Comicsgate Hangers-On and Drama Whores - A thread about some guy who's mad about Star Wars and the neckbeards obsessively stalking him

Smug Freiza

Muh 6 gorrillion Namekians is Saiyan propaganda.
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Suisui, I'm a ugly little slime. I hate annoying frogs that have cozy fireplaces outside.

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Or have nice houses
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That think they can look down at those that made them.

Ribbit Ribbit goes the Frog in the pot.

5 John SloanMarlton, NJ 08053

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Nice work! Man I was way off, I thought he was in Jefferson NJ.
No one is going to New Jersey to attack EVS. I mean it is Jersey.
Mike Wellman might make the trip.
 

FROG

Ethan van Sciver
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Ethan has mentioned a PO box in Marlton multiple times if memory serves.
...at the end of every one of my videos that isn't a livestream.

All of my packages come from "Marlton NJ."

I talk about how I live in Marlton constantly.

Good detective work.

Nice fake bravado and smugness towards getting victim dollars. You can pretend all you want but your continued efforts prove your low iq and attempts to pretend you're not mad with narc rage.
Christ, you're stupid.
 
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CumFartingBobby

An online power bottom
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No one watches anymore.

Touchy.
He knows people dont watch it's why he hides his ever declining subscriber count on YouTube.

Hell it's part of why TUG DFE on twitter in my opinion. Cant have 13k followers and only average single digits for likes and retweets and still claim to be a "prominent" member of anything.
 

Analog Devolved

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So gay.

Stop acting like a supervillain. My address is publicly available, and those photos were on a real estate website.

And yes, it's awesome.
You make your trolls into supervillains. You sperg on twitter constantly about people doxing your address and talk about how people are plotting to assassinate you of course attention seeking trolls are going to run with any information they can find with your butthurt as the wind in their sails.
No one cares about your 507,000 dollar house except to compare it to TUG's hovel for lols. You knew no one here had posted anything about your address when you were moaning about KF to your 33k followers on Twitter so one of them created an account just to post the redfin pictures.
Its clear it got on your nerves because you posted to complain about it. People enjoy making you mad for entertainment. Its fucking funny when you flail around about dudes wanting to drive from California to New Jersey just to kick your ass.
You give the dumbest shit attention thereby creating more dumb shit to be mad about. You only have yourself to blame.
 

instythot

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Christ, you're stupid.
There is literally no good reason to keep coming back into this thread of maybe 10 people to consistently gobble up bait. What do you get out of it?

This thread (that started off at Ethan neutral at worst until you showed off your personality to us) would shrivel up and die if you just stayed out of it. Legitimately curious what the genius power move you keep pulling on some bored people who like to laugh at internet embarrassment in here is
 

jspit

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There is literally no good reason to keep coming back into this thread of maybe 10 people to consistently gobble up bait. What do you get out of it?

This thread (that started off at Ethan neutral at worst until you showed off your personality to us) would shrivel up and die if you just stayed out of it. Legitimately curious what the genius power move you keep pulling on some bored people who like to laugh at internet embarrassment in here is
Because he's a troll who's father and mother never gave him enough attention...

I have. Perth and Shoalwater Bay (for Talisman Sabre). Nice place, but fuck you and your spiders, Australia.
Australian's are like that. Fun people, but a bit much.

Acting like kiwis are the villains when all the problems come from his own camp. If he's not directing the gay ops, then WC and TUG are making a complete joke out of him.

Are there people on here who hate him, clearly. There are also people slavishly defend him. It's all kindof boring unless your an e-thot with abandonment issues.
 

Analog Devolved

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Acting like kiwis are the villains when all the problems come from his own camp. If he's not directing the gay ops, then WC and TUG are making a complete joke out of him.

Ethan has made himself into a joke. I remember OGCG when there were zero "pros" willing to stick their necks out for fans until Ethan came along and graciously offered to sacrifice his career for millions of dollars.
His beta orbiters started arriving on the scene shortly thereafter and EVS began singling out literal nobodies like Darryl Ayo for criticizing him.
That's when the fake accounts started appearing in other peoples names just like that kid Ethan picked on years ago for gay-hitting on him where Ethan tried to bully him into suicide.
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Capn Cummings a former confidant turned whistle-blower about Ethans gay ops and now a pariah of modern pyramid scheme CG is again calling it like he sees it.
He's been evicerating the Breitweisers over the past few days because of their scam. Its no secret Ethan and Mitch met in real life to discuss the business model they wanted for CG.
While they couldn't see eye to eye on moving forward Ethan had knowledge that Mitch was about to butt fuck his backers in favor of the corporate model of comic sales.
Instead of calling Mitch out on this Ethan allowed him to quietly back out of the limelight and make off with 200k, none of which was used to actually create the comic book.
Cummings mentions how triggered Mitch gets when anyone talks about his uber-fuckable wife so that needs to be mentioned also. She's hot as balls and crazy to boot.
Ethan has a long history of backstabbing fans that dare to have an opinion different than his own. He's alienated almost everyone who had his back when he was being drummed out of the industry.
To paraphrase pink Floyd he traded a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage.
The road he and Mitch chose, while different, are both dead-ends. Both chose to fuck over the fans that made them popular to begin with.
So many people have "julayed" the Allegience Arts phone number it's now disconnected and Ethan lives in a paranoid universe of assassination plots and both can't trust anyone now because it's likely a trolling plot.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
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Christ, you're stupid.
And you're clearly angry that I mocked your low IQ, because only a tard would so happily ignore a prior iteration's mistakes and wonder how they got in the same spot. Also probably not happy that the more you thrash, the more people realize you were just a more "with it" Mark Waid, but without any of the work ethic even that fat manchild can muster. It's almost like you should've listened to Zack on dumping twitter or something, but couldn't due to the dopamine it gives you.

Fading relevance, a shrinking cult, and a group of gay ops specialists who at this point are starting to gun after Zack and the rest of the "bullpen". It's almost like using CorpSec and autists like TUG to do dirty work didn't work and is cratering interest about as rapidly as the lamestream comics, eh Don Frog?
 

Newman's Own

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So, the whole grift of fucking over backers aside, Mitch's Walmart deal seems flawed to me.

He's got 4 different books on a custom sales rack at a price point of $5. That price point seems awfully high to me for an impulse buy a mother is to make to get one of her brats to shut him up for 15 minutes and read a funny book.

I would have thought they'd try to get the price down to around $3 to take advantage of economies of scale.

Part of the problem with the LCS model was that the comics were to expensive to make the model sustainable. I think this price point is going to be the downfall of Mitch's Walmart dreams.
 

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So, the whole grift of fucking over backers aside, Mitch's Walmart deal seems flawed to me.

He's got 4 different books on a custom sales rack at a price point of $5. That price point seems awfully high to me for an impulse buy a mother is to make to get one of her brats to shut him up for 15 minutes and read a funny book.

I would have thought they'd try to get the price down to around $3 to take advantage of economies of scale.

Part of the problem with the LCS model was that the comics were to expensive to make the model sustainable. I think this price point is going to be the downfall of Mitch's Walmart dreams.
$5 for a floppy that no one has ever heard of is a big ask.
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Call me optimistic but I don't think walmart comics are going to sell the kinds of numbers that big retailers expect to justify floorspace. Marvel and DC barely have a presence there if it was profitable you can guarantee there would be more mainstream books on the shelves.
 

Newman's Own

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Marvel and DC barely have a presence there if it was profitable you can guarantee there would be more mainstream books on the shelves.
I don't know about that.

The mainstream stuff suffers from the same price point issue if I understand correctly. Retail comic book sales were incredible by comparison in the 80's but they were priced to sell as impulse buys. A comic cost a little more than a chocolate bar so people would pick one up to occupy the kids on a drive home or just as a treat or whatever.

When the comic costs 5 times what a Snickers does people are less inclined to pick up a cat spanker. The comic industry needs to stop thinking of itself as a collectibles market. That happened in the 90's and it almost killed the industry then and has been dragging it down like quicksand ever since.

It was basic greed that led to price increases from about $1 to $3+ so quickly in the early 90's. The big 2 stopped worrying about ad sales and focused on non-returnable collector driven sales of books instead of advertising thinking it would last. When it didn't Marvel just about closed it's doors.

I don't see comics selling in variety retail stores like Walmart or even Dollar General unless the price is right to get parents buying them on impulse.

If Allegiance Arts is marketing to collectors instead they can expect their numbers to reflect indie sales numbers more than the near 6 figure numbers they need to sell in Walmart to make it work. They aren't selling Bat-Man, Spider-Man or even Deadpool at the same price to casual consumers. They're selling 25 page Bass Reeves and Norah's Saga at collector prices while 100 page Batman and Superman books at the same price are their competition. And the Batman book is priced to high to sell at $5+.

Selling in Walmart seems like a good idea to me but not at $5 a book when it's disposable entertainment.
 

Defend

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$5 for a floppy that no one has ever heard of is a big ask.
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Call me optimistic but I don't think walmart comics are going to sell the kinds of numbers that big retailers expect to justify floorspace. Marvel and DC barely have a presence there if it was profitable you can guarantee there would be more mainstream books on the shelves.
Well, at least for $5 at Walmart they are guaranteed the book. If it were accurate to a ComicsGate book, you would purchase an IOU piece of paper with an indeterminate delivery date.

It's amazing to consider. Mitch stole money given to him by backers for the book to build a business that was designed to make content for a massive corporation. If that isn't the biggest middle finger to the customer, I don't know what is.
 

Analog Devolved

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So the saga of ComicsGate(TM) continues and the CG faithful totally aren't assmad about Preston's little troll.

With any luck Preston and Robert will have a slap fight through lawyers for the worthless CG name and the GoFundMe money will flow like the Ganges. Dirty and likely diseased.

(I still think this troll is brilliant.)

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Imagine a year ago that kiwi fucking farmers would be rooting for a sjw beta orbiter Preston Poulter and Comicsgate(TM) because CG has become such a haven for tards and giga-autists it makes an orca-friend look like a genius.

No matter who wins this slap fight we win because the screeching is such sweet melody and the salty tears of failed hopes and grifting dreams are so sweet.
At this rate I'm tempted to hit up Pocket Jack's and become a nu-CG creator.
To paraphrase the dead Kennedys "we're not a punk rock band we're a new wave band!"
 

Defend

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Imagine a year ago that kiwi fucking farmers would be rooting for a sjw beta orbiter Preston Poulter and Comicsgate(TM) because CG has become such a haven for tards and giga-autists it makes an orca-friend look like a genius.

No matter who wins this slap fight we win because the screeching is such sweet melody and the salty tears of failed hopes and grifting dreams are so sweet.
At this rate I'm tempted to hit up Pocket Jack's and become a nu-CG creator.
To paraphrase the dead Kennedys "we're not a punk rock band we're a new wave band!"
Imagine a year ago that Ethan's channel would go from having talent like Doug TenNapel, Jon Malin and Mike S Miller... to being reduced to having people on like Micah Curtis and Liam Gray.
 
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