Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

  • Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    Votes: 45 46.9%
  • Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    Votes: 16 16.7%
  • The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    Votes: 14 14.6%
  • The siren call of California proves too strong

    Votes: 19 19.8%
  • Others, please specify.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

AnOminous

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Lol she is 25 and beating the dead horse of "youth" services. For shame !

COH probably don't take no shit.

Standard stupid troon trick. Phil did that shit, too. They should be more careful about that, because that's an age very likely to contain predators on young teens, who they should be protecting instead of aging-out mooches.
 

Helvetica Scenario

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"My abusive ex-roommate used to work for Center on Halstead and she was totally a TERF!"
Okay, it's a bit of a stretch to say that makes CoH institutionally transphobic, but I can see how that could be a problem given the userbase. Were there complaints about her? Was she able to stay professional around the service users or did she--
"She did their accounts and that was totally problematic!"
So she was an accounts clerk. She wasn't actually involved with the service users then. Or, by the sounds of it, with setting budgets or giving out program grants or anything but wrangling spreadsheets. Well, as long as she did her job and kept her personal opinions personal I'm not seeing how this reflects badly on CoH. What exactly were her opinions, anyway? Did she ever--
"She said drag acts were 'blackface for women'! Her transfemme colleagues felt so threatened!"
Hey, hang on a minute. You guys talk shit about drag queens all the time--
"That's different, we're punching up. Everyone knows drag's not about uptight cishet bitches, Lauren. Drag queens are really totally problematic because something something transphobia and if you disagree with me you must be a TERF too. Also, you used the word 'guys', and that's invalidating to transwomen and enbies. Do you want to make me commit suicide?"
Ah, I think I can see the problem. You're a load of useless bloody loonies.
"How dare you, you ableist cishet fuck! Just wait until I tell my therapist about this!"
 
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XxxmarijnxxX

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Well, unfortunately, a phone is all I use so that copy paste thing doesn't work (i tried) for me the only way is through a third site for upload then to link. Which is far too time-consuming for a multi-job life and I wouldn't likely be posting caps if I had to go that route.
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Edit attempt 2 (first try I accently backed out): MOD I believe I understand now (after I originally was gonna put I did not.) But I wish there was a better guide on all the message options. Like I'm a forum user but it was only basic modifications like bold, italics, but it was for roleplaying. Again even typing out that basic bbcode was exhaustive for my fingers. Would flow better if I had a computer. Like I don't even know how to use the spoiler function...like I see comments about what
to do but never how to do them.

And its not like I haven't read the basic wiki wiki page to lazily show
 
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Laura does the Cluster B trick again: biting the hands that fed you.

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As per the course, the accusation doesn't go beyond the vague "being toxic" and "being extremely transphobic". And conveniently, "talking isn't going to help the situation". The only concrete thing she mentioned is that some staff told her not to use "gender neutral pronouns" and I suspect that's it.

Laura shares a very old anti-cops tweet (it is so old that I think even Phil shared it long ago, and we know Phil is always behind the times)
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If COH was even half as bad as Colt is making them out to be, it should be a huge relief that he won’t have to deal with them anymore.

I notice he accuses them of not being trans friendly, but he never has any examples to back this claim up. Don’t they help troons gain access to hormonal therapy and shit? Although I guess any place unwilling to put up with Colt’s suicidal temper tantrums isn’t trans friendly in his book.
Well, unfortunately, a phone is all I use so that copy paste thing doesn't work (i tried) for me the only way is through a third site for upload then to link. Which is far too time-consuming for a multi-job life and I wouldn't likely be posting caps if I had to go that route.
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Edit attempt 2 (first try I accently backed out): MOD I believe I understand now (after I originally was gonna put I did not.) But I wish there was a better guide on all the message options. Like I'm a forum user but it was only basic modifications like bold, italics, but it was for roleplaying. Again even typing out that basic bbcode was exhaustive for my fingers. Would flow better if I had a computer. Like I don't even know how to use the spoiler function...like I see comments about what
to do but never how to do them.

And its not like I haven't read the basic wiki wiki page to lazily show

This is the tenth time in two month that Colt has pulled the suicide card; and is exactly why a lot of medical practitioners in general don’t want to deal with cluster b types. Can’t say I blame the mother for not wanting to visit.
 

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If COH was even half as bad as Colt is making them out to be, it should be a huge relief that he won’t have to deal with them anymore.

I notice he accuses them of not being trans friendly, but he never has any examples to back this claim up. Don’t they help troons gain access to hormonal therapy and shit? Although I guess any place unwilling to put up with Colt’s suicidal temper tantrums isn’t trans friendly in his book.


This is the tenth time in two month that Colt has pulled the suicide card; and is exactly why a lot of medical practitioners in general don’t want to deal with cluster b types. Can’t say I blame the mother for not wanting to visit.
Christ, I knew she did it a lot, but that’s ridiculous. I mean, even Fire doesn’t bait that often.

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1. You may think you're entitled to the love of your parents, but no one is "deserved" to be loved by anyone else.
2. You ARE manipulative. People see it a mile away.
The whole “it’s not me, it’s my BPD” thing pisses me off no end. It’s not a disability, it’s a fancy name for being a prick. Maybe it comes about because of stuff that happened in your life, but that doesn’t mean it’s not your responsibility to deal with it. That’s like saying, “I’m lazy, but it’s not my fault - I was a spoilt child!”
 

Next Task

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Sure Colt, people with BPD deserve just as much support as anyone else professionally and emotionally. I can get behind that.

Thing is, though, the BPD means you demand much more support than anyone else. You're not asking to be treated like everyone else, you're asking for so much more. Most people aren't as demanding of attention, engagement and support as people with BPD are; your neediness is nigh-infinite.

There may be suggested reading Colt wants people to do to 'understand' her better. I'd suggest anyone just read her Facebook posts for the last couple of months and you'd get a very good idea how a person with BPD - and no desire to get better - behaves.
 

Crunchy Leaf

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1. You may think you're entitled to the love of your parents, but no one is "deserved" to be loved by anyone else.
2. You ARE manipulative. People see it a mile away.
Speaking of her parents...she unfriended them on Facebook. Her mom changed her cover photo from Colton in the marching band uniform to her and her friend.

Depressed people often have chronic suicidal thoughts, too, but they're usually more ashamed about it.
 
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Speaking of her parents...she unfriended them on Facebook. Her mom changed her cover photo from Colton in the marching band uniform to her and her friend.

Depressed people often have chronic suicidal thoughts, too, but they're usually more ashamed about it.
Damn, I feel really bad for his mom- ya know? The deeper this rabbit hole goes, the more I can’t help but empathize with Colt’s relatives who have to put up with his nonsense.

I’m starting to wonder if his possible alcoholism is partially to blame for the strained relationships; I can’t say 100% he’s an alcoholic since I get the feeling he was trying to mooch off the rehab Center.
 

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