obviously special needs combined with a personality disorder, but not special enough that they can get SSI for the rest of their life. Very manipulative too, they know how to get away with things because they are aware they're exceptional. I'd pay this kid's salary (which isn't much) for the rest of his life to get him out of the fucking workplace.
 

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"I have started to recycle better"
"I have taught myself how to recycle better"
"I have educated myself on how to teach myself to recycle better"
"I have helped to educate myself on how to teach myself to recycle better" <--- she is here

!!!
that's three degrees of separation from not being a disgusting slob! Fucking woke newspeak!
This sort of needless circumlocution that has become a hallmark of woke / HR speak. You never actually do something about a problem; instead you "raise awareness", "start a dialog", or "educate [yourself / those in your community]", and then the solution magically appears out of thin air.

Every time I see something written in this foul dialect, I imagine it being read to me by a mush-mouthed, bespectacled, slightly overweight Human Resources Professional of Color while she steps on my neck with her ill-fitting sandal.
 

Angry New Ager

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Colt sighting! From the “Portland Queer Housing” group on Facebook. I generally use it to cow-watch.

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"...I have helped educate myself on how to teach myself to recycle better..."

Why did I just get the mental image of a dog chasing its tail while reading that?

That said, how does one have to teach themself to recycle better? You take your sugarwater jugs out of your room, and go put them in the bin. IIRC, you don't even have to sort recycling in either Seattle or PDX; everything goes into one bin.

Out of your room, into the bin. It's not hard, Colt. People with legit room temperature IQs know to do this.

And of course, she'll be a slob no matter where she goes, and use depression as an excuse, and make any roommate who complained about her slobbo ways out to be so cruel for picking on a depressed person. How ableist!

Anybody who reads this and offers her a place totally deserves what they get; there are more red flags here than a Chinese military parade.
 

The Final Troondown

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Colt is 10 IQ points away from needing to be in a group home. 20-somethings don't want to babysit their roommate.

I work with someone like Colt. They're obviously special needs combined with a personality disorder, but not special enough that they can get SSI for the rest of their life. Very manipulative too, they know how to get away with things because they are aware they're exceptional. I'd pay this kid's salary (which isn't much) for the rest of his life to get him out of the fucking workplace.

do you sort glass?
 

Law

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I like that she preemptively tries to counteract any old roommates coming out of the woodwork to say she trashed her last room by saying she is receiving therapy for her lack of recycling.
I do think it's funny that problems in Troonland include wearing too much perfume and not recycling correctly, rather than say skipping out on rent, being chronically unemployed, and having untreated mental illnesses. Colt trying to hijack things with her therapy-speak is funny, but it also shows just how messed up her priorities are.
 

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Of course now the roommates are "abusive" as per usual.

Idk why people think colt ever gets any better, it's always the same old shit at the end of the day.
 

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It is now obvious the first frantic post about learning how to recycle blah blah blah was sparked by this most recent near-death experience.
I am pretty sure she leaves lots of sweet-tea gallon-jugs around. Yuck
 

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Of course now the roommates are "abusive" as per usual.

Idk why people think colt ever gets any better, it's always the same old shit at the end of the day.
Yes, this is exactly what she wants to do while looking for new housing. Publicly accuse the people she's currently living with of bullshit to ensure she'll never have positive references to give to potential landlords and roommates. Casual sympathy bait is much more important.
 

Angry New Ager

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Of course now the roommates are "abusive" as per usual.

Idk why people think colt ever gets any better, it's always the same old shit at the end of the day.
This one begs the question: "If you have friends and community in PDX, then why haven't they already helped you line up a place to live, or at least a temporary place to stay?" Also, "Do you have anybody among your friends and community in Portland who can vouch for you?"

But this is where the culture of "believe all victims" will get some naïve genderspecials to fall for her shit, and let her stinky, slobbo self move in, because asking questions about her suitability as a roommate when she claims to be fleeing abuse is "violence."
 

Gay Communist Gun Club

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Of course now the roommates are "abusive" as per usual.

Idk why people think colt ever gets any better, it's always the same old shit at the end of the day.
1. If you're legitimately being physically abused, file a police report you twat.
2. So go hit up these alleged 'friends and community in the PDX area'
3. SSI isn't stable. The max payout per month is about $800 and you only get that if you're severely mentally retarded or handicapped and it usually goes to the caregivers who are with them day to day. It comes with a ton of strings attached and differs based upon how much you work: https://www.ssa.gov/ssi/text-income-ussi.htm I make way more than Colt ever will and won't pay more than $600 for a room because anything else will eat into my other expenses and I actually want to save some money. If Colt even gets a room close to $700 that's leaving less than $100 of disposibole income for utilities and just to live.
 

Von Wolf Demon

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Of course now the roommates are "abusive" as per usual.

Idk why people think colt ever gets any better, it's always the same old shit at the end of the day.
Abusive= "why are you back in our home... the Sheriff evicted you last week? Please leave our home NOW."

Yeah, I think the reason some people (myself included) have had the occasional glimpses of hope is that she has cycles that are slightly different from other ratking members we follow. Her cycles can include moments of near-clarity and a language of "self-accountability", "growth", "job search", and just all the right buzzwords that we just don't ever hear from Toren, Jake Alley, Zinnia, Luke Lockhart, etc. A lot of the cows I follow are much more "straightline" in their behavior and a "cycle" is hard to discern. It's the same shit every day. However, with Colt it's more like "same shit every two months". It can give an illusion of hope that then shatters due to her own behavior.

And, yes, the cycle always comes back around and drops her off back at Square One.

Glad to see she didn't truly DFE though! I could have sworn I searched on "Colt Issac" as I did a bunch of combos of names, so I wonder if she had it hidden for awhile or something? Oh well, glad it was found. Very limited activity that I can find so far, but she did start posting in a group called "frogspotting". She also claims to have a partner, but I can't find anything further.

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Also, that housing ad was fucking amazing. As soon as someone starts mentioning their mental issues, I'm done reading. Only other people who would continue are likely similarly ill.

As for the "how many PDX trips" question, I think this is number three? I think there was an initial visit a few years back that made her obsessed, but I'm not sure how long she was there that time. Then there was the "new relationship" with another FTM who lived far from Portland, which Colt was too stupid to figure out until she was living with them. That was over literally within a few days. I knew Seattle would be a disaster due to costs, and am not surprised she is taking another swing at PDX. But it's not that cheap there either.
 

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Of course now the roommates are "abusive" as per usual.

Idk why people think colt ever gets any better, it's always the same old shit at the end of the day.
I'm the last person to encourage abuse as someone who has been abused, but Jesus Christ, I'd be gettin' physical too if some lazy neck beard was leaving sweet tea jugs everywhere in my house, not showering and being a general fucking pig.
Abusive= "why are you back in our home... the Sheriff evicted you last week? Please leave our home NOW."

Yeah, I think the reason some people (myself included) have had the occasional glimpses of hope is that she has cycles that are slightly different from other ratking members we follow. Her cycles can include moments of near-clarity and a language of "self-accountability", "growth", "job search", and just all the right buzzwords that we just don't ever hear from Toren, Jake Alley, Zinnia, Luke Lockhart, etc. A lot of the cows I follow are much more "straightline" in their behavior and a "cycle" is hard to discern. It's the same shit every day. However, with Colt it's more like "same shit every two months". It can give an illusion of hope that then shatters due to her own behavior.

And, yes, the cycle always comes back around and drops her off back at Square One.

Glad to see she didn't truly DFE though! I could have sworn I searched on "Colt Issac" as I did a bunch of combos of names, so I wonder if she had it hidden for awhile or something? Oh well, glad it was found. Very limited activity that I can find so far, but she did start posting in a group called "frogspotting". She also claims to have a partner, but I can't find anything further.

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Also, that housing ad was fucking amazing. As soon as someone starts mentioning their mental issues, I'm done reading. Only other people who would continue are likely similarly ill.

As for the "how many PDX trips" question, I think this is number three? I think there was an initial visit a few years back that made her obsessed, but I'm not sure how long she was there that time. Then there was the "new relationship" with another FTM who lived far from Portland, which Colt was too stupid to figure out until she was living with them. That was over literally within a few days. I knew Seattle would be a disaster due to costs, and am not surprised she is taking another swing at PDX. But it's not that cheap there either.
I have to admit I've gained a bit of compassion for her love of Portland. I'll never go there probably, but I experience the same thing with Montreal. It is genuinely a heaven for me and it's a dream for me to live there, and so I can totally empathize with her Portland love. And hell, I even support her want to live there.

There's a difference though between committing to a new life in a new city and basically just using it as a blind to vanish your cluster B defects and general toxic traits. For me the MTL thing has been almost a decade in the making and with me committing to a job in the Canadian army, a relocation to that promised land looks very possible (in due time, of course). But Clit will just forever be determined to live the Nomadic loser life but with extra steps. It almost seems like she knows she needs to commit to something, but just chooses not to, and it's kinda sad really.
 

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