Mentally ill goblin who only talks about soda.
Person of Interest
Man. I dont know what I would do if someone trolled me by giving me five bucks. Probably sperg out here about brushes and ovens.
And many of these lolcows, including every last one of them that has come to Kiwi Farms to confront us, is an attention whore. It doesn't matter how negative the attention is, they are a somebody here on the interwebs. They are, in a sense famous, when in real life, they are absolute nobodies. Now, me personally, I wouldn't take their particular flavor of "fame" if you paid me for it, but for them, it's all that really keeps them going anymore. I honestly would not be at all surprised to find out if Chris still lurked these forums, but didn't engage (because he has at least learned that every time he has engaged with trolls in the past, it has always, without fail, blown up in his face)
So yeah, why should we pay them? They're getting all the attention they so desperately want, but won't dare admit to wanting.