Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

Smug Cat

damn looks like ALLAH is with israel lol
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OK, so, we have established, straight from the horse's mouth, that Colt is not a he anymore, and probably never truly was. In fact, Colt is now cruising for love on a gay women's dating app.

I'm going to consider Colt female at this point, and not feel bad about it. "They" is bullshit.
Why would you ever feel bad about it in the first place? She is and always has been a woman.
 

NoFeline

baby is ended.
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Those fleshy eyelids... :cryblood:
 

nets_awesome

You're as dense as usual... But, I don't blame you
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If this was already posted, let me know and I'll delete. I didn't see it before, but at least as of January Colt was claiming to be enrolled at PCC. Wonder how that worked out?
“I have helped to educate myself on how to teach myself on how to go to school” is probably all that means
 

SpeedOSanicRee

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If this was already posted, let me know and I'll delete. I didn't see it before, but at least as of January Colt was claiming to be enrolled at PCC. Wonder how that worked out?
Do community colleges offer GED classes? If so that's what I would reckon happened, though I have no idea how long she'd stick to it. If they actually let her in without that, though...did she play her trans card or her Jew card to get special treatment this time around?
 

beautiful person

vaccinated
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Do community colleges offer GED classes? If so that's what I would reckon happened, though I have no idea how long she'd stick to it. If they actually let her in without that, though...did she play her trans card or her Jew card to get special treatment this time around?
PCC does offer a GED program. She probably got help with enrollment. If she's managed to get state benefits by now, then she likely wouldn't even have to pay for the classes (under Step 4).
 

Lesbian Sleepover

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We're on the up-swing of the curve for "Self-Made" Colt.
This is where she's had some severe interaction with reality, sees for a few moments, with clarity, The Future.

Someone will not like how she writes or doesn't use punctuation or --you know--some constructive critisicm.

This will send us back on the down-curve with the typical treats and ingredients - self care, better for me, more accepting, good resources, life long dream, free Chicago apartment
 

Lesbian Sleepover

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Fingers crossed Colt hangs onto the free fartbox and doesn't go full Werner with it.

I actually want to see Colt get stable and I hope I'm not just freebasing rainbows here.
I have always said she is one of the ones I think might just make it out of the public eye.. but at the same time I would totally watch a live feed of her just doing whatever the fuck it is she does all day
 

nets_awesome

You're as dense as usual... But, I don't blame you
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Looks like Colt deleted all her social media accounts. Her Instagram and Facebook accounts are gone, the only links that work are older accounts from 2016.

edit: i take that back. Her pornhub account has been very active recently. It is NSFL. I can’t bring myself to screen cap or watch any of it.
 
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