Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

[Gone_Fission]

Hopefully by West Coast she means some remote Alaskan mountain town without internet. They even have guaranteed gibs from state oil revenue, and Colt's massive blubber will shield her from the cold.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Her selfies, like her posts, are almost always exactly the same. Same pose, same angle, same dumb expression. Utterly pointless.

By the way, did I tell you I'm ageing out of services? And I feel sad. But, I'm ageing out of services, you guys.

Ps: don't forget, I'm ageing out of services.

Get a fucking job, Laura.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Her selfies, like her posts, are almost always exactly the same. Same pose, same angle, same dumb expression. Utterly pointless.

By the way, did I tell you I'm ageing out of services? And I feel sad. But, I'm ageing out of services, you guys.

Ps: don't forget, I'm ageing out of services.

Get a fucking job, Laura.

I feel safe here guys in my new apartment
Guys I felt TOTALLY unsafe today talking to a trans friendly counselor who possibly misgendering me right now
PSA GAIZ DONT OUT ME TO NEW PEOPLE ITS NAWT UR STORY 2 TELL LULZ
I felt safe in California
I can't get any more free shit in Chicago

 

[repentance]

The comments from Laura's friends provides interesting information about how they view the role of a therapist. They don't regard a therapist as someone to teach them coping strategies and hold them accountable for improving their lives. They view a therapist as a paid (by someone who isn't them) enabler whose job is to give them unlimited asspats.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

The comments from Laura's friends provides interesting information about how they view the role of a therapist. They don't regard a therapist as someone to teach them coping strategies and hold them accountable for improving their lives. They view a therapist as a paid (by someone who isn't them) enabler whose job is to give them unlimited asspats.

It wouldn't surprise me if they view the entire charity and all its functions that way, as a second mommy (mommy, not mother) instead of an organization that helps people build the foundation for a productive, healthy life.

 

[Positron]

Go to San Fran, Laura. I'm sure there is a cavalcade of therapists waiting there for you.
Oh you said you don't have money? Tough luck...

 

[repentance]

I wouldn't put it past Laura to go to SF and lie about her age so she can continue to access youth services.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I wouldn't put it past Laura to go to SF and lie about her age so she can continue to access youth services.

She’d have to put in some real work to establish a fake ID to do that. She certainly doesn’t look like a “youth” anymore either, she looks like an adult neckbeard who should get a job.

Kind of curious if she ever reads this thread. She’s friends with Fire so you know he pointed it out to her. It’s just surprising she hasn’t mentioned it given her devotion to victimhood and drama, but then again she can only tolerate constant flattery and validation.

 

[Angry New Ager]

She’d have to put in some real work to establish a fake ID to do that. She certainly doesn’t look like a “youth” anymore either, she looks like an adult neckbeard who should get a job.

Kind of curious if she ever reads this thread. She’s friends with Fire so you know he pointed it out to her. It’s just surprising she hasn’t mentioned it given her devotion to victimhood and drama, but then again she can only tolerate constant flattery and validation.

She may be just smart enough to realize that making people aware of this thread is unlikely to work out in her favor. We've thoroughly chronicled her constant suicide-baiting, her e-begging, the ridiculous shit she spends her (unearned) money on, and what a complete waste of time, sympathy, oxygen, and other resources she is. If anyone who might have been sympathetic to Colton came here, read this thread, and saw how her latest crisis du jour is not really a crisis at all--that it's part of a long-standing pattern of manipulative, attention-seeking, Borderliner behavior--that would cut off a supply of pitybux and asspats.

I think, at some level, Colton knows she's an exploitative parasite, and that other people would go out of their way to avoid her if they had enough warning. And since this whole thread is a warning to avoid the fuck out of Colton Seidman, the chance to wallow in victimhood is outweighed by the threat it poses to her ability to keep scamming and manipulating people. Richard's too fucking dumb to figure that one out, but perhaps Colt is just crafty enough to know that nothing good can come from pointing people in this direction.

 

[Next Task]

Richard's too fucking dumb to figure that one out, but perhaps Colt is just crafty enough to know that nothing good can come from pointing people in this direction.

I think Richard also has a humiliation fetish, or at least enjoys being degraded. Colt I think enjoys wallowing in being helpless and unable to fend for herself, but doesn't seem to get off on it the same way.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think Richard also has a humiliation fetish, or at least enjoys being degraded. Colt I think enjoys wallowing in being helpless and unable to fend for herself, but doesn't seem to get off on it the same way.

Wait until there are no more people to leech off. Then, when she has nothing more to lose and no one else to blame, she’ll point at us.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Too bad Colt is bone idle and fat as fuck because he'd be a good candidate to join a rail-riding group. Hipster neo-hobos who are mostly voluntarily homeless have revived the art of jumping into cargo cars and moving around constantly. Colt could audition new towns, return back to favorite cities and see if they feel good a second or third time, and he wouldn't be occupying space he doesn't appreciate while ensuring someone who might benefit stays in the waiting list.

But I can't see Colt running for any reason. Nor can I see him have the athleticism to attempt jumping onto a moving train. Or the capacity to manage his own itinerary and life without a support team of dozens to make sure he never has a sad.

Still, hobo life might work for him if he ever decides to nut up and stop being such a gross whining trans manbaby.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

She said she was exploring multiple options on the west coast, so she could also be considering Portland (plz don't) or Seattle.

She means wherever she can get welfare and wi-fi.

 

[MW 002]

“Oh, and did I mention that I’m mentally ill today?!” Is what Colt’s timeline reads like.

But I do love how sharing these posts allows us to paint a better picture of just how toxic Colt probably is in real life.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

“Oh, and did I mention that I’m mentally ill today?!” Is what Colt’s timeline reads like.
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But I do love how sharing these posts allows us to paint a better picture of just how toxic Colt probably is in real life.

A lot of suicidal people honestly do suffer from the delusion that they are a burden and the world would be better off without them. In Colt’s case, it’s not a delusion. I guess someone called her on her shit.

 

[Positron]

Somehow, having been in a Catholic hospital was the reason Laura was homeless:

"Why didn't my therapist take me seriously?!?!?!"
"Opps, I'm only joking. Don't send me in! I don't really want to kill myself!!!"
That's why every therapists hates Cluster Bs.

Trannies are celebrating at the news that Scarlett Johannson was forced to turn down the role playing a butch lesbian (which people mistaken as a "trans man")

Not bowing down to the autistic tantrums of the insane is "ignorance".

Laura rages against binders. Read on: Laura is not the star in this series of posts.

Yup. A "trans man" gets pregnant. Unfortunately there isn't much dirt on the Facebook of "Jaxx Phoenix".

 

[Berserker Armor]

okay you know i stay silent on the whole binder thing with his "grandma tiddies everywhere but still a male : ) don't call me a girl i'm suicidal cuz of my chest whatever but no real "trans" person chooses to NOT wear a binder, only bpd trannies like colt and co.
there are literally binders you can buy to contain your "DD chest." there colt that specialize in "binders for larger chest transgender dfabs" --> https://www.gc2b.co/

expect. colt has been told this i'm sure.
and choose to continue wearing no bra with his "DD" chest in public.
cuz attention and special snowflake points

Spoiler: on topic but

i am normally silent on these things expect
i am a DD and wear a binder from gc2b and can tell you that colt can fit the grandmas on his chest in one of those motherfuckers perfectly fine any other time of the year including summer.

 

[Positron]

I'm still at a loss why a binder should exacerbate back pain due to big boobs. It doesn't make sense in physics. Having the centers of gravity of the two breasts closer to the body axis would have relieved the bending force exerted on the spine.

Sweating would be a problem, I give her that.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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okay you know i stay silent on the whole binder thing with his "grandma tiddies everywhere but still a male : ) don't call me a girl i'm suicidal cuz of my chest whatever but no real "trans" person chooses to NOT wear a binder, only bpd trannies like colt and co.
there are literally binders you can buy to contain your "DD chest." there colt that specialize in "binders for larger chest transgender dfabs" --> https://www.gc2b.co/

expect. colt has been told this i'm sure.
and choose to continue wearing no bra with his "DD" chest in public.
cuz attention and special snowflake points

Spoiler: on topic but

i am normally silent on these things expect
i am a DD and wear a binder from gc2b and can tell you that colt can fit the grandmas on his chest in one of those motherfuckers perfectly fine any other time of the year including summer.

I thought she was doing the non-binary thing anyway. Surely tits aren’t a problem under those circumstances?

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I can understand why a trans man would wear a bra, since you're not supposed to wear a binder more than a certain number of hours per day. But I would expect them to wear a highly minimizing sports bra, and not let it all hang out like Colt.

I also don't believe she's a DD. Those tits are enormous.