Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

NoFeline

baby is ended.
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the HER app
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garbage cake

*is not Glinner
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twattycake

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I assume the one on the left refers to polyamory, or at least the status of any current relationships.

It refers to Zodiac sign, not open relationships the first row mentions she is part of a couple and the fourth row mentions she is looking for an open relationship/to cuck her TiF girlfriend.

I spotted this cow on the HER app, recoiled in horror, and posted her on Tranny Sideshows without realizing she already had a thread, thank you @Peaches Demure for the info.

We appreciate your brave sacrifice garbage cake, this whole profile is a fantastic dumpster fire and could easily be mistaken for a deep-cover troll if not for this thread. She's "trans masculine" which is somehow different from being a "trans man", a "dominant bottom" which makes no sense even if you ignore how "bottom" is a term for gay/bi men, and apparently believes that she is non binary because of all the different clothes she wears.
 

depression-and-cats

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I spotted this cow on the HER app, recoiled in horror, and posted her on Tranny Sideshows without realizing she already had a thread, thank you @Peaches Demure for the info.

Mild PL but I am bisexual and it’s a nightmare trying to meet actual women on apps. I have a premium membership so I can see who’s swiped right on me before matching and 90% of my “female” matches are cis male cross dressers, pre-op trans women or couples. No wonder most bi women end up marrying men.
 

Rap Scallion

Always ringing, never answering
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Came across Colt in a dating app called Taimi and might have found new content. Some socials, a few new pics. Nothing especially noteworthy text wise, just posting the same status themes over and over in regards to cuddling and buying kiddie stuff like coloring books and toys.

How many rolls in that in that selfie? I can't tell which one is the arm.
 

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Gay Communist Gun Club

Marx was not a gay
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I spotted this cow on the HER app, recoiled in horror, and posted her on Tranny Sideshows without realizing she already had a thread, thank you @Peaches Demure for the info.

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Non-binary trans is a fucking oxymoron because if you always were a 'they/them' there's nothing to transition to or from.

What's the point of all these weirdo words if they don't have any meaning?
 

Constellationzero

MAPP gas huffer
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Non-binary trans is a fucking oxymoron because if you always were a 'they/them' there's nothing to transition to or from.

What's the point of all these weirdo words if they don't have any meaning?

Control. Bully pulpit. Cudgel. There is definitely a point, and that point is to keep the goal posts moving and you groveling and apologizing.

Just turn your back to anyone worried about pronouns.
 

beautiful person

vaccinated
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I spotted this cow on the HER app, recoiled in horror, and posted her on Tranny Sideshows without realizing she already had a thread, thank you @Peaches Demure for the info.

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She insists multiple times that she's not a trans man, and she's on a site specifically for women. She's still in nonbinary/they-them limbo, but seems to be trying to reverse course on her base gender. Like she definitely preferred being considered masculine/a man before, with the nb shit as a safety net. Now she's seemingly detransitioning, with the nb shit as a cop out.
 

Banana Bread

Not snarky, just selectively polite.
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Non-binary trans is a fucking oxymoron because if you always were a 'they/them' there's nothing to transition to or from.

What's the point of all these weirdo words if they don't have any meaning?
And why even bother shooting up testosterone if she doesn’t want to be a man anyway but a genderless entity? Wouldn’t a haircut and wardrobe change be good enough? (I know the usual reply amongst the troon community is “everyone’s gender experience is different” and “NBs don’t owe you androgyny” but it just seems so weird that someone who claims to be neither male or female would be taking drugs to look more masculine)
 

Wallace

Cram it in me, baby!
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And why even bother shooting up testosterone if she doesn’t want to be a man anyway but a genderless entity? Wouldn’t a haircut and wardrobe change be good enough? (I know the usual reply amongst the troon community is “everyone’s gender experience is different” and “NBs don’t owe you androgyny” but it just seems so weird that someone who claims to be neither male or female would be taking drugs to look more masculine)
Keep in mind that Colt isn't particularly bright. Like Phil, she mistakes the symbol of thing for the thing itself. She's just been sold the idea that testosterone is a magic potion that allows you to press the do-over button on life, and that if she hits that button enough times, she'll finally get her dream uwu life where everyone showers her with constant, uncritical acceptance and affirmation forever.
 

beautiful person

vaccinated
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OK, so, we have established, straight from the horse's mouth, that Colt is not a he anymore, and probably never truly was. In fact, Colt is now cruising for love on a gay women's dating app.

I'm going to consider Colt female at this point, and not feel bad about it. "They" is bullshit.
In terms of cow watching, I've always considered her a female, because she acts like one, and because her trans nb identity was an obvious manifestation of her bpd and whatever form of mental retardation she suffers from.

In terms of dating, I'd never consider her a female. I wouldn't consider her a male either, because she never was, but I still wouldn't consider her a woman as a dating option. Just a self-mutilated abomination to be avoided. I think most gay and bi women who aren't crippled by privilege guilt would feel the same way.

"They" has always been bullshit.
 

break these cuffs

THANK YOU AJ
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OK, so, we have established, straight from the horse's mouth, that Colt is not a he anymore, and probably never truly was. In fact, Colt is now cruising for love on a gay women's dating app.

I'm going to consider Colt female at this point, and not feel bad about it. "They" is bullshit.
Laura has latching onto and letting go of identities since before kf started following her. She isn't anything but mentally ill regardless of whether or not you suck down the girlcock koolaid.
 

Banana Bread

Not snarky, just selectively polite.
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OK, so, we have established, straight from the horse's mouth, that Colt is not a he anymore, and probably never truly was. In fact, Colt is now cruising for love on a gay women's dating app.

I'm going to consider Colt female at this point, and not feel bad about it. "They" is bullshit.
Though the app Her was originally meant for lesbians, the autogynephilic men took over (as they do) opening the way for all sorts of freaks who identify with the kweer kids klub. It’s turned into the “anyone but cis males” app. I feel bad for the lesbians who just wanted to find a soulmate or some poontang but have to swipe through countless AGPs, fakebois and they/thems.
 

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