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How would Laura fuck up her new apartment?

Poll closed Aug 3, 2018.
  1. Can't afford rent because of life-saving shit like cell phone and lyft

    45 vote(s)
    46.9%
  2. Her neightbors won't use her pronouns

    16 vote(s)
    16.7%
  3. The cafes and organic produces in the neighborhood are just not up to snuff

    14 vote(s)
    14.6%
  4. The siren call of California proves too strong

    19 vote(s)
    19.8%
  5. Others, please specify.

    2 vote(s)
    2.1%
  1. Bet anything you like that somewhere in Laura's mental health history, way back in a time before she did this every week or two, she got something she perceived to be really good out of a suicide threat. A significant other stayed with her because of it, or her parents redecorated her room and let her go to Space Camp, or something.

    Every person I know who has this maladaptive "threaten suicide every time life gets remotely challenging in any way" trait has a story of a formative time in their teen years, when tearfully coming forward about how they'd thought about taking their own life resulted in people being kind and gathering around them and centering them in decisionmaking for a while. Afterward, they're "chasing the dragon," trying to get the satisfaction and euphoria of that first, sweet hit of pure, mainlined attention.
     
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  2. Different people have different problems have different time frames for resolution.

    That said, there's a difference between a counselor showing you to the door on your way out, and a counselor saying "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
     
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  3. Isn't constant suicide threats and like, telling people to their face that their actions resulted in your suicidal thoughts a common BPD thing?
     
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  4. I find Colt's unceasing need to be "safe" interesting, from his needs online to his desire to move cross country in a quest to find the perfect place to live wherein he will never be asked to experience anything the least bit annoying. I've been thinking about this recently due to the kids in that cave in Thailand, contrasting their experience and calm resilience with the shrill lunacy we see in people like Colt. I think some young, mostly liberal Americans have reached a point to where they are so insulated mentally and physically that they find it absolutely intolerable when bad things happen, be it minor shit in the course of daily life (cashier misgenders you, dude in a bus sneezes on you, supermarket is out of the special snowflake cereal you prefer, Trump supporters breathing near you) to major things that no one can plan for (unexpected flu outbreak, massive flooding due to unseasonable rain, plane crashes, house fires).

    It sucks when bad stuff happens, and sure the initial response may be to shriek and feel like life is terribly unfair, but it seems very hard for lots of people to have their cathartic "why me" moment and move on. Instead you've got many people who use the experience to enact a sort of living a bubble-wrap kind of existence. Colt could never have been in the situation those teens in Thailand experienced - he's too fucking fat to have made it through the small openings in the cave - but theoretically had he been in there he would literally have sucked all the air out of the chamber with his theatrics and drama-mongering. The sole adult would have had to tend to his freak outs to the exclusion of everyone else and he would have made it impossible for the other kids to remain calm as they were forced to be his audience. And if he made it out he would spend the rest of his life PTSD/suicide baiting, having flashbacks, getting the vapors when it got dark, crying hysterically when it rained, gorging on food constantly because he was hungry for a while in the cave, and using the experience as the crutch of all crutches to show how shattered his psyche was to better prey on potential caretakers. The slightest lack of safeness in his life - using the word "dude," glancing in his direction on public transport, asking him to obey social norms - is Colt's own two weeks in a dark cave.

    And it's also interesting how unsafe Colt makes others in his relentless quest to never feel the slightest bit uncomfortable in his life. He evidently staged a suicide attempt in front of other people at a LBGT center, people who presumably occupy similarly unstable social footing as Colt, people who now know that the place they go to for social respite can and will be used as a performance arena by a manipulative asshole. His need for safety reduces the collective safety of everyone around him. He uses resources that genuine kids might need to survive. He triggers PTSD responses in people who survived suicide or lost loved ones to suicide. He continually demands bizarre and inconsistent social treatment, ensuring anxiety in those who know him because they never have any idea what he wants to be called, how he wants to be treated and know he will stage another long Facebook lesson at their expense if they screw up whatever script he has in his head for that minute in that hour of that day. His unceasing desire to feel safe in every regard ensures no one around him is granted the same privilege because they must shoulder the burden of his safety concerns before addressing their own.

    Colt is becoming one of my favorite cows. He really is a glorious, self-absorbed, relentlessly tiresome, utterly useless piece of shit.
     
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  5. I see Colt's constant talking about being 'safe' or 'unsafe' as another way to be manipulative. There really are LGBT people who have spent large parts of their life feeling actually unsafe due to being gay/trans. Maybe someone helped them get out of an abusive home or off the streets at some point. Even LGBT people who didn't have that experience have friends that did. It's a way to prey on people's intrinsic desire to help members of their community.
     
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  6. It could be both. The lack of resilience, IMO, comes from overparenting or helicopter parenting. Then when they learn that sperging out and making empty suicide threats gets them attention, they keep doing it.
     
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  7. New glasses alert literally took two and made one also the profile pic .

    And you can't be done today, todaying since you do nothing all day Colt.
     

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  8. Colt seems like an emotional vampire in general.
     
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  9. This makes a disconcerting amount of sense when you remember that clinging to the one moment when all of life seemed to be working is a trademark of many people covered here.
     
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  10. How is it even possible to be so toxic and shitty that a therapist who specializes in the mentally ill and LGBT communities and your own fucking mother both tell you to gtfo and never show up again?
     
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  11. :offtopic::offtopic: But I know on one my fav TLC disaster shows, my 600lb life, a patient threatened suicide when Dr Now confronted her about her lying and weight gain. He took the threat seriously, but also was under the assumption she was doing it to be manipulative, so she was evaluated and surprise surprise, she was a manipulative cunt and her fat ass was thrown out of Houston. Not sure if this is the MO for all doctors but it should be.
     
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  12. I wish all doctors were like Dr Now but sadly he's unique in that he has the fame and resources to not give a fuck.
     
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  13. The amount of disgusting things those glasses have seen. Good lord. RIP in peace glasses. You’ve earned it.
     
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  14. Still whining
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  15. It’s okay, she says she’s not going to demonstrate any more vulnerability for the next 10,000 years.
    ( :story:)
     
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  16. She’s trying hard to leech onto this poem person but obviously they saw the huge red flags and made it clear they won’t be around in the future. At least they are smart enough to slink away from the toxic troon tornado before it consumes them, but Colt is trying his level best to guilt and flatter them into being his personal support person.
     
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  17. Interesting that she says she'll be seeing less of this person due to aging out of the youth services.
    Like, is this person a fellow client? Does that mean they're a youth?
    And if they're not a client, but rather a provider, why is she just now expressing emotional attachment to them?
    Possibly because her other providers called her on her shit, so she had to find someone new to suckle emotional energy from. Same if they're a youth client, but in that case, much more insidious. Using someone younger than her (how much younger?) for such things.
    But idk how likely it is that she's aware that this is what she's doing to people.
     
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  18. Stop the press, colt is sad lol
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  19. Fucking called it. He's going to abandon his subsidized housing in Chicago and go bum in San Francisco.
     
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  20. Troonado!

    She should be grateful that she was allowed those 30 sessions. Some therapists won't accept BPD people at all. Even the ones who accept one or two, they strictly enforce boundaries. I can imagine Colt, in between the whining online, trying to contact the therapist constantly on their emergency number or going over their time limit during sessions.

    It's sad because there are people with BPD out there who get sick of their condition, are aware of how taxing they can be, and want to manage it as best they can; but then you get people like Colt...
     
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