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Well, that was gross. She's back in Portland, didn't know she smokes weed, and she's getting enormous.
Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain
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I feel like it's just as likely that she's too lazy to update it to her latest location, much like she was too lazy to spell Isaac right.
Don't know what I was expecting as far as a "disabled" T-person trying to break into "sex work" selling $50 cooch videos on pornhub. But the mis spelled fake name coupled with a link to her real accounts elsewhere is really classic Colt somehow.
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I like how nearly every one of her turn-ons has to do with cock.
I wonder if her trooning out and formerly being a lesbian is less about her actual sexuality and more about being too ugly, hairy, fat and mentally ill to admit she's a straight girl who wants to be dicked.
I wonder if her trooning out and formerly being a lesbian is less about her actual sexuality and more about being too ugly, hairy, fat and mentally ill to admit she's a straight girl who wants to be dicked.
Isaaccumking sounds like a KF user name.
It probably will be by the end of the week.
You know, I'm actually surprised she hasn't gone full Chris Chan yet and tried to get this thread deleted (like the time he tried to get his ED article deleted, or Sophie LaBelle totally not making an account on the Bad Webcomic Wiki to vandalize his article).
There's a kink for everyone I guess. Yuck
Wow I regret going to that page so much.
Does Colt even make money off that PornHub “content”? I can’t imagine there’s much demand for videos of a fat, hairy dyke with her tits cut off masturbate.
Also, good job for Colt only watching 750 videos. I would have imagined it was more.
Does Colt even make money off that PornHub “content”? I can’t imagine there’s much demand for videos of a fat, hairy dyke with her tits cut off masturbate.
Also, good job for Colt only watching 750 videos. I would have imagined it was more.
The Instagram is not pornographic but it still made me die a little inside, she's still a human dumpster fire.
The links below are in reverse chronological order:
More confirmation she might just be retarded (also did her Star of David always have the trans pride colors?):
Colt Issac on Instagram: “You know today is going to be a good day when the phlebotomist gives you a dinosaur bandage. 🦕💕 #ohsu”
22 Likes, 3 Comments - Colt Issac (@thefrontcolts) on Instagram: “You know today is going to be a good day when the phlebotomist gives you a dinosaur bandage. 🦕💕…”
www.instagram.com
Still has very childish tastes in clothes and toys:
Colt Issac on Instagram: “1 croak=good luck 🐸💚”
3 Likes, 0 Comments - Colt Issac (@thefrontcolts) on Instagram: “1 croak=good luck 🐸💚”
www.instagram.com
Colt Issac on Instagram: “A friend got me this Bulbasaur stuffed animal. I love them soooooo much. (My friend and Bulbasaur) 💚💚💚💚💚💚”
11 Likes, 1 Comments - Colt Issac (@thefrontcolts) on Instagram: “A friend got me this Bulbasaur stuffed animal. I love them soooooo much. (My friend and Bulbasaur)…”
www.instagram.com
Apparently in an open relationship with an engaged TiF:
Colt Issac on Instagram: “I hung out with my partner, his fiancée, and his cool cat today. The cat loved my frog onesie hehe. 💚🐈⬛ #transcouple #queer #trans #poly”
17 Likes, 0 Comments - Colt Issac (@thefrontcolts) on Instagram: “I hung out with my partner, his fiancée, and his cool cat today. The cat loved my frog onesie hehe.…”
www.instagram.com
Surgery scars (apparently being strong is only possible because of her gender transition):
Colt Issac on Instagram: “My work out goals as a trans masculine person have always been to get strong enough to lift every kind of dog breed, and I’m excited to say…”
Colt Issac shared a post on Instagram: “My work out goals as a trans masculine person have always been to get strong enough to lift every…” • Follow their account to see 1,487 posts.
www.instagram.com
Was living in Seattle as recently as seven weeks ago with a different TiF:
Colt Issac on Instagram: “My partner came over tonight. He helped me cook some food for Hanukkah and we watched a movie and spent time together. My partner got me…”
@thefrontcolts: “My partner came over tonight. He helped me cook some food for Hanukkah and we watched a movie and…”
www.instagram.com
Wants to be a gender-deviant parent:
Colt Issac on Instagram: “Me as a parent one day.”
Colt Issac shared a post on Instagram: “Me as a parent one day.” • Follow their account to see 1,487 posts.
www.instagram.com
The Alex Jones/"gay frogs" jokes write themselves sometimes (this one's out of order to make the post less depressing):
Colt Issac on Instagram: “Wholesome. 🐸🐸💚💚💚💚 #frogs #love #frogandtoad”
6 Likes, 0 Comments - Colt Issac (@thefrontcolts) on Instagram: “Wholesome. 🐸🐸💚💚💚💚 #frogs #love #frogandtoad”
www.instagram.com
EDIT: Twitter isn't nearly as funny but it has a few gems.
Literally rewriting the history of English for her pronouns:
"Sometimes you have to bribe yourself to take a bath", confirmed for being gross:
Retweeting a holiday shopping guide that supports sex workers:
The whole account seems to only have content going back to mid-November before anyone asks why there's not more.
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archive linxThe Instagram is not pornographic but it still made me die a little inside, she's still a human dumpster fire.
The links below are in reverse chronological order:
More confirmation she might just be retarded (also did her Star of David always have the trans pride colors?):
Colt Issac on Instagram: “You know today is going to be a good day when the phlebotomist gives you a dinosaur bandage. 🦕💕 #ohsu”
22 Likes, 3 Comments - Colt Issac (@thefrontcolts) on Instagram: “You know today is going to be a good day when the phlebotomist gives you a dinosaur bandage. 🦕💕…”
Still has very childish tastes in clothes and toys:
Colt Issac on Instagram: “1 croak=good luck 🐸💚”
3 Likes, 0 Comments - Colt Issac (@thefrontcolts) on Instagram: “1 croak=good luck 🐸💚”Colt Issac on Instagram: “A friend got me this Bulbasaur stuffed animal. I love them soooooo much. (My friend and Bulbasaur) 💚💚💚💚💚💚”
11 Likes, 1 Comments - Colt Issac (@thefrontcolts) on Instagram: “A friend got me this Bulbasaur stuffed animal. I love them soooooo much. (My friend and Bulbasaur)…”
Apparently in an open relationship with an engaged TiF:
Colt Issac on Instagram: “I hung out with my partner, his fiancée, and his cool cat today. The cat loved my frog onesie hehe. 💚🐈⬛ #transcouple #queer #trans #poly”
17 Likes, 0 Comments - Colt Issac (@thefrontcolts) on Instagram: “I hung out with my partner, his fiancée, and his cool cat today. The cat loved my frog onesie hehe.…”
Surgery scars (apparently being strong is only possible because of her gender transition):
Colt Issac on Instagram: “My work out goals as a trans masculine person have always been to get strong enough to lift every kind of dog breed, and I’m excited to say…”
Colt Issac shared a post on Instagram: “My work out goals as a trans masculine person have always been to get strong enough to lift every…” • Follow their account to see 1,487 posts.
Was living in Seattle as recently as seven weeks ago with a different TiF:
Colt Issac on Instagram: “My partner came over tonight. He helped me cook some food for Hanukkah and we watched a movie and spent time together. My partner got me…”
@thefrontcolts: “My partner came over tonight. He helped me cook some food for Hanukkah and we watched a movie and…”
Wants to be a gender-deviant parent:
Colt Issac on Instagram: “Me as a parent one day.”
Colt Issac shared a post on Instagram: “Me as a parent one day.” • Follow their account to see 1,487 posts.
The Alex Jones/"gay frogs" jokes write themselves sometimes (this one's out of order to make the post less depressing):
Colt Issac on Instagram: “Wholesome. 🐸🐸💚💚💚💚 #frogs #love #frogandtoad”
6 Likes, 0 Comments - Colt Issac (@thefrontcolts) on Instagram: “Wholesome. 🐸🐸💚💚💚💚 #frogs #love #frogandtoad”
EDIT: Twitter isn't nearly as funny but it has a few gems.
Literally rewriting the history of English for her pronouns:
"Sometimes you have to bribe yourself to take a bath", confirmed for being gross:
Retweeting a holiday shopping guide that supports sex workers:
The whole account seems to only have content going back to mid-November before anyone asks why there's not more.
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I think the partner from 12/13 and 12/30 on Instagram is the same person except they got a haircut.
Colt has gone from she to he one year and then after that, from he to they to "ze" in less than a full year's time.
Colt's permanent pronoun should be BPD.
P.S. That fucking smirk in the profile pic.
P.P.S. How do you become a "cum king" when you don't even possess testicles? How?
There's a variety of reasons why Colt is so maladjusted, but when you only hang out with troons and enby weirdos, that certainly plays a role. I can't recall seeing Colt interact with an actual non-gender special person in any link here. All Colt knows is manipulating sympathetic people, usually also trannies.
Also 'trans non-binary' has no fucking meaning if you actually believe what those words are supposed to mean.
I'm digging for the online queer choir only because I've heard her singing voice and it's not good. I'm curious how the entire thing sounds together.
While searching I've infected my machine with GayWare. Now ads pop up all the time on other sites for "alternative " music sites. And I'm not talking about Better than Ezra alternative.
While searching I've infected my machine with GayWare. Now ads pop up all the time on other sites for "alternative " music sites. And I'm not talking about Better than Ezra alternative.
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ResonaTe is a trans choir in Chicago that's one likely suspect. She had some direct ties to "guys" involved with them back in her first rounds of LGBT Roommate Scams. It is frequented by the same lot who engage in CommunityCave's FTM Support Group (formerly ManCave, now corrected to be more PC).
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I imagine with or without her the group sounds about like Colt looks
Speaking of CommunityCave I can't remember if Colt's profile from their eye burning site has been shared here.
My name is Colt Seidman. I have been a member for several years. This group is important to me because it helps us get more involved with our community. Having support is very important and CommunityCave has gone above and beyond in facilitating that need. I've been to a number of different trans support groups in different states and this is by far the most supportive group that I have ever come across. We are non judgmental and provide a safe space so that your voice can be heard in a place that feels like home. I highly recommend ManCave to anyone that wants more support.
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CommunityCave Chicago: ManCave Speaks
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@flower hat good catch friend!
I forgot that it was a "remote online" thing she mentioned... Now to do some diggin' !!
ETA their website is down/compromised
I forgot that it was a "remote online" thing she mentioned... Now to do some diggin' !!
ETA their website is down/compromised
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