Come shopping with me + haul!!!! - 9/16/2017

[stronkwonk]

Drinking 580 calories of Starbucks she doesn't like, screeching in a shitty halloween store, and showing off her grotesque arm wound. I watched the video but I had a lot of trouble concentrating on what she was actually saying, but it was loud, screechy, and unfortunate. She's excited about her "five month anniversary" on Saturday and claims she "hasn't been shopping for myself in a hot minute." Forgot the word for cashier, was so charitable by letting Rafe and Hannah get a free thing at Claire's. At a point she starts moaning like a strange porn star celebrating buying herself Hershey's and beef jerky. This was exhausting to watch.

 

[EH 110]

I watched the video but I had a lot of trouble concentrating on what she was actually saying, but it was loud, screechy, and unfortunate.

In other words, it was a typical Big Amber video. Gotcha.

 

[ADHD]

That shirt is starting to get as much mileage as her bra.

 

[PiggyPie]

I see she is buying her special little thumb the same types of presents she bought for Destiny.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Can we look forward to a cat ear hoard soon?

 

[Cripple]

Gee, no Saks Fifth Avenue haul?

 

[C3PBRO]

I've noticed she doesn't really lay it on thick with the angles and filters on her selfies anymore, and feels perfectly comfortable uploading shots like this for the world to see. So has she made peace with being a fatass? Or does she think she's not that bad?

 

[stronkwonk]

I've noticed she doesn't really lay it on thick with the angles and filters on her selfies anymore, and feels perfectly comfortable uploading shots like this for the world to see. So has she made peace with being a fatass? Or does she think she's not that bad?

I think living with the couple of gay boys and Becky has done loads for her false sense of confidence.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Yeah, it looks like cat ears are the new baby bow. (Tbh, I prefer the cat ears. The baby bows with poop bun were beyond obnoxious)

At around the 8 minute mark are the porno sounds, fyi. Be sure to turn down your volume or take off your headset.

 

[liliput]

Couple of Amberisms for ya:

"the Nintendo"
"Becky and me... no wait... mine and Becky's"

 

[SisterChristian]

Couple of Amberisms for ya:

"the Nintendo"
"Becky and me... no wait... mine and Becky's"

"The resheptionisht"

And that part where she fails at subtly mentioning wanting to go walmart for a tripod and a movie for Becks.

 

[oasys]

"The straw is too short, I have to keep digging it out."

Take the lid off ya fuckin monster!

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Does Amber waddle around Walmart these days or does she just hide the scooter?

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I've noticed she doesn't really lay it on thick with the angles and filters on her selfies anymore, and feels perfectly comfortable uploading shots like this for the world to see. So has she made peace with being a fatass? Or does she think she's not that bad?

She doesn't think she's that bad. She has fleeting moments of clarity and self-awareness, like when she refuses to show her legs because she knows they look awful, but mostly she believes that until she's lost both legs to the beetus and has to be power washed on the porch because she can't fit into the shower that she's head and shoulders about all those fatties who appear on My 600 Pound Life.

 

[London Raine]

So I see she's been banished to the den. It sure looks like her bed on the floor, with her sheets and pillows. Becky's room has the flag hanging on the wall, and is much darker. Does she think we don't notice these things? I also find it odd that Becky drops her off on her way to work -- as if she doesn't want Amber at home all day. I wonder how long Rafe is going to enjoy babysitting her. JMHO - this is not going to end well.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

So I see she's been banished to the den. It sure looks like her bed on the floor, with her sheets and pillows. Becky's room has the flag hanging on the wall, and is much darker. Does she think we don't notice these things? I also find it odd that Becky drops her off on her way to work -- as if she doesn't want Amber at home all day. I wonder how long Rafe is going to enjoy babysitting her. JMHO - this is not going to end well.

I can't imagine it's pleasant to sleep next to a 500 lb person. That would be like having two or three people in bed with you.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

So I see she's been banished to the den. It sure looks like her bed on the floor, with her sheets and pillows. Becky's room has the flag hanging on the wall, and is much darker. Does she think we don't notice these things? I also find it odd that Becky drops her off on her way to work -- as if she doesn't want Amber at home all day. I wonder how long Rafe is going to enjoy babysitting her. JMHO - this is not going to end well.

It makes me wonder if one of the roommates has already set a hard line - no Amber around the house all day. I don't think Eric finds AL unsightly, per se, but she does eat a lot and her size wrecks furniture. Sitting in their couch all day would be a problem after a couple of months when it started to sag and she would put a hurting on groceries because I absolutely do not think she would be able to confine herself solely to the foods she purchased if push came to shove.

Also I don't know how AL and Becky could fit in a king size bed together. Especially a king size bed on a frame. That's 850 pounds of human and in one bed it would be grim. She may not have been banished so much as she couldn't fit or threatened the structural safety of the bed. It's really is sad. When you're young and in a new relationship you want to share a bed - it has to be disheartening for AL to write all that bizarre erotica/fan fiction while being too fat to share a bed with her very fat girlfriend.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I hope Ricky is the one to set boundaries. Hannah is at a loss of what to do in her situation, it seems.

 

[SisterChristian]

It makes me wonder if one of the roommates has already set a hard line - no Amber around the house all day. I don't think Eric finds AL unsightly, per se, but she does eat a lot and her size wrecks furniture. Sitting in their couch all day would be a problem after a couple of months when it started to sag and she would put a hurting on groceries because I absolutely do not think she would be able to confine herself solely to the foods she purchased if push came to shove.

Also I don't know how AL and Becky could fit in a king size bed together. Especially a king size bed on a frame. That's 850 pounds of human and in one bed it would be grim. She may not have been banished so much as she couldn't fit or threatened the structural safety of the bed. It's really is sad. When you're young and in a new relationship you want to share a bed - it has to be disheartening for AL to write all that bizarre erotica/fan fiction while being too fat to share a bed with her very fat girlfriend.

I feel like Al said in a Destiny era vlog that they shared a full size bed. Either Al doesn't know what full size is or she was lying because that shit would be physically impossible.

 

[Charles Morgenstern]

The only thing she's hauling is ass, and she's making multiple trips.