Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

[MW 002]

So you’re telling me she can’t use her dog sitting money to pay her phone bill?!

 

[nets_awesome]

She must be pretty far behind on the phone bill if it’s actually in danger of getting shut off. It usually takes one or two months of being behind for them to shut it off.

 

[Mellorine]

Yeah, either she's on a prepaid phone, in which case keeping it turned on takes as little as trip to a convenience story and a $15 refill card, or she's been skipping the bill for multiple months.

 

[XxxmarijnxxX]

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Waaaaaaaas! Why doesn’t the world design itself around accommodating .000000001% of the snowflake non-binary jobless mentally ill population.

There is no dating app for Colt and people like her because no one wants to date ugly toxic train wrecks

Wait till Colt finds out that almost any desirable person worth dating expects a date to be employed or productive in life. Colt your dating pool is limited to people like Terra, stay in your lane. Productive, cool, successful, sane or attractive people won’t touch your ass with a 100 foot pole.

Colt is also a great advertisement for why you need to google anyone your hire from the “gig” economy.

 

[Abortions4All]

>waaah, im so poor i can't pay my bills!
>here's sum pro tips on how to use uber!

People like this literally have no idea that there's an entire working class in America that always has to take buses and trains, never Uber or Lyft. There are a lot of people in Chicago who've never so much as set foot in a Whole Foods location, who are spending time eating rice that's burned on the bottom from being made in a shitty pan and peanut butter sandwiches made with store brand peanut butter and bread.

Laura and her ilk were exposed so rarely to a lifestyle below middle class that they simply think a Sweetgreen salad and some Pinkberry to follow it up is just, like, the necessities of life. Same with Uber rides and band uniform expenses and everything else.

It's like somewhere in the Millennial generation, parents stopped telling their kids that when you've just left the nest, shit's going to be as bad as it gets in your life. It just is. You're at the low end of your earning scale and even if you'll be rich someday you will probably spend time scraping by at first. You shouldn't expect to have the purchasing power you did as a teenager with no bills or obligations. You should expect tight budgets, ramshackle housing, and spending a lot of time feeling covetous of things you won't be able to have for years or even decades. That's what life is for the vast majority of people.

But Laura expects his disability to give her the standard of living she had in high school, when her mom was shelling out money for her activities and little extras whenever it was possible.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

People like this literally have no idea that there's an entire working class in America that always has to take buses and trains, never Uber or Lyft. There are a lot of people in Chicago who've never so much as set foot in a Whole Foods location, who are spending time eating rice that's burned on the bottom from being made in a shitty pan and peanut butter sandwiches made with store brand peanut butter and bread.

Laura and her ilk were exposed so rarely to a lifestyle below middle class that they simply think a Sweetgreen salad and some Pinkberry to follow it up is just, like, the necessities of life. Same with Uber rides and band uniform expenses and everything else.

It's like somewhere in the Millennial generation, parents stopped telling their kids that when you've just left the nest, shit's going to be as bad as it gets in your life. It just is. You're at the low end of your earning scale and even if you'll be rich someday you will probably spend time scraping by at first. You shouldn't expect to have the purchasing power you did as a teenager with no bills or obligations. You should expect tight budgets, ramshackle housing, and spending a lot of time feeling covetous of things you won't be able to have for years or even decades. That's what life is for the vast majority of people.

But Laura expects his disability to give her the standard of living she had in high school, when her mom was shelling out money for her activities and little extras whenever it was possible.

Colt’s an extreme example of this but the reason so many people under 35 are buried under debt is they never learned to differentiate between needs and wants.

One is that credit cards like library cards for a good decade which led to all the other problems because many younger people tend to be complete morons who will buy any overpriced piece of crap with good marketing.

Colt spending his tard bux for polyester trans flags from Chinese sweat shops at Target or thinking the smartly packaged goods at Whole Foods are better than the same stuff in plain wrapping at Giant Eagle is a good example of this.

It didn’t help matters that Colt was just handed free money and housing to feed his massive entitlement complex. Colt will eventually learn what all people who must live on SSI - it sucks and you are poor. If you budget properly the govt is giving you just enough money to get buy but you can’t afford to indulge in luxuries or pop culture baubles - those are for people who work and save.

The irony for Colt is as much as he reeeeeeees against capitalism he is the perfect example of a consumer being led around by the nose. His main drive in life is to consume. He might actually kill himself if he lived under the true austerity of communism and was forced to work for his 10 lbs of potatoes and flour per week.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Also, he says that without his phone, he has no way of reaching his mom. They don't have payphones in Chicago? Or emailing her from a library computer? Or using his phone at a library on WiFi to email or even iMessage if they both have iphones since phones still work as little computers even when you aren't paying for them.

 

[Ruin]

I hope cool apartment dog guy has renters insurance because at this rate she'll burn down his place in a BPD fueled rage.

 

[repentance]

I hope cool apartment dog guy has renters insurance because at this rate she'll burn down his place in a BPD fueled rage.

I hope cool apartment guy finds out that she's been showcasing his apartment online and complains to Rover about her.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Also, he says that without his phone, he has no way of reaching his mom. They don't have payphones in Chicago? Or emailing her from a library computer? Or using his phone at a library on WiFi to email or even iMessage if they both have iphones since phones still work as little computers even when you aren't paying for them.

I’m going to bet mom praying Colt’s phone gets turned off because it’s the last remaining way Colt can remind her what an utter POS he is 24/7

 

[Next Task]

I hope cool apartment guy finds out that she's been showcasing his apartment online and complains to Rover about her.

I imagine that wouldn't be hard to make happen. I doubt part of her dog-sitting remit is to take countless shots of the dog at the home of whichever poor sap accidentally hired her, and the plaster them all over her Facebook.

Also, he says that without his phone, he has no way of reaching his mom.

Not that I believe that this phone bill is nearly as urgent as she says - or rather, that even if there is a phone bill to pay, that it's so urgent for any reason other than her own overspending on unnecessary luxuries - but her mother isn't talking to her, right? Or she's not talking to her mother? I get the idea of 'emergency contact', but I'm guessing that this isn't someone she contacted about her very real, totally genuine recent suicide attempts, so it's hard to think of a time she'd actually need to be able to call her. But ebegging because she needs a phone to stay on dating sites, so she can continue to be ignored by anyone looking to date an actual human, doesn't sound quite so important I guess.

 

[XxxmarijnxxX]

 

[Ruin]

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Tl dr I'm blacklisted from psychiatric services in Chicago for being an asshole.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Pretty sure it does have to be in Illinois unless Colt got some great job with top notch insurance that will pay for very expensive in-patient mental health treatment.

Medicaid isn’t going to pay for Colt to go to Passages in Malibu and pour out his sorrows to a trans-friendly psychiatrist at $10k per day. Maybe he hopes mommy will?

 

[repentance]

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Hasn't even been in her subsidised housing a month yet and she's ready to bail.

 

[Abortions4All]

For someone like Colt who needs everything to be either amazingly perfect or terribly awful all the time, something like getting a steady subsidized place to live, or a bit of a job for some pocket money, is actually kind of anxiety-inducing and makes them spiral more out of control. A lot of times, borderlines (due to pathological fear of abandonment) like to "test" any stable situation. So like, they cheat on a partner just to see if the person would stick around even if they cheated and not abandon them. They try to create their own worst case scenarios just to avoid the anxiety about them someday maybe happening. Of course, this more often than not ends up with the person creating a self-fulfilling prophecy where their fear of abandonment and instability starts creating all the abandonment and instability in their life, which in turn makes the fear seem more rational, which makes the borderline continue the awful strategy of testing relationships.

Alison Rapp did this exact neurotic thing. To challenge anything stable in her life to make sure it was really stable and wouldn't abandon her when times got tough, she blatantly engaged in sex work and made it possible for her family-oriented employer to find out. She constantly talked about other men with her husband, including where it would publicly humiliate him. When he finally divorced her and she got someone else to date her, she made his information public until people contacted him about her past.

It's like that idiotic quote that isn't actually from Marilyn Monroe but gets misattributed to her (and other hot starlets from history) all the time about "I'm a horrible person sometimes, but if you don't accept me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best." That is the basic underlying assumption of the borderline about all stable situations: that you should immediately throw your worst personality attributes at them and see if they stick around.

This is also what happened to Laura's psych visits, her testing the psychs to see what they'd do if she presented herself in an extreme situation. She wasn't really suicidal, but she had an obsessive, pathological need to find out what would happen and how her shrink would treat her if she actually was. Now that she's found out, it just feeds into her idea that everyone abandons her eventually and that it's critical to test anyone new before she fully relies upon them.

Posting the photos of the Rover guy's house is the same thing. She's testing whether her job will let her stay even with the worst possible behavior. Hint: they won't.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Pretty sure it does have to be in Illinois unless Colt got some great job with top notch insurance that will pay for very expensive in-patient mental health treatment.

Medicaid isn’t going to pay for Colt to go to Passages in Malibu and pour out his sorrows to a trans-friendly psychiatrist at $10k per day. Maybe he hopes mommy will?

In-patient goes from 10k for the bare bones treatment to around 30k for the good treatment. You need a job, with insurance and enough time working at said job to get anywhere from a week to a month off. That’s just the start. If you aren’t ready for this kind of treatment then you are just wasting time and money. The treatment centers expect you to work with the treatment and will kick your ass to the curb if you try anything funny. (Except for the really expensive ones which will deal with that crap)

 

[XxxmarijnxxX]

Warning long photo caps for a long ass thread they have on their page:



And some more comments on their previous post about needing out of state treatment:

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Semi-long term care. Oof. Hope you have 60-100k.