Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

[Ruin]

I can understand why a trans man would wear a bra, since you're not supposed to wear a binder more than a certain number of hours per day. But I would expect them to wear a highly minimizing sports bra, and not let it all hang out like Colt.

I also don't believe she's a DD. Those tits are enormous.

She's lying about not wearing a binder for "comfort" or because "it's hot" the real reason she doesn't wear one is because she wants people to stare at her or give her weird looks so she can cry about oppression and bigotry. It's all about getting those sweet sweet oppression points and satisfying her BPD impulses.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I'm still at a loss why a binder should exacerbate back pain due to big boobs. It doesn't make sense in physics. Having the centers of gravity of the two breasts closer to the body axis would have relieved the bending force exerted on the spine.

Sweating would be a problem, I give her that.

If she's wearing a binder that's too small, in an attempt to smash those big boobs of hers completely flat, she could very well have pain in her upper back. A woman who wears a bra with a too-small band will experience the same thing.

But since she's not wearing a binder, the only reason she has back pain because she's fucking fat.

She just happens to hate her boobs, so she blames them, but it's that massive gut of hers that is putting pressure on her lower back and causing her pain. That, and the fact that she hasn't grabbed on to one of the biggest advantages of being on T by building up muscle--she's a sedentary blob, it shows, and she's feeling the effects of it.

She's lying about not wearing a binder for "comfort" or because "it's hot" the real reason she doesn't wear one is because she wants people to stare at her or give her weird looks so she can cry about oppression and bigotry. It's all about getting those sweet sweet oppression points and satisfying her BPD impulses.

Why not both?

Her tits are big enough that wearing a binder that gives her anything close to her desired results really is going to be uncomfortable; if she moves up to a larger size in the name of comfort, she's still going to have obvious boobloaf going on. Her boobs might shrink a lot if she lost weight, making binders more effective--or maybe they wouldn't. It depends upon how much of them is fat, and how much is actual breast tissue.

And let's face it; she's rendered herself fat, gross, and unfuckable to just about anybody who isn't one of her fellow delusional degenerates. To just about anybody on the street who hasn't been indoctrinated into trans insanity, she's just a short, obese dude who is ugly to the point of deformity, with giant, flopping man-tits. They'll see her facial hair and self-presentation and assume "ugly guy." Some might think, "Holy shit, that's the ugliest butch lesbian I've ever seen." And they'll gawk at her tits because they're gross and freakish--sexualizing them is the last thing on anybody's mind. But they will provoke negative reactions (even subtle, unspoken ones) that allow her to claim victimization, and that shit's like catnip to her.

 

[sperginity]

I'm still at a loss why a binder should exacerbate back pain due to big boobs. It doesn't make sense in physics. Having the centers of gravity of the two breasts closer to the body axis would have relieved the bending force exerted on the spine.

Sweating would be a problem, I give her that.

It compresses the spine and the ribs that attach to the spine. I have heard of back pain from binding.

 

[Positron]

Complaining about nothing at all:

You are also insane.
(When is the International Nutjobs Day BTW?)

 

[registereduser]

Complaining about nothing at all:
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You are also insane.
(When is the International Nutjobs Day BTW?)

Logically, non-binary and man/masculine are exclusive of each other. Man is one side of the man-woman binary classification. Masculine is one side of the masculine-feminine binary classification. "Bi" means two. You can't claim to be non-binary, or outside of the two-sided classification system, while classifying yourself as one of the two classifications. 'Masculine non-binary' and 'non-binary man' are oxymorons.

Morons.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

For the uninitiated:
'Women and femmes' means 'women and people who wear a full face of makeup and a dress every day but demand to be called elliott'.
'Women and non-binaries' means 'women and people who wear a full face of makeup, khakis, tight button downs, and suspenders every day but demand to be called oliver'.

Colt probably wouldn't be allowed in because it's really not intended to include those who basically present as fairly masculine trans men.

 

[Berserker Armor]

I thought she was doing the non-binary thing anyway. Surely tits aren’t a problem under those circumstances?

let's also remember this is "colt" we are talking about "they" will be back to being "a man" within the next like two weeks and then back to this

 

[GnomeofDoc]

suspenders

The gays killed suspenders. I got a job todo and I need these pants up and no I am not that gay.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Logically, non-binary and man/masculine are exclusive of each other. Man is one side of the man-woman binary classification. Masculine is one side of the masculine-feminine binary classification. "Bi" means two. You can't claim to be non-binary, or outside of the two-sided classification system, while classifying yourself as one of the two classifications. 'Masculine non-binary' and 'non-binary man' are oxymorons.

Morons.

Yes, but this way she can guilt people in both directions. It is literally impossible to get it right when talking about her.

 

[Positron]

California dreaming...

... on such a winter's day...

WTF? I mean WTF?!

 

[polonium]

I thought she was doing the non-binary thing anyway. Surely tits aren’t a problem under those circumstances?

Yeah but she's only "non-binary" (non-bindery?) because she started to pass as a fat, schlubby, unkempt neckbeard dude and suddenly wasn't oppressed enough any more. Now she gets to bitch about it if people call her a boy or a girl.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

California dreaming...
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... on such a winter's day...
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WTF? I mean WTF?!

fftopic: but I've had similar experiences with Uber/Lyft drivers.

 

[MW 002]

Complaining about nothing at all:
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You are also insane.
(When is the International Nutjobs Day BTW?)

It’s almost as if Colt realized that male privilege isn’t exactly what it’s cracked up to be, so he started attaching himself to the non binary label for oppression points. Now unfortunately for him, unless he starts taking estrogen again, he’s always going to look like a typical neckbeard; maybe he should have thought about this possibility before taking testosterone.

This goes hand in hand with cluster b personalities often having an obsession with their identities, in the sense of how others perceive them.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Why doesn't he shave? It would improve his appearance vastly. There's plenty of cis men whose facial hair grows in weirdly so they don't let it grow. It's not like this is 1850 and every man has a beard or something.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Why doesn't he shave? It would improve his appearance vastly. There's plenty of cis men whose facial hair grows in weirdly so they don't let it grow. It's not like this is 1850 and every man has a beard or something.

Then he'd look like a butch lesbo without a beard instead of a butch lesbo with a beard.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I found some Facebook photos where he has very little of a beard, and honestly...it doesn't help. Still an ugly guy. Not one of the 'cute' androgynous enby types. T is not kind to the overweight female face.

 

[Positron]

Laura does the Cluster B trick again: biting the hands that fed you.

As per the course, the accusation doesn't go beyond the vague "being toxic" and "being extremely transphobic". And conveniently, "talking isn't going to help the situation". The only concrete thing she mentioned is that some staff told her not to use "gender neutral pronouns" and I suspect that's it.

Laura shares a very old anti-cops tweet (it is so old that I think even Phil shared it long ago, and we know Phil is always behind the times)

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Lol she is 25 and beating the dead horse of "youth" services. For shame !

COH probably don't take no shit.

 

[registereduser]

Laura does the Cluster B trick again: biting the hands that fed you.

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As per the course, the accusation doesn't go beyond the vague "being toxic" and "being extremely transphobic". And conveniently, "talking isn't going to help the situation". The only concrete thing she mentioned is that some staff told her not to use "gender neutral pronouns" and I suspect that's it.

Laura shares a very old anti-cops tweet (it is so old that I think even Phil shared it long ago, and we know Phil is always behind the times)
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"That sounds really sucky. Let me know if you wanna talk~"
"Talking isn't going to help!"

Goddamn, she is such a cunt. Cannot interact with people at all without being an aggressive asshole.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Well, if Center on Halstead is so awful, Colt should be glad she won’t have to deal with them any more.