Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

600lbsAnorexic

Body checking your fupa obsessively
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break these cuffs

THANK YOU AJ
True & Honest Fan
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I've seen larger clits on women who never touched testosterone. That's not a very impressive end result for turning yourself into a weeble.
Does the extra estrogen produced by all of her fat counteract the test she's on? We live in a world where pro athletes are prevented from juicing and women like Laura take their privilege for granted. Baseball could begin to approach watchable levels if we could just get the stars back on hgh and tren.
 

Underestimated Nutria

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There's no coming back from having destroyed your body this badly, Colt. Look at how disgusting you are. You are the bearded lady at the circus sideshow now, though this hypothetical personage would undoubtedly have more dignity than you. Perhaps you get off on self-humiliation, that's legitimately my only explanation for how you could post that disgusting stuff of your horrific body.

P.S. love that you had your mammaries "removed". Nice touch, loved that.
 

ClownBrew

Drink the brew!
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Whoa. I take a month's break from this site and Colt goes nuts. Apparently Colt's a he again as well. What is this, the fifth sex-change by now?
 

Positron

Ran, Bob Ran!
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Did she delete her porn hub? I can't find her profile using variations of "isaaccumking" (single/double s; single/double a; single double c) and nothing turns up.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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If only she could grow a real beard she could cosplay an even fatter, grosser Ron Jeremy.

Her body is truly disgusting in every way. I’m sure being gross af is a turn on to some sick fucks out there, but not nearly enough to justify posting videos like that. Digesting people porn is free and widely available. She just decided to humiliate herself for $3.

I wonder if the sudden dive into porn was some genius plan to try and make money. I’d love to know what her current housing situation is like. Sounds like the roommate situation quickly turned into her own sped-charity housing. She’s going to end up being a pet tranny sped in half the cities in America before it’s all said and done.
 

SpeedOSanicRee

Gotta Scroll Fast
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Did she delete her porn hub? I can't find her profile using variations of "isaaccumking" (single/double s; single/double a; single double c) and nothing turns up.
I tried the link and it didn't work. Does this confirm she still checks here, since I just said something about this a couple weeks ago?

We still have the evidence, Laura. You can't run from this.
 

flower hat

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I tried the link and it didn't work. Does this confirm she still checks here, since I just said something about this a couple weeks ago?

We still have the evidence, Laura. You can't run from this.
Has Clit's porn profile been shared here yet? I'll take the horrifying ratings for 500 Alex.

Spoilering for some not safe for life language in the description. The live PH page links to her usual, non-porn Twitter and Instagram, in case any of us were beginning to think we have an opsec genius on our hands.

(removed rest bc eye burning spoiler)

It can't be that often that she checks, if she does. I first posted about the awful page in January so some time has definitely passed without her noticing.

Since it's not like her to be self aware or delete anything, I wonder if the asking $50 for porn vids grift just didn't work out as she had planned.
 

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