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Colt Seidman / Colton Seidman / Colt Issac / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn SeidmanFriend of Terra Jones, chronic suicidal homeless parasite. Needs phone to stay alive.

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How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

Poll closed Aug 3, 2018.
  1. Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    45 vote(s)
    46.9%
  2. Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    16 vote(s)
    16.7%
  3. The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    14 vote(s)
    14.6%
  4. The siren call of California proves too strong

    19 vote(s)
    19.8%
  5. Others, please specify.

    2 vote(s)
    2.1%
  1. Wow that's a really good poem, Colt.... j/k, you BPD parasite nutcase.
     
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  2. It's funny to me that she has seen this post and probably still views it but she won't admit that we're right. We tell her how she can improve but she's so narcissistic that she won't admit we have a point.
     
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  3. The "centered eyes" is definitely a reference to CoH. It might be all about them. We'll likely never know just how much they shut down her bs and you know she's blown everything they said and did out of proportion. She does make references to us, but CoH is the object of Laura's tsundere love.
     
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  4. There was a crazy bitch at Halstead
    Who aged out but dug in her tread
    She had BPD
    And she loved to reeee
    She made us go elsewhere instead
     
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  5. It's probably meant as a trigger warning. Because that's how Tumblr is.

    I always love how bad cow poetry is. And it's usually bad in the same kind of way: pointed statements and super plain and literal language to describe mundane emotions caused by imagined persecution and a total lack of insight and self reflection. No thought towards composition or flow. No finesse.
     
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  6. I like the “ORIGINAL POEM DO NOT STEAL” bit at the top.

    There once was a nutter named Colt,
    A liar and kind of a dolt.
    But nothing was worse
    Than her angry blank verse,
    Which was practically verbal assault.
     
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  7. A borderline named Laura Ellyn
    Wished to crowdfund removing her melons
    No longer a youth,
    She'd discover the truth:
    No one listens that long when you're yellin'.
     
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  8. There once was a Troon from Illinois
    Who still acted like a bitch but almost looks like a boy
    Beard made of Pubes
    Flat saggy BEWBZ
    A site NO one can enjoy
     
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  9. I really hope they butcher the story and finally show the world what a waste of space she is.


    Colt, your life isn’t hard at all. You make it that way and try to suck everyone else into it. I hope you suffer for the shit you put people through.
     
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  10. Colt was a girl with a beard
    A borderline all the shrinks feared
    She made them so nervous
    'til she aged out of youth service
    even for trannies she was too weird.
     
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  11. There once was a woman named Colton
    Whose aspect was really revoltin'.
    Her tits were like tubes,
    Her beard was like pubes,
    And her penis was only a bolt-on.
     
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  12. Maybe even Colt realised that it's kind of hard to convince people that you really need this procedure to make you a more convincing man when that's not what you're claiming to be.

    I predict that if the money's raised, Colt will cancel on the day of the surgery and post a long screed about how it's really problematic to expect men not to have tits and people shouldn't have put so much pressure on her to get top surgery.
     
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  13. Followed by her moving cross-country (probably with movers, if the crowdfunding for surgery was enough to fund it) to an apartment she can only afford for a couple of months on the proceeds.
     
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  14. She's planning on moving first. The GFM is for moving.

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    http://archive.is/rpBEZ

    So much for moving to Cali.
     
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  15. Note it starts off wanting money to move, which is what the money is really for.
     
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  16. Hahahah, can't wait for the grifting to shift into overdrive assuming Colt actually makes it out to MA. The main LGBT support is of course in Boston which is nearly Bay Area tiers of impossible to afford and the resources are already stretched thin not only helping people in MA but New England area as well since it's not too hard to commute in.
    Never mind the fact that MA state insurance I believe requires minimum a year of residency (and that's actual residency, as in a permanent address), and the doctors who will accept it for surgery still require a good $1500~ put down before they'll even book you for an appointment. So if she's expecting a free ride just for being a tranny in MA, well, much like Cali and Portland, there's a long, long line she'll have to get in the back of.
    :powerlevel: Lived in the area and had multiple friends navigate through the clusterfucky system.
     
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  17. I wonder who has convinced her that Massachusetts is troon Mecca. There's no way she researched shit herself and concluded New England is better than the west coast.
     
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  18. It's less that it's troon/LGBT friendly and more that MA has relatively good healthcare for an American state.
     
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  19. This. MA is my original place of coming up in the world before GA and Bermuda (Next is Colombia , I'm trying to keep up with Null).

    If you think you can make new friends in New England that you haven't known since fucking kindergarten, GOOD LUCK.

    MA is not trans friendly
    MA is NOT gay friendly

    There is more overt hatred on display in MA because everyone already has their circles/clique. I think Colt would do better in TN, GA or NC. Working NC currently I see openly troon/trans people all the time and no one bats an eyelash.

    You move to the city of Boston (or Bofferston as dead mayor Menino would say) and your wardrobe doesn't consist SOLELY of Boston sports teams, you WILL get called out quick. There are not enough "Picard head desk" images for this decision.
     
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