Come up with the worst fanfiction ideas that you can think of. - And it would still probably be better than The Last of Us: Part II. Maybe.

[Mr. ShadowCreek]

Anna realizes Kristoff is a piece of crap and dump him. She then realizes her love for her sister and Elsa returns the feelings. They get married and make it lawful that anyone questions their marriage. Kristoff comes to realizes he was always gay and marries Hans. Elsa and Anna make it so only LBGT or woman of color can rule Arendelle.

 

[HumanHive]

Combining Sonic the Hedgehog with a pokemon, maybe a Pikachu, making a brand new completely original pokemon and then proceeding to chronicle the adventures of this perfectly legit non-copyright infringing abomination and my own wildly idealized self insert character.

Isn’t this just Bubsy?

 

[gata]

[insert thing you like] and make it an omegaverse AU

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Major Kira Nerys is shipped with a sentient puddle of orange goo. No, wait.

Xenomorphs were created by an Earth android. No, wait.

Peter Parker was a clone all along. No, wait.

Danaerys goes mad and torches Kings Landing. No, wait.

Green Lantern John Stewart is shipped with Hawkgirl. No, wait.

Luke Skywalker turns into Oscar the Grouch and is schooled by Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert. No, wait.

Jean Grey does something to Icemans head and turns him into a flamboyant queer. No, wait.

The fuck do I come up with something worse than what's in canon?

 

[Fliddaroonie]

I was going to suggest smutty wank fiction based on Twilight but EL James beat me to it.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Asuka's coma told from the point of view of Shinji's penis.

 

[M'aiq the Liar]

So Naive, Shame On Me
Elder Scrolls modern au. Hurt/comfort, Drama. Dagoth Ur/M'aiq the Liar
Dagoth Ur catches his boyfriend M'aiq sexting the Adoring Fan as a joke. For once, M'aiq will have to tell the truth. How, though? He hasn't told the truth since he was a kitten. Self help books to the rescue.

I'd kept it a secret all these years...

Ok anyway Nazi isekai. Like, Hitler dies in the bunker and gets reincarnated into a crossover fantasy world. Various nintendo characters make an appearance including Link and the King, and to defeat them Hitler must form a tenuous alliance with Ganon to steal the Triforce of Power. This part includes a probably consensual sex scene. Later, on his quest to create an elven ethnostate he is stopped by Geralt and must teach the Witcher the true meaning of white power.

 

[Monolith]

Step 1: Take Steven Universe.
Step 2: Add the 13th Doctor.

 

[Lurkio]

Honestly, it's not hard to make a fan fiction just as bad, if not worse, then Last of Us II, only because TLoU2 gave literally the perfect bullet points to follow to make the ultimate shitty fan-fic just by following them to the extreme!:

• Insert a new character that is extremely capable and can beat up any of the old character's no problem and in fact does so to assure to the author how cool the OC is by having this guy we just got introduced to an hour ago beat up the character(s) we've loved for years and properly put them in there place. Be sure to depict this as a good thing in story. To many fan-fic author's make the mistake of having the canon character's immediatly love the OC and think they're hot shit. While this is suitable, having them confidently challenge the OC only to get the snot kicked out of them without even putting up a fight and THEN worshipping the ground the OC walks on is far better.
• Have all the canon character's act varying flavor's of out of character with equally varying flavor's of acting in character without any rhyme or reason. What, you think ALL of the character's should act wildly OOC all the time? No,no,no, that might actually give the fan-fic a bit of a "so bad it's good" element just in regards to how absurd everyone is acting. We'vve got to have some characters acting almost in character with others acting like a borderline different character. The level of "in characterness" each character has can be completely random, but if you, as the author, have a particular dislike of a certain character or two, then by all means let you're personal opinions effect how the character is represented in your story and completely butcher the character.
• Be sure to occasionally "flex" you knowledge of the setting lore and history by including a few lesser known fact's or character's in the story, but also completely mess up other, more obvious fact's of the setting as well, preferably in the same chapter, bonus point if you screw up the niche fact/ character. Sure, you made a reference to the one comic book character only a handful of people know about by having them show up and take out a bunch of enemies with a machine gun, but you just happened to forget that the character is a ridged pacifist who takes out his opponents with no lethal means. Or maybe you didn't forget, you just didn't care, either or is good. Remember, you don't actually have to read the source material, the media's Wiki-page works just as good.
• All canon character's should take a second seat or have some of their dignity sacrificed to build up ANY of your OC's, even the minor or one-off-ones. I mean, you spent, like, half an afternoon dreaming up Gorzak, the first named servant of LORD DARKEST!!! your original villain for this story, so they should totally rough up even the strongest of the canon characters, even if he's paltry compared to what you plan to have them face later on (I say plan because, let's be real, there's only like a 15% chance you'll finish this story instead of getting bored and deciding to move onto something else). Because even minor characters you create should seem more bad ass then the canon characters, because you made them, and your special. OH, and speaking of villains...
• Be sure to use an entirely original villain for your story of your very own design! Sure, you can bring back an old, fan favorite villain and completely bastardize their character, topping it off with them being bested by your OC, but it just doesn't have the same "OOMPH!" as making your own villain, who should definitely be the strongest, smartest, most dangerous enemy that *insert name of canon cast here* has ever faced and there's no way they can hope to beat then without OC's help.
• Finally, give your OC a bitter-sweet ending. Nothing that detract's from their awesomeness of course, but a fate like; being forced to spend eternity keeping LORD DARKEST!!!'s spirit chained to the great beyond or else he'll escape and kill everyone is a suitable "end" (and leave the story open to a sequel if you decide to get back into the fandom a few years later), or having them becoming a lone wanderer because their love interest or someone they cared about died in the final battle works as well (having them become a wander because they've grown to "strong" or "been through to much" to be a part of regular society also works). Be sure to have all the characters, especially the canon ones, reminisce on how awesome you're OC was in the epilogue. Or having your OC ponder on "the human condition" or whatever bullshit moral you were trying to tack onto this story is also serviceable.
• Lastly, and most importantly, you're fanfic should initially give the illusion of potentially being something good, or at least decent. If you're shit right from the get-go then most people are going to drop you right away, barring a few fringe groups and those who stick around to see how bad things get. But if your story looks like it might be something worthwhile at first then you hook far more people and get them invested in whats going on. That way when the fanfic goes to shit later there's far more outrage because you got peoples hopes up only to dash them against the floor, and let me tell you, nothing gets people talking about something more then subverting expectations.

There's probably a few more, but basically you can make any fan-fiction exceptionally shitty by including these elements, and though it does sort of favor the "hero's journey" type of story, you can certainly apply these to other genre's with a bit of retooling.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Paul McCartney dies in 1966

 

[Bumwine]

I'd kept it a secret all these years...

Ok anyway Nazi isekai. Like, Hitler dies in the bunker and gets reincarnated into a crossover fantasy world. Various nintendo characters make an appearance including Link and the King, and to defeat them Hitler must form a tenuous alliance with Ganon to steal the Triforce of Power. This part includes a probably consensual sex scene. Later, on his quest to create an elven ethnostate he is stopped by Geralt and must teach the Witcher the true meaning of white power.

And Hitler's new name is Bob Chipman

Reminds me alot of Kouta Irano's "Drifters" only that have Historical figures instead of Nintendo's characters

 

[saisegeha]

Jeffrey Epstein inventing a time machine to save Anne Frank and later coming back into the future with her under the alias Ghislaine Maxwell

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Inuyasha teams up with Timothy McVeigh to stop Osama and Sadaam from fucking.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I've always wanted to write a 40k/Powerpuff Girls crossover.

In the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of little girls.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Inuyasha teams up with Timothy McVeigh to stop Osama and Sadaam from fucking.

Is it wrong that I think this would make for a decent parody of bad fanfiction?

Something on the level of ShakespeareHemmingway or Peter Chimera where everyone knows it's god-awful and that's the entire point.

 

[muh_moobs]

I've always wanted to write a 40k/Powerpuff Girls crossover.

In the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of little girls.

Just sounds like a Slannesh-cult run by a pedo.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

From Ready Player 2:

"GSS already owned the media companies that owned the movie studios that held the rights to Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Knight Rider, and The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, and by paying hefty licensing fees to the estates of Christopher Lloyd, David Hasselhoff, Peter Weller, Dan Aykroyd, and Bill Murray, I was able to cast computer-generated FActors (facsimile actors) of each of them in my film. They were basically nonplayer characters with just enough artificial intelligence to take verbal directions after I placed them on my virtual movie sets inside GSS’s popular Cinemaster movie-creation software. This allowed me to finally bring my longstanding fanboy dream to life: an epic cross-over film about Dr. Emmett Brown and Dr. Buckaroo Banzai teaming up with Knight Industries to create a unique interdimensional time vehicle for the Ghostbusters, who must use it to save all ten known dimensions from a fourfold cross-rip that could tear apart the fabric of the space-time continuum. I’d already written, produced, and directed two ECTO-88 films."

 

[Half Mast Erection]

If you mean creating absolutely toilet level stupid shit, I did that for fun all the time until I started writing scripts for Youtube videos, at least purposefully. Now I half purposefully add in stupid jokes, or jokes some people I know think are fun.

But yeah, I've written some dumb stuff. I think one was literally just making an amalgamation of a bunch of different comic book and anime species, and putting him in a school for super heroes, but it was a dumb shit comedy with crossovers and shit.

 

[Lurkio]

Alucard from Hellsing teams up with the Scooby-Doo gang to stop Joker and The G-man who are disguised as Werewolves to scare people away from discovering their pans to resurrect Joseph Stalin and bringing back Communist Russia.

Yes, there is a Scooby-Doo chase scene with Scooby and Shaggy jumping into Alucards arms and him doing a classic "whined up run", complete with sound effects.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Alucard from Hellsing teams up with the Scooby-Doo gang to stop Joker and The G-man who are disguised as Werewolves to scare people away from discovering their pans to resurrect Joseph Stalin and bringing back Communist Russia.

Yes, there is a Scooby-Doo chase scene with Scooby and Shaggy jumping into Alucards arms and him doing a classic "whined up run", complete with sound effects.

Would Scrappy be there as well, to serve as the Chew Toy or Butt-Monkey role?