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eDove

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Original joke is weird but that double down is legit funny. I await my Reddit stickers.
It's funny in the sense that it's a snappy joke, but it's still at the expense of his real-life daughter. I wouldn't want my father think of me in sexual context, let alone him telling people about it. The filthiest of comedians won't even go there.
 

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Man, I love that thing people do where someone dies so you bring up the worst shit they've ever said and done like that's a fair sample of their entire life instead of just saying they were a faggot and you don't care.
 

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So, apparently it was a really difficult birth. Risks, complications and whatnot. He was in the hospital and he handed the baby to a friend. He told this friend of his: "you can finger her for a dollar."
This buddy who was there for emotional support was jarred by this. What do you even say to that? Yeah, it was a joke, but how can you be so fucking gutter-brained? How can that even come into your head?
Saget actually got flak for this and was asked to clarify why he said that by the media. He responded with something to the effect of: "I wasn't thinking. I should've said five." So, he upped th value of his infant daughter's vagina to five dollars instead of one. Get it? Isn't that funny?
That's fucking hilarious, can you tell me more of his jokes that morally upset you?
 

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I'm thinking of a few instances. Yeah, there's the famous story he bragadociously told pretending to rape a "baby" while on set (the children could see ot through the monitors). One of the girls on Full House confessed that he was extremely dirty behind the scenes, had no respect for children's ears obviously — or their eyes.

There was that time the children and their parents walked in on him and his male co-stars after "taking their pants off" as a joke, whatever that actually means. He bemoaned that the girls' mothers were always screaming at him for his degenerate behavior on set, which, c'mon. And all of those child actors are super fucked up now. It's not surprising.

There're more fucked up things he did, but the one that really gets to me is when his wife delivered his newborn daughter.
So, apparently it was a really difficult birth. Risks, complications and whatnot. He was in the hospital and he handed the baby to a friend. He told this friend of his: "you can finger her for a dollar."
This buddy who was there for emotional support was jarred by this. What do you even say to that? Yeah, it was a joke, but how can you be so fucking gutter-brained? How can that even come into your head?
Saget actually got flak for this and was asked to clarify why he said that by the media. He responded with something to the effect of: "I wasn't thinking. I should've said five." So, he upped th value of his infant daughter's vagina to five dollars instead of one. Get it? Isn't that funny?

Hollywood knew what it was dping putting him at the helm of a family show. It was literally an inside joke among them all that he was cast in that role because he was known, Hell, revered for being the dirtiest comedian to walk the planet. It's like casting a lion as zebra.
Yeah if some harmless jokes offend you you're on the wrong website there pal

Bob Saget was the comedian's comedian, a consummate entertainer and professional, I personally put him on the level of Carlin and if you don't then I feel bad for you son
 

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View attachment 2878889 I don't know Bob Saget besides his name was said by Tourette Guy and today that he was on Full House so i am taking your post with some grains of salt
Saget's whole stand up act was "inspired" by guys like Carlin and Lenny Bruce. Basically getting on stage and doing your best pitch of "The Aristocrats" joke. So yeah, him being the All American Dad on TV was kinda weird if you were old enough to watch HBO.

 

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I'm thinking of a few instances. Yeah, there's the famous story he bragadociously told pretending to rape a "baby" while on set (the children could see ot through the monitors). One of the girls on Full House confessed that he was extremely dirty behind the scenes, had no respect for children's ears obviously — or their eyes.

There was that time the children and their parents walked in on him and his male co-stars after "taking their pants off" as a joke, whatever that actually means. He bemoaned that the girls' mothers were always screaming at him for his degenerate behavior on set, which, c'mon. And all of those child actors are super fucked up now. It's not surprising.

There're more fucked up things he did, but the one that really gets to me is when his wife delivered his newborn daughter.
So, apparently it was a really difficult birth. Risks, complications and whatnot. He was in the hospital and he handed the baby to a friend. He told this friend of his: "you can finger her for a dollar."
This buddy who was there for emotional support was jarred by this. What do you even say to that? Yeah, it was a joke, but how can you be so fucking gutter-brained? How can that even come into your head?
Saget actually got flak for this and was asked to clarify why he said that by the media. He responded with something to the effect of: "I wasn't thinking. I should've said five." So, he upped th value of his infant daughter's vagina to five dollars instead of one. Get it? Isn't that funny?

Hollywood knew what it was dping putting him at the helm of a family show. It was literally an inside joke among them all that he was cast in that role because he was known, Hell, revered for being the dirtiest comedian to walk the planet. It's like casting a lion as zebra.
Okay that's hilarious.
 

D_Tractor

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NulWillBecomeTranny

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Yeah if some harmless jokes offend you you're on the wrong website there pal

Bob Saget was the comedian's comedian, a consummate entertainer and professional, I personally put him on the level of Carlin and if you don't then I feel bad for you son
If you have any sort of morality or conscience you're on the wrong website.
 

BibiLivesMatter

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If you have any sort of morality or conscience you're on the wrong website.

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You right now my guy.
 

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Andrew, Duke of York, has been stripped of his military titles and can no longer use the styling “his royal highness”. This is related the ongoing case regarding his statutory rape of a teen girl and associations with Jeffrey Epstein.
Looks like even the queen directly approved it:
Buckingham Palace said in a statement: "With the Queen's approval and agreement, the Duke of York's military affiliations and Royal patronages have been returned to the Queen.
Prince Andrew really fucked himself over
 

Goofy Logic

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It must truly be humiliating to have your titles removed by a woman who has been dead for several months.
I’m sure they’re just preparing for when the Spencers whip out Diana and her new family to dethrone the house of Windsor :tomgirl: kicking out Royals one family at a time. First the harkles, now Andrew, Eugenie and Beatrice are next

That's because the federal court in New York is allowing the girl's civil case to proceed.

There must have been some loud screaming going on in Buckingham Palace.

And a bunch of veterans wrote the queen a published letter about it. The palace responded within a few hours stripping the titles so it was probably in the works though.
 
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