Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

Positron

Ran, Bob Ran!
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She says she's looking for a place:
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Derp Potato

Just a Spud doing spud things
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If I bump into them in the wild yeah I'll talk. But when it comes to work stuff on a moral and ethical basis I refuse to say much. The only reason I divulged the body odor is because she admitted to going to Masonic herself and also admitted to not showering so really nothing private or new was disclosed.
I love you guys but I also have a life outside and dragon dildos won't pay for themselves.

That's what going on MFC is for, dammit.

We need drama! Get daytime soap up in this bitch.
 

Hank Scorpio

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I will never understand why these people want to go to emergency clinics for suicidal thoughts and such and treat it like a vacation. I've done it twice in my life (which was only in the lowest of times) and I know I sure as hell didn't want to go to that hospital/clinic thing unless absolutely forced to. That shit is terrifying.

But then again I guess if they aren't actually in crisis it would be a vacation instead of a legitimately terrifying thing, huh?
 

Trash Eater

Keeper of the Ali Baba sword
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So she's triggered when somebody mentions prayer or religion because those darn, dirty Catholics held her down and recorded her screams, but she stands with the refugees of heavily religious Muslim countries that would de-roof her as soon as look at her?

Also I doubt moving to commiefornia is going to help her in any material way. Aren't they in the process of reckoning with their massive homeless infestation and sky high housing costs? Where does she think she's going to go?
 

Heckler1

This is a good cat picture
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So she's triggered when somebody mentions prayer or religion because those darn, dirty Catholics held her down and recorded her screams, but she stands with the refugees of heavily religious Muslim countries that would de-roof her as soon as look at her?

Also I doubt moving to commiefornia is going to help her in any material way. Aren't they in the process of reckoning with their massive homeless infestation and sky high housing costs? Where does she think she's going to go?
Thinking is clearly not her strong suit. Along with basic hygiene, likability and general responsible behavior.
 

Ted_Breakfast

What'll it be, boys?
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She says she's looking for a place:
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No man sits around running his hands through his beard in a state of ectsasy.

She is an obvious fetishist in the classic lolcow sense.

Also, I love how she careens from [I love myself unconditionally] to [give me your couch or I will literally totally kill myself]. Suicide is only truly tragic if it's done from a place of despair. If you threaten to kill yourself as a display of theatre, enmity or manipulation, that's just you being an asshole, like Emperor Nero.
 
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MasterDisaster

Beating my meat like everyone's watching.
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As a former Job Corps student I can tell you right up if she tries to pull any of her crazy shit they'll terminate her the same day. There's a zero tolerance policy. They won't give her special accomadations, either. She'll be sharing a room with three other people.
 

Abortions4All

Get 'em while they're legal
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She says she's looking for a place:
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Wow. The hearts and everything, I think so many of these BPD-ers who decide they have dysphoria are actually dealing with the fact that they're splitting on how much they like themselves. Sometimes they love who they are, sometimes they hate who they are. What they don't realize is that when they transition, that's the thing that isn't going to change. So sometimes it's going to be "omg I love my beard I'm so great everything is good and even though life won't be perfect I'm going to be doing so well," and the other times, it's "I hate myself and want to die and I'm worthless and I've fucked up my body and life."

You can't run away from who you are, even by making large cosmetic changes.
 

Wallace

Cram it in me, baby!
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I will never understand why these people want to go to emergency clinics for suicidal thoughts and such and treat it like a vacation. I've done it twice in my life (which was only in the lowest of times) and I know I sure as hell didn't want to go to that hospital/clinic thing unless absolutely forced to. That shit is terrifying.

But then again I guess if they aren't actually in crisis it would be a vacation instead of a legitimately terrifying thing, huh?

Could be malingering, perhaps? Just wants the attention?
 

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