Ash’s Ultimate Harem. It’s like Sonic’s Ultimate Harem, but with Ash from Pokémon. The joke is how oblivious he is to it all.
Come up with the worst fanfiction ideas that you can think of. - And it would still probably be better than The Last of Us: Part II. Maybe.
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Keeping in the spirit of wierd or shitty things that happened in the Scooby-Doo franchise, Scrappy should be a secret 11th hour villain who is reveled to be a vampire the whole time, that's why he stays a "puppy" forever.
He ends up getting eaten by Alucard in a fashion that the average reader doesn't feel like he deserved, but the author's hate-boner prevents them from seeing that.
Not bad, but if we're going with fanfiction, Ash should be a stand in for what the thirteen-year old writer thinks is a "macho chad" as he goes around having sex with all the girls and even some Pokemon ( a few obvious "waifu" ones, like Gardevoir and Lopunny, but also some less conventional ones...like his Gliscor), all the while the writer doesn't realize his writing is lame at best and kinda disturbing at worse.
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Null shits himself
Momma Dearest comes back to life to haunt Christina one less time. This time, she manifests into Faye Duneaway's body.
What would be involved with this shitting incident? Diapers? Enemas? A gasoline truck's worth of laxatives?
Alf and Garfield are in love with each other but Alf is constantly conflicted because he eats cats. Every time Alf wants to eat Garfield they end up fucking.
Dino-Simmons fucks transgender Leon to death then vores his corpse with that mutated dino cock, then basically gives birth to some freakish C-Virus/Leon hybrid and fucks that too. Ada proceeds to commit suicide upon witnessing the death (and rebirth?) of her not-really-boyfriend, and Wesker comes back from the dead to have some good old tentacle hentai with Simmons while Saddler watches this shit go down with his cronies in hell.
MarvinTheAngel
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I remember I've considered what the worst story possible ever would be
My concept of it is that being as horribly offensive to as many people as possible with 0 humor (or failed humor) would work. Taking precious ideas and corrupting them. However, it should also be interesting enough that it doesn't run into the problem of people just not reading it. Shitty grammar runs into being funny to some people so we should avoid that.
To describe the idea, think of reverse utilitarianism.
Here's an example. Marvin is a 10 year old FTM troon that wants to blow up the planet. He is characterized as being extremely annoying yet the narrative supports him as if he was likeable. Halfway through the story it goes into an essay about why life sucks and everyone should die. Later on, he is stopped by his girl clone that came back after he almost raped her to death. The message with the raping is that "men are natural rapists but women deserve it" and to finally offend the pro-rape people, it implies rapists are immature people with Freudian castration anxiety. I should mention that the story introduces many complicated concepts while also completely bastardizing them.
My concept of it is that being as horribly offensive to as many people as possible with 0 humor (or failed humor) would work. Taking precious ideas and corrupting them. However, it should also be interesting enough that it doesn't run into the problem of people just not reading it. Shitty grammar runs into being funny to some people so we should avoid that.
To describe the idea, think of reverse utilitarianism.
Here's an example. Marvin is a 10 year old FTM troon that wants to blow up the planet. He is characterized as being extremely annoying yet the narrative supports him as if he was likeable. Halfway through the story it goes into an essay about why life sucks and everyone should die. Later on, he is stopped by his girl clone that came back after he almost raped her to death. The message with the raping is that "men are natural rapists but women deserve it" and to finally offend the pro-rape people, it implies rapists are immature people with Freudian castration anxiety. I should mention that the story introduces many complicated concepts while also completely bastardizing them.
Jebu Nagazi
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A fanfic Tumblr comic about Kathleen Kennedy saving the World from toxic masculinity ^^ !
Just take a particularly heart-wrenching or emotional scene from a popular piece of media, and then have the author haphazardly shove their really specific fetish into said scene.
*clears throat*
Pooh's Adventure in Postal 2
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Pooh's hungry and he wants honey. So he grabbed one his honey jars. But in that jar, it wasn't actually honey. It was Christopher Robin's ashes (who was a drug addict in my universe) and he accidentally ate it. He then hallucinated and fell into coma for 7 days. During which, Pooh woke up as Postal Dude.
Pooh's Adventure in Postal 2
Here me out...
Pooh's hungry and he wants honey. So he grabbed one his honey jars. But in that jar, it wasn't actually honey. It was Christopher Robin's ashes (who was a drug addict in my universe) and he accidentally ate it. He then hallucinated and fell into coma for 7 days. During which, Pooh woke up as Postal Dude.
I despise fan fiction but I also really want to see Anna Karenina written in the style of Justin Coolidge.
Just before the outbreak of the second great war, all national leaders are magically given access to information that predicts the outcome of WWII, but it's nothing but WWII memes.
Nigga wut?
Anyhow, Hitler x Jesus
Or Muhammad gettin isekaid to modern Arabia
OH i know! Hitlers murder from the perspective of his murderer. It'll be an NYT bestseller for sure!
Kier
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Lord of the rings, but the entirety of Fellowship of the Ring is word for word copy and pasted until the large meeting, where a portal opens up out of nowhere and Shadow the Hedgehog and Madonna come out on a motorcycle with an SMG. The entire rest of the story is resolved in two pages.
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Harry Potter is fine with the sorting hat sending him to slithering , becomes a goth and bullies ron and hermione who never became his friends to begin with. His whole purpose now is to become powerful and get mad revenge at the muggles given his past trauma with his muggle family, in fact, his uncles die first after magical torture
Wizards commit genocide in the normal world with a Korn soundtrack. Eventually Harry turns his own faction against Voldemort but only for him to become the evilest naziest wizard ever. He repeatedly calls hermione a muttoid whore and she becomes a house nigger to save her own skin from the rope. Ron's entire family is sent to the working camps .
Wizards commit genocide in the normal world with a Korn soundtrack. Eventually Harry turns his own faction against Voldemort but only for him to become the evilest naziest wizard ever. He repeatedly calls hermione a muttoid whore and she becomes a house nigger to save her own skin from the rope. Ron's entire family is sent to the working camps .
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