compensation for lolcows? -

[CatParty]

@Thomas Jay Wasserberg seems to think that lolcows deserve compensation for being a literal idiot.
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt seems to think he will find his fortune being a lolcow.
some users here have bought medallions or commissions from chris. heck @DStecks gave chris $1000 for doing nothing at all.
where do you draw the line? would you pay a lolcow for their service or legacy? would you buy their products whether its a medallion or a copy of maradonia? or do yo uthink this is just free funny from retards who think their infamy will pad their pockets?

 

[Chipmunkbounty]

I mean, I would watch a reality show of any of these lolcows. If they ended up getting teenmom bank from being lolcows, I would support that.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I don't pay to see a hobo rambling about on the streets so I don't see a point in paying a tard to keep being a tard.

 

[KaiserWilhelmII]

i would pay for a reality show too,
i mean if chris chan would do his love quest on tv a dream would come true

 

[DZ 305]

Why pay idiots when they are a dime a dozen, especially online. The only 'compensation' many of these people need is a group home for the actually fucked up ones, and introspection for the ones who aren't ill

 

[timecop]

you know, those people that bumble around the middle of a city with tinfoil on their heads screaming about how the end of the world is coming tend to not have a job for a reason

 

[AnOminous]

@Thomas Jay Wasserberg seems to think that lolcows deserve compensation for being a literal idiot.
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt seems to think he will find his fortune being a lolcow.
some users here have bought medallions or commissions from chris. heck @DStecks gave chris $1000 for doing nothing at all.
where do you draw the line? would you pay a lolcow for their service or legacy? would you buy their products whether its a medallion or a copy of maradonia? or do yo uthink this is just free funny from retards who think their infamy will pad their pockets?

If they're retarded through no fault of their own they can get tardbucks.

If they choose to do it for free, that's on them.

 

[Zvantastika]

This is the only currency I'd pay them with:

And I'd give them only one, we don't want to spoil them do we?.

Nah but seriously, I wouldn't donate them a single cent. Unless there's an actual tragedy involved, like a FIRE, those sucks and I know how bad those makes you feel.
As for buying their merchandise, if the article is something I could actually use (like those dumb amiibo Chris sells) and the price is right (ha) I might consider it. Although, we already know that lolcows almost always fail to finish anything they start, if I don't get my article in a reasonable time, expect me to cancel the deal and ask for a refund in a heartbeat. If they want to play like big shots, they are going to be treated as such.

 

[bearycool]

If cows are getting paid, I should get paid to make fun of them

 

[GV 998]

No. I wouldn't give them a dime. It's not like they're a comedian and we're paying for tickets to see them on stage. Being a lolcow (usually) isn't a job. It's, pretty much by definition, a series of poor life decisions compounded by the extremely poor decision to broadcast your poor life decisions OVER THE INTERNET.

And many of these lolcows, including every last one of them that has come to Kiwi Farms to confront us, is an attention whore. It doesn't matter how negative the attention is, they are a somebody here on the interwebs. They are, in a sense famous, when in real life, they are absolute nobodies. Now, me personally, I wouldn't take their particular flavor of "fame" if you paid me for it, but for them, it's all that really keeps them going anymore. I honestly would not be at all surprised to find out if Chris still lurked these forums, but didn't engage (because he has at least learned that every time he has engaged with trolls in the past, it has always, without fail, blown up in his face)

So yeah, why should we pay them? They're getting all the attention they so desperately want, but won't dare admit to wanting.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I can see the reasoning behind @DStecks even though he probably just felt guilty.

For example if you had a YouTube channel or videos which basically just had highlights from CWC (or another lolcow) with a few comments here and there that became popular enough to make you a bunch of money Chris is the one who has put in the effort to create the videos and comics so even if he's not legally entitled to anything it'd be a nice gesture to send him something.

Also if Chris managed to stick to schedules some might find it worthwhile to donate a small amount for a regular comic and/or video on a Patreon like site.

It'd be dumb to pay a lolcow for just being a lolcow though.

 

[Tranhuviya]

@DStecks just paid Chris 1000 dollars because he's a hypocritical cuck.

 

[Prince Omicron]

I mean, I would watch a reality show of any of these lolcows. If they ended up getting teenmom bank from being lolcows, I would support that.

Any of them!?! How about ALL of them.
Australatina Shore

 

[Forever Sunrise]

I think it's a fucking terrible idea to give a lolcow money just for being a lolcow. A key part of being a lolcow is unwarrented self-importance, and being given money by random people for no reason just reinforces this hypocritical feedback loop most of them have going on. It's as bad as giving a homeless drunkard money just because he looks pitiful; you're just appeasing your conscience and bringing him one step closer to drinking himself to death.

On the other hand, I do think that a lot of lolcows are the way they are at least partially due to circumstances beyond their control. Nick Bate may be a vile psychopath, but he didn't have a choice to be born into a family of redneck loons who never bothered getting him the psychiatric help and medication that might've at least kept him under control. If, theoretically, there was some kind of charity fund designed to try and intervene in the self-destructive lifestyles of certain lolcows (a non-televised Hoarders perhaps?), that would be the kind of organisation I'd support giving this kind of money to.

 

[CatParty]

@DStecks just paid Chris 1000 dollars because he's a hypocritical cuck.

@DStecks irl (not even joking)

https://feministfrequency.com/2015/10/12/limited-edition-freq-tanks-tees/

literal cuck

 

[AnOminous]

It'd be dumb to pay a lolcow for just being a lolcow though.

The lolcow who does it for pay is not the true lolcow.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The lolcow who does it for pay is not the true lolcow.

That's true but I was meaning the likes of Thomas Jay Wasserberg who from if I understand correctly wants to be retroactively compensated.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Most of them live off Welfare/SSDI/SSI payments, so in a way, every US citizen is paying for them in some capacity.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Most of them live off Welfare/SSDI/SSI payments, so in a way, every US citizen is paying for them in some capacity.

It's our civic duty to help them produce more milk. Keep working, citizen!

 

[AnOminous]

That's true but I was meaning the likes of Thomas Jay Wasserberg who from if I understand correctly wants to be retroactively compensated.

Lol fuck that guy. If he got what he deserved it'd be a jail sentence.