Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

[Next Task]

It's such a small thing, but out of the whole bullshit about COH, one of the biggest lies that stood out for me was Colt saying she 'voiced [her] concerns' with the older transwoman brought in to talk to them. Because other people were getting upset, naturally, because she's a giver.

Except I would guaran-fucking-tee she's never done something so polite as voiced her concerns. She amply demonstrates every day that she has the composure of a chihuahua on meth. The moment she feels invalidated, which happens all the time, she claims to break down. So if anything beyond 'a transwoman came to talk to the kids' happened, which is a big if, there's no way that, if she did manage to say anything rather than stew and mope, it would have been calm, or polite, or rationally expressed.

There's so much of what she says that's bullshit, so I don't know why that one detail stuck with me particularly. I suppose just the degree to which she always puts herself as the perfect victim of malign forces, bearing no responsibility for any of the shit that happens to her. Extremely common lolcow behaviour.

 

[Positron]

Edit: Is that ultrasound photo she posted supposed to show a 6 month pregnancy? Cos all I see is a bean about a couple of centimetres long clinging to the side of her womb (black bit in the centre) - which would make her about 12 weeks pregnant. Unless I'm totally reading the ultrasound wrong (probably).

I'm not a professional ultrasound reader but I think this is the fetus, which is big but might not be 6-months big. The black bit is a bit of amniotic fluid being cut through the plane of the ultrasound.

Thanks you so much @Short. Can you tell us about when did her pregnancy happen? I'll update the OP later.

 

[theshep]

For clarity, this is a 24 week ultrasound image:

What she had, God knows. Could have been of her left foot or a cyst.*

*Edit: @repentance says it's a spawn. Must be bloody early on then!

 

[repentance]

I'm not a professional ultrasound reader but I think this is the fetus, which is big but might not be 6-months big. The black bit is a bit of amniotic fluid being cut through the plane of the ultrasound.
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Thanks you so much @Short. Can you tell us about when did her pregnancy happen? I'll update the OP later.

Yeah, the spawn is where you've indicated. The date at the top of the tumblr post which includes the ultrasound is 27 September, 2013.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

For clarity, this is a 24 week ultrasound image:
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What she had, God knows. Could have been of her left foot or a cyst.*

*Edit: @repentance says it's a spawn. Must be bloody early on then!

It’s very early. After 12 weeks most untrained personS can identify the fetus in an ultrasound without too much trouble but before then it’s a crap shoot of is it that spot? She was probably six weeks, not months.

Also had Colt tried to get an abortion at six months it would have cost upwards of 10K (which Colt would have had to pay herself with cash money - Medicaid doesn’t touch that) and required labor be induced.

It’s exceedingly difficult to have an abortion past 18 weeks, only three doctors in the entire USA do such procedures and 95% of those cases are due to non-viability or severe defects. You don’t just change your mind and get an abortion at six months.

Why am I not surprised Colt was a pathological liar on Tumblr for years. It’s so weird when ugly people are incredibly vain. She really is totally obsessed with herself.

 

[repentance]

It’s very early. After 12 weeks most untrained personS can identify the fetus in an ultrasound without too much trouble but before then it’s a crap shoot of is it that spot? She was probably six weeks, not months.

Also had Colt tried to get an abortion at six months it would have cost upwards of 10K (which Colt would have had to pay herself with cash money - Medicaid doesn’t touch that) and required labor be induced.

It’s exceedingly difficult to have an abortion past 18 weeks, only three doctors in the entire USA do such procedures and 95% of those cases are due to non-viability or severe defects. You don’t just change your mind and get an abortion at six months.

Why am I not surprised Colt was a pathological liar on Tumblr for years. It’s so weird when ugly people are incredibly vain. She really is totally obsessed with herself.

It's interesting that she's framed the image so that some of the data is missing. It's not to protect her privacy because her name clearly shows on the image. It wouldn't surprise me if she intentionally posted the worst image of the series, either.

 

[nets_awesome]

Ugh she’s staying

 

[repentance]

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Now she's going to bitch about not being able to get a refund on her ticket.

She'll attach herself like a limpet mine to this new youth group she only discovered yesterday and the first time they don't validate her enough she'll start suicide baiting again.

 

[nets_awesome]

Now she's going to bitch about not being able to get a refund on her ticket.

She'll attach herself like a limpet mine to this new youth group she only discovered yesterday and the first time they don't validate her enough she'll start suicide baiting again.

Didn’t she also e-beg for funds for said trip? Not surprised that post had been removed / memory-holed.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

I'm new to the farms, I've mostly been lurking but had a huge laugh when I saw this thread. Colt used to be a personal lolcow for me a long time ago when I had a tumblr account (yes I know). Basically he would shit up any LGBT tag he could get his hands on with his selfies and fake stories. Unfortunately, Colt had a habit of deleting/changing his username every 3 days so it was hard to keep archives of all the bullshit he posted. I decided to look up some old blogs I used to follow, most have been deactivated but I did manage to find a few posts. Enjoy some classic Colt content to celebrate the California saga.

Colt's Pregnancy/Abortion
I believe the story here was that he was raped and had no idea he was pregnant until six months in. The original plan was he was going to give it up for adoption to his roommates. After saying he was going to give it away, suddenly his roommates became "super toxic" and that he couldn't trust them so he decided to just scramble the baby instead.

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Colt's Beard Hairs
Less than a week after his "traumatic" abortion he is suddenly on testosterone gel and growing facial hair. Colton had a habit of making posts everyday that went back and forth between "I'm getting testosterone tomorrow" to "The transphobic doctors changed their minds and won't let me have testosterone". Funny coincidence that getting an abortion was the magical act that let doctors ok him to go on the big T.

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Even tumblr hates him
He would post an unreasonable amount of selfies everyday and he has a dumb looking face so of course people started getting fed up with looking at him.
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There was a ton more this guy posted but I couldn't find much else. Thanks for this thread though I had no idea this guy was still this big of a trainwreck, I thought he would eventually grow out of it.

I never noticed the resemblance.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Goddammit! I was really looking forward to the CA saga shitshow. Makes me wonder if Colt ever actually bought a ticket.

I'm going to bet the red flags were on the other end or they might have mentioned something transphobic like expecting "rent." I wonder if crazy lesbo started reading about Colt. But it would have been pretty funny if they were luring Colt to CA to knock him out and steal a kidney or something, which is the only thing of value I think Colt might have.

I guess we will just have to await next weeks terrible decision to move somewhere thanks to a rando they just met online. The complaining and stalking of COH will never end now. Too bad they didn't allow him to come for his big "GOODBYE" performance, only for him to call two days later and ask if he could drop by again. At least COH has Colt's number and are completely done with his bullshit.

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

It's either rent or one or the other of Colt's would-be roommates mentioned that they would be expecting her to look for work or contribute substantially to childcare or household upkeep. She realized this wouldn't be the free ride in a fancy car she was counting on and got cold feet. Either that or she finally actually looked up Sacramento on a map. Or one of the lesbians looked up Colt, realized exactly what kind of a vortex of drama they were inviting into their home, and told her that there'd bern a family emergency, so sorry, they'd totally love to have her round if she makes it down another way but we just can't do this right now.

Yeah, I'm disappointed she won't be wrecking her shit up in California, but I have faith in Colt's ability to be an absolute BPD shitshow wherever she is.

 

[nets_awesome]

It must’ve been something recent as just 11 hours ago the lesbians were excited.

 

[TS 298]

Just another disappointment from Dolt.

 

[repentance]

It must’ve been something recent as just 11 hours ago the lesbians were excited.

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I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it's nothing more than her finding a new service in Chicago yesterday.

She's not complaining about being homeless, so I guess she never told her landlord she was leaving and didn't hand back the keys to her apartment. I wonder whether she paid rent for August given that she was planning on leaving.

I love the second comment made when Genevieve posted that she was in a relationship.

 

[Clockwork Dragon]

I am guessing they told her it wasn't going to be a free ride (e.g. she would have to come up with rent or some other means of paying for herself) and so she wasn't going to be able to leech she thought she would be.

While not seeing Colt flailing around fruitlessly in the Promised Land is disappoint, I am glad for the child in this scenario's sake. They have enough on their plate with having parents who were just peachy with importing a total stranger from from another state that had only interacted with them long-distance and on the internet to live with them.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

I am going on a limb here. What if she never intended to go to CA set this up with the family to live with them knowing full well she would cancel. Just for Internet asspats. Just a gut feeling I got here.

 

[Positron]

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What a fucking jerk. Now that everyone on her Facebook friends list know about the identity of her Californian host, she proclaims "red flags". Would it kill her to make up a polite and impersonal excuse? "I really really want to go but I have unforeseen commitments. Sorry it did not pan out this time but thank you all the same"? Given her abhorrent people skills, I'm surprised she still has so many asspatters on Facebook.

But at least the next few months will be filled with her sighing and pining.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it's nothing more than her finding a new service in Chicago yesterday.

She's not complaining about being homeless, so I guess she never told her landlord she was leaving and didn't hand back the keys to her apartment. I wonder whether she paid rent for August given that she was planning on leaving.

I love the second comment made when Genevieve posted that she was in a relationship.

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Wait, so Colt was going to live with a lesbian couple that had only been together 3 days? Assuming that 'in a relationship' status was posted this year, that is. And the comment by Marta Pena - nephew? Genevieve had been dating a guy before? So, she's only been a lesbian for 3 days too? It's just surprising it took Colt until now to pick up on red flags that huge.

Bets are on as to how fast Colt can suicide bait now her Californian dream is in ruins - and how quickly she infers (without naming names, of course) that the lesbians will be to blame if she necks herself.

 

[MW 002]

Aww damn, I really wanted to see him get a rude awakening in California.

I wonder what “red flags” he saw though..